Dating thread no 49

[JulietteMontague]

All daters welcome here.

hi all hope everyone is well and had a nice weekend?

I felt a bit crap the last couple of days things have really started to get to me. The future ex mrs spence has found a rental property and will be moving out sometime next week.

Lubey I think I'm joining you, I haven't felt like this since I was pregnant.

Spence all normal, once she's moved out and things are more stable you will be able to start establishing yourself again. As she is still around, it does make it a lot more difficult to move on on your own terms. Never easy but you will get there in time. We are always here.

juliette thats why you ladies are amazing.

im trying to look at it in a positive light i think my libido is coming back so thats all good

Yes, we are all fabulous!

oops Kin I think I got Mr Leek confused with the cock pic, but for clarification please don't forward either to me . The dress is stunning, I love ASOS dresses, definitely save it for whoever you want to have most impact with!

Juliette dying to click on the link, but at work, and not entirely sure who can see my screen, best I wait till i get home?

Lubey be careful on that roof, hope you find something to tempt you down soon!

Spence it's a roller coaster of emotions going through a break up and at the same time thinking about planning a new solo future. We all get highs and lows it is completely normal and you wouldn't be human if you didn't feel this way. Almost everyone on here has been through something similar and sometimes it just helps to share how you feel and realise you aren't alone.

Snape I said it first Never done that in my life. Felt right. Felt fucking amazing to have it out there

Probably would of cocked it all up without you lot. So massive thankyou

Juliette I had to look. Just NO!

Kin Haven't the cleavage for that dress. As I said before "If you've got it"

Yes Rainy Guard UP!

Has Cakey texted? OWW

Spence It will get easier. Promise.

Lubey Lucky me this week. DD staying with BF all week. Even took Dawg.
Whole house to shag in. Covered most of it last night

i havent caught up with the thread recently so are you all being sent cock pics? lol

spence you're bound to feel a bit crappy because it's the end of something that meant a lot to you. At the risk of sounding a bit trite, endings also mean beginnings. it's a new stage and that is terrifying exciting. Anyone on this board who has faced the end of a relationship can tell you that there are necessary steps to recovery. You cant just turn off the emotional aspect of this, but it's a step. Ask anyone who is currently happy and they will tell you that they have felt like day old shit on numerous occasions - and it's possible that they will feel crappy again at some point life, without it's ups and downs would be a flat line and that's no use to anyone. ( i do appreciate that I am saying this from my gloriously happy perspective of the day...do feel free to ignore me)

Lubey that's a bit shite then, isn't there a quote from someone who compares their libido to being 'chained to a madman' ? ( I may well have just invented that ). It sounds like you need a more convenient fwb although I've no idea how you get one of those, having never had one - .

That's good news Spence hopefully things will start to get easier from here on.

Tigsy nah, that's him, Mr Leek sent the leek-like cock shot, then apologised, then sent a picture of his face - as if looking like a Welsh comic actor made up for him dangling his genitalia in my face .

I actually have 2 colours of that dress, one a dark orange and one cobalt blue, it's the blue one I have here, I seem to think I bought both in the sale - I bloody love ASOS.

Spence - Snape knows , everything she said up there is very true.

48 happier for you than Mr Happy on a night out in The Hacienda in the late eighties.

'as if looking like a Welsh comic actor made up for him dangling his genitalia in my face'

you always make me smile Kin. You have a smashing turn of phrase... you should write. :)

Agreed Snape You are bloody fab Kin

agreed snape, Kin has a way with words, mind you these threads could be a book in themselves .... they certainly tell a story or two

Oh don't be nice to me, you'll make me cry.

Funnily enough, Snape I was going to ask you earlier on if you'd ever written anything, ( warning - ponce alert ) I've found a lot of your posts to be really quite beautifully lyrical ( not necessarily the ones about cocks ).

I think the standard of writing on this thread is very high generally, as is the standard of person, basically you're all the kind of people I'd like to neck a shedload of cocktails with.

Tigsy there is a massive cock in my link, but no penis. Depends if your colleagues have a sense of humour.

Spence if you can bear it help yourself to that link. I promise it will take your mind of things. You asked why we're single? That, for starters.

Kin

I've got a couple of fairy stories under my belt and a childrens story about a little girl who refuses to walk, because she can float so her parents have to take her for walks with a bit of string tied around her ankle or insist that she wears really heavy boots... this all stops just as suddenly as it started with the arrival of her baby brother who breathes fire I once started a chick-lit-with-a-twist about a bridget jones type who found a deep south fairy godmother who turned her raucous tomcat into a man who still had the ability to lick his own balls 'hilarity ensued'

but nothing published. these are mainly to amuse myself or get rid of accumulated angst... (thank you, sweet of you to say, although I'm sure I can be quite lyrical about cocks if asked nicely)

Kin I'll second that!

I once made a Valentines card which consisted entirely of random words that told my bf what I loved about his him. I may have mentioned his cock once or twice in large font (not a stealth boast, the large font was for emphasis) .

i dont think i will be clicking on that link at work lol

hopefully it doesnt put me to shame

i cant say ive ever sent cock pics to a woman is that the norm now adays lol?

The 'erbalist and I, Kin, were supposed to meet on Sat. He called it off, was very apologetic and polite, due to illness. We have been chatting regularly since...but he is as much of a flaky nut cluster as I am....and not sure that is a good thing...however we do seem to get o well and have lts in common. We shall see eh???

get on well....lots in common

Did someone say cocktails????????????

I have a confession to make! You arnt going to believe this!! I slept with dds dad last night after two and a half years of not being together! He knows we arnt getting back together and we have been texting today!

I'm glad I had some action after 6 weeks obviously it wasn't the best idea!

does this complicate things or end unfinished business?!

Oh Moving , you daft apeth, never mind, we've all done silly things.

Snape I would buy your books, and I'm a right fussy cah.

Ike that is bobbins, are you re-arranging your date ?

Juliette arf at the large font cock adjectives

Spence no, I don't think cock shots are de rigeur, I doubt very much if Bant, Voice and Bill have ever indulged.

Rose I'm getting cocktails on Friday and possibly some geek luuuurrrvvve