Dating chat thread! Number 47

[lubeybooby]

Here we go again folks, all dating related chit chat here.

Caravans????? Is that supposed to be a turn on??

Oh there's yet more, it's incessant - the latest one has sent me the start of a story in which he strides into the office in his new crisply tailored suit and greets me in a professional manner 'Good morning Miss Nora, how are things today ?' I suspect my answer is supposed to involve an attempt at cheesy 70s porn.

Sadly, no OWW because that would have made me hysterical, it's because I said that I wasn't bothered where I went on a first date as long as it wasn't an exhibition on the history of caravans.

kin now this is entertaining! please please tell us how you are going to answer *'Good Morning Miss Nora, how are things today?'

OWW men and phones and texts, generally are bloody annoying! If you are doing to do drunken texting, maybe the flirty route is the best one to go down? or else we are going to have to get all at you

BC still hasn't replied he must have been eaten by wild squirrels or something because he always replies... oh well. Another one bites the dust... poor BC and his bitey demise. probably not

Kin this is entertainment gold! You + IE oh what fun :o

I thought I might go with ' Miss Nora looked up from her work, her eyes shone as she caught sight of the enormous bulge in Mr PoF's trousers. Her cheeks flushed as she bit her lip and said ' Good morning to you, too Mr PoF, have you anything you want me to handle today ?'

BC, LM and Mr Showbiz have probably all gone on some Unreliable Text Phobic Men day out.

Nora Is she wearing her hair in a bun and glasses on a beaded chain goregeous but pretending to be plain (we know these type of women are actually hot to trot ...eh Bant)

ike you are incorrigible!!

nora and this is all without a photo??

I got a message from an 18 year old who would like'to be with' an older woman .. I replied no sorry good luck

And just had one from someone who said '94% match 90% friend shame I am attached ' as though the statistics would make me change my mind about hooking up with someone who is already taken??? He has been my first block

That's a good point, Ike yes she is and all it takes to loosen her hair is the removal of a single hair clip and 'swwwwwwwwisssshhhh'

Yes Kirsty no photo, no description, nothing - I could look like Giant Haystacks for all they know.

Are you doing the PoF IE challenge too ?

Kin or ........ 'Goodness Mr POF, i'm guessing you are going to want to take dictation this morning' Nora licks her lips suggestively and chews the end of her shorthand pencil ........

Actually Kin you could just download a black lace book and cut and paste paragraphs out of it to send to him i believe they have this sort of stuff in them

Maybe the Giant Haystacks would appeal to the one who wanted to be dominated - you could tell him you are a female wrestler and will sit on him until he submits?

'May I use your ...dic....taphone ?'

At which point, he will reply

'No, use your finger like everyone else'

Sweet even at my advanced age that joke always makes me laugh.
The story bloke has replied, I daren't read it yet, ds is here and he will ask me what I'm laughing at.

I replied to the man who asked me if I'd ever dominated a man - ' How dare you ask such an impertinent question !'

Thank you, everyone, this has cheered me right up.

Ah haha ha haha. ' Sorry, Miss, are you dominant then ? '

Nora no I am on ok Cupid .. A lot slower than POF but have coffee date tomorrow however his car has broken down so I have offered to pick him up from the train station

If we don't hit it off I may just revive my POF profile though

I've tried neither, Kirsty. Are you hopeful about the date tomorrow ?

Aw bless, Software was a very nice man just not for me. He asked to see me again .

I have never heard the dic taphone joke before, just goes to show how you learn something every, single day.

Kin tell him never to call you Miss, its MISTRESS

nora we shall see .. His profile was v witty as was opening message but he has mentioned being mean (wrt phone contract) and today is having a pity party he said so possibly not ..

Juliette you obviously don't mix in the kind of puerile circles I mix in.

Did you tell Software Man that you didn't want to see him again ? Perhaps GSM2 will be more suitable

That's a shame Kirsty ( he's not anywhere near Stirling, is he ? )