Dating chat thread! Number 47

[lubeybooby]

Here we go again folks, all dating related chit chat here.

Yes Please Kin. I will PM you a cut and paste of this profile guaranteed laugh

I looked... got distracted by my inbox as haven't been on there for ages.

Only to find a message from someone who knows me and my maiden name but I have no fucking idea who they are

and one from someone offering to father my children... desperate to settle down and have kids apparently.

rightyo...

Oh I just found a message in my inbox from some bloke who wants to take me out for lunch, he's attached a photo with him sitting in his office chair, airing his no doubt humongous testicles, under a sign saying 'Finance'. He looks very much like Uncle Fester.

His testicles aren't under a sign saying 'Finance' that would be extra weird.

So funny, now where is my promised photo KinNora? WFF drums fingers impatiently...

WFF, I find MrDreamboatnfluffystuff2's profile slightly sinister...suspect he has a nasty edge to him

Ok... this bloke definitely knows me, or rather knows of me. I am freaked out, he must have facebook stalked at some point to know my maiden name.

and I am unsearchable so someone must have given him a direct link or it was ages ago before i was unsearchable...

Gsm2 was lovely, very kind, bright and we got on like a house on fire but he is just not my type. I think his pic was also from a while ago. I'm going to let him know id love to stay friends if he'd be interested in that.

WFF you so have to meet him! That is a great profile! However as I clicked to look I was asked to chat x3 wow! That's a first! awwwww Jules!!!!!(Stamps foot) Kant you force yourself a leetle bit??? For me?????(bats lashes)

I'm with mercury on that blokes profile... didn't find it funny just a bit horrible...

Merc! You would find something sinister in a My Little Pony!!!(Come to think of it they are quite sinister........)

I texted it, WFF

OWW sending you a hug .. I think LM is a bit like Mr Cheeky .. Good fun and great sex but not really quite right

I had a date with Mr Fixit today .. It went ok and it wasn't awkward or anything we had lots to chat about .. But I can't imagine kissing him never mind shagging him! He's asked me to go out for dinner next Sunday so will see how I feel after that

Lubes what was orrible? Have got a warped sense of humour now too???(oh yeah I have ....remember's TR's facebook 'incident')

Oh dear, I thought his profile was very funny too, did I miss a bit where he says something a bit dodgy ?

I think Mercury is right, he is creepy, and slightly cruel.

Isnt it just 'dry'???I tell you waht though its a prob a good example of why you should leave humour out of profiles...even we are divided...

That's a shame Juliette , no chance he could be a grower ?

ooooooh why?

< goes to look searchingly at self in the mirror, does this mean I am creepy and slightly cruel ? Quite possibly >

The bit about working with ginger people I thought was a bit off.

I thought it is very funny, but tells me nothing useful/meaningful about him.

Does he work in some kind of job where slightly dark humour is de rigeur ? Because that doesn't always translate well < has flashbacks about rectal foreign body conversations >

Oh everyone takes the piss out of gingers cos they are jealous....hence I have red hair...

KinNora! I was expecting something entirely different . He is indeed 'hot', please see if you can arrange a date with him, he looks lovely.