Dating chat thread! Number 47

[lubeybooby]

Here we go again folks, all dating related chit chat here.

The story so far -
Story Man walks behind me to the office, I suggest that means he can see the outline of my big white knickers underneath my tweed skirt, this causes him to sit in his chair and 're-position his cock' , apparently. He thinks I'm interviewing to be his new PA, little does he know that, au contraire, he's being interviewed to be 'my office sex toy - like one of those stainless steel ball things but sexy' .

I might have to text someone a picture I've just been sent. Oh dear god, this is priceless

Yeah put him right kin ffs...he needs to know his place! You are the one with balls of steel and dont let him forget it! He makes the tea.... and he had better serve it to Miss Nora with the correct amount of servitude or there will be trouble at his next 'supervision' session...

Ike thank you for encouraging me to do this, it's hilarious.

I'm having to stop reading my messages as ds has threatened to turn my iPad around and see what I'm laughing so much at.

Kin will PM you my mobile no, I'm loving these updates! Off out soon, boo hoo would rather stay on MN and live life through Kin's IE profile!

Oh its absolutely hilarious Kin...trouble is I have spent far to much time on that and not enough on readin about eating disorders...baaaad Ike.

nora you have to 'keep this up' i love a good literary smutfest. especially when it's very badly written (clearly not your bits....)

I'm doing this so you don't have to Lulu. I actually said the thing about the 'office sex toy, you know like one of those stainless steel ball type thingys but sexxxxxxxyyyyyyy' to Story Man. His reply was an obviously slightly thrown at the bizarre departure from amateur porn script ' We'll see about that. Anyway, press on '.

Nora haaaaaaaaaaaa

Just re-texted LM. He's read it (again) but has not responded. Que pasa??

Snape BBC 1 - now, Pointless Dr Who special

ventured out to tesco.... ffeckin f f fff ffrrooooozenn now.... brrr!

oww, huh? very odd of him

Sometimes I get a text delay with my Iphone to iPhone messages, OWW, you don't think he's replied and it's just not come through yet, do you ?

They are right bloody fun spoilers, kids aren't they? Like mini Mary Whitehouses..

Ha! Just mistyped my mobile no to kin wonder who received her text? have pm'd you again kin sorry!

OWW that's really odd? could there be a message delivery problem like Lubey says? chin up lovely, don't let those thoughts start spinning round.

I am out with my mates tonight. Mr R&R has just offered to drive over and pick me after. He has never done that before

Kin I haven't told Software Man yet,he was so keen but off the mark that I was shocked he asked, I hope my tone of voice wasn't obvious although I could hear myself so I thought I'd send a text tomorrow.

He has now texted in response to vague pissed texts about cheese. But I do not know if we are out tomorrow or not.

Hmmmm difficult moment Jule...

I'm really feeling upset now! I just had an argument with my younger brother! He is always going on about me being alone and never having a man and being a single mum etc. and just telling me that I'm moany and wouldn't be able to have a man as I can't deal with men being men as I like things my own way etc!

He's just been really horrible and considering that I havnt been able to walk for exactly one month now and can't do all my normal things and I'm feeling down I feel he really has been an arse!

He really has made me feel extra lonely!

But I must agree, cheese is more exciting than dating.

Why don't you phone him OWW (am virtually phone phobic myself but know that some people like the wretched things)

He's keeping an eye on his treasure 48.

Am stuck on a sofa that isn't even mine (popped into Mr Nice's house to check on it on my way back and have moulded into the sofa). I need to move....