Dating thread no 49

[JulietteMontague]

All daters welcome here.

[48howdidthathappen]

Do people count

[KinNora]

20 orgasms ? You'd be desperate for a cup of tea and The Antiques Roadshow after that.

[KirstyWirsty]

at antiques roadshow

[mercury7]

surely you'd be in such a state of bliss and ecstasy that you'd be unable to count ...or would the bloke be putting tic's on a piece of paper?

[KinNora]

Sorry you're down in the dumps Kirsty, I reckon bank holidays can have a kind of enhanced Sunday Sadness effect, not helped by the disappointment of Mr Fixit, of course.

[48howdidthathappen]

Kirsty Sorry but at fixer upper.

[MirandaWest]

I had a cock picture once. He asked for a picture of my pussy. So I sent one of the cat

[KirstyWirsty]

You know what Nora I was reflecting on last night while I was on the treadmill this afternoon .. My stbxh flopped at the sight of a condom, wiped his face on the bedding and was a bit huffy ( this increased to moody bastard) .. MrFixit did all that too

He also kept saying 'blah blah ..that's your fault' e.g. I've got a carpet burn, I'm tired etc .. I think I have had a lucky escape really now I've got the wisdom of mumsnet

[MirandaWest]

I don't understand why people want to go on about the small details of their sex life

I also don't know people got Easter presents - I got an egg for Mr Nice and he gave me one. Didn't post about it in Facebook

[48howdidthathappen]

Miranda Would loved to have been a fly on the wall, when he recieved a pic of your feline friend

[KinNora]

Miranda I think it shows the paucity of his imagination that he wouldn't expect to get a photo of someone's cat if he asked for a picture of a pussy.

Ooh that's weird Kirsty, like they're crappy twins. Also whereabouts in the Karma Sutra does it recommend complaining about carpet burn and 'being tired' as gambits to inflame your lover's passions ?

[mercury7]

I think I'd feel hurt if I found out that someone I liked had shared details of what we did in bed...I'd like to think that he'd feel it was 'special' enough to keep it private rather than brag about it

[OhWesternWind]

Kirsty lucky escape there I think, although it can leave you feeling a bit let down and flat after something like that. Sometimes it all feels a bit hopeless but it isn't really. I think it's all the Mr Cheeky stuff not helping either. We will get there, though, don't despair.

I don't like all the detailed sex life stuff either. I've never really talked to anyone like that not even my closest friends. Some things are best private.

An Easter egg is as far as "Easter presents" go here, although the children did get some cheques this year, which surprised me. What sort of thing is one supposed to bestow on one's inamorata for Easter? Please tell me it's not a bunny outfit.

[watchforthesnail]

while its lovely you are all still talking about me months after i have left the thread, i will ask you to please refain.

Ive had a ton of stuff laid down at my door which has, in fact, had nothing to do with me.

I have seen many detailed posts about sex lives on here over the years, and i can only conclude the need to bring mine up, as some sort of either jealously or mocking ( for some strange reason) Neither are nice things to do.

I would suggest maybe thinking why there is a constant need to drag my name through the mud........... especially so as im not about to defend myself.

As you were.

[48howdidthathappen]

You wont catch me in a bunny outfit. Grim!

[mercury7]

I did give my kids some money for easter, but I've never done easter presents for partners

[KirstyWirsty]

OWW I didn't get one egg .. I bought DD a monster high doll instead of an egg

[mercury7]

I take it you prefer the easter chick outfit 48

[48howdidthathappen]

I don't even do valentines.

[KinNora]

I bought all 3 teenagers a little chocolate chick and a bunny each, all were surprisingly chuffed.

[mercury7]

I remember a husband once being miffed because I didnt get him a christmas card..I was genuinely bemused that he'd even expect one when we lived in the same house!

[48howdidthathappen]

At 48 mercury I am laughing out loud

[KinNora]

You don't do Valentine's yet 48 - any money, next year you'll be buying R&R a 3 foot card with ' To My Ickle Fluffy Bunny' on the front and a lilac Care Bear holding a satin heart [bugrin]

[48howdidthathappen]

He would be wondering if I had been hit on the head with a very heavy object, or if I needed to be.

[48howdidthathappen]

Come on LILAC.