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SummerDad · 15/04/2013 22:10

Here we are dear fellas Grin

OP posts:
MrsShrek3 · 26/04/2013 23:29

pmsl at Air's halo Grin Grin

we are away for anniversary weekend. but we are officially old and freezing cold and have gone to bed Grin [old gimmers] ffs I think we are middle aged Shock Hmm

AnAirOfHope · 26/04/2013 23:30
Grin

I'm good at being bad Wink

Where is everyone?

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 26/04/2013 23:32

I think you are meant to go to bed on your anniversary Mrs Wink
Happy anniversary Mrs and MrMrs Smile

jynier · 26/04/2013 23:36

Have been waiting for guests at the foot of the grand staircase of my huge country mansion! The butler has just informed me that there is some sort of depraved, raucous party going on in one of the smaller houses on the estate!

Am shocked!!!

StoicButStressed · 26/04/2013 23:43

Evening allSmile

Am here in my party frock and armed with bottles of Wine but seem to be too knackered to make my way to the end of the estateGrin

Thank you for lovely posts other night BTWThanksWineThanks

AnAirOfHope · 26/04/2013 23:46

Happy Annivsary xx

Party over here, fuck them over there - Terrorvision

Wine
AnAirOfHope · 26/04/2013 23:48

((((Stoic)))))

cafecito · 26/04/2013 23:49

Wine Wine Wine fashionably late entrance
no time to get changed so am in scrubs, fancy dress as a doctor.. not v imaginative. sadly they are enormous scrubs, as somehow the linen department had no small or medium sizes available today Confused so it gives a kind of floaty wafty ethereal effect. Sorry bit late.. any food left!? what's the next song?

HAPPY PARTY EVERYONE :)

MrsShrek, Happy Anniversary!!

cafecito · 26/04/2013 23:51

if you excuse me for a moment, I shall get changed in jynier's closet.. into something sparkly.. as I just remembered the lovely lady in bed 10 has MRSA, as does bed 4 and 16, so I'd rather not contaminate the party!

cafecito · 26/04/2013 23:53

jynier, where do these sequins go?

AnAirOfHope · 26/04/2013 23:55

Oww what are you all wearing?

jynier · 27/04/2013 00:03
jynier · 27/04/2013 00:12

Excuse me for a moment, folks! Cafe's got hold of my "special" nipple covers!

Gee whizz! Now she's going through the private drawer next to my bed!!! "It's a torch, cafe! It's a torch!!!" (It's not really but she doesn't know anything about anatomy, does she? I bet that there really are torches that look like the appendages of well-hung fit men! Lily recommended it; she got it from Ann Summers!)

Quiche, anyone?

AnAirOfHope · 27/04/2013 00:15

Dances on the table top

Does strip tease

Falls off table nakkid

Stumbbles out muttering about running free and star gazing.

cafecito · 27/04/2013 00:20

administers first aid to Air for possible fractured pelvis and subdural haematoma. cannot locate stethoscope now jynier's chucked it at her butler to throw in the laundry, so instead listening to Air's heart sounds with a Wine glass

wearing jynier's tassles and a kitty-proofed vintage skirt

cafecito · 27/04/2013 00:22

attempts to shine torch into Air's eyes to check responsiveness. gets confused the torch starts buzzing Confused

gives up, and heads for the booze

AnAirOfHope · 27/04/2013 00:25

oww buzzy thing Grin

jynier · 27/04/2013 00:30

Oh! Quick, everyone!!! Somebody put a shilling in the meter! Electricity has just run out and cafe has gone to get the torch!!!

Oh, my oh my!!!

Party is deteriorating into shambles! Some woman called Liza has just gatecrashed and is asking for the microphone!!! Please, please stop her!!! She'll be singing "New York, New York" all night (I've met 'er before!) and I wanted to treat you all to my special yodelling version of "The Birdie Song!" The judges on BGT said that I made it my own (think that's what they said - am getting a bit confused now)! Where's me spoons?

Please come back, air! Decorum will return, I promise you!

AnAirOfHope · 27/04/2013 00:32

But its buzzing Confused

jynier · 27/04/2013 00:39

Yes, yes, yes! Air! Of course it is! All ladies' torches buzz in CG; it's a very special type of electricity here in the country!!!

Put your clothes back on and watch the fireworks - don't want any nasty burns on your beautiful skin, do we?

AnAirOfHope · 27/04/2013 00:44

Depends on who can kiss them better!

AnAirOfHope · 27/04/2013 00:48

Nice fireworks

Off to Jazz club xx

jynier · 27/04/2013 00:58

Nooo, air! Pleeeese stay! Party wouldn't be the same without you!

Hog roast is ready!

Would someone please keep an eye on Lily? She's just nicked a bottle of champagne and is trying to entice SD into the hot tub!!!

Did anyone mention our party on the 'net? A load of people have just turned up for the rave!!!

cafe - help!!! Wind up the gramophone and ask everyone to join in "Hava Nagila."

cafecito · 27/04/2013 01:24

I've converted your drawing room jynier, moved 3 grand pianos out the way and I'm running a 'how to yodel' class using taylor ware videos on youtube. every time someone gets a note wrong, they have to down a pint. I mean, take a sip of bubbly Hmm

Air will soon stagger back when she asks for the taxi to take her to Camberwell Green

jynier · 27/04/2013 02:21

Internet is rubbish tonight!

Hope that you're all enjoying the party!!!

I'm smooching with one of the young policemen who turned up! We're dancing to Andy Williams. Can see cafe from the corner of my eye telling everyone to get ready to dance around their handbags to "I Will Survive!"

Top-ups, anyone?