Success, standards and still holding out for Johnny Depp...dating thread 18

[ChaoticismyLife]

Forget the olympics...we're aiming for dating gold.

Only the best is good enough.

As you were....:)

Snape if he is over 5ft 6 and he has hair, would it be ok if he had no teeth

Well, I won't be hanging around until 2015, will be too busy having fun

I do wonder who makes up these things though and what makes them pluck dates like that out of thin air.

Time

Twas me who posted the link Chaotic but I daren't do it myself in case it says I will definitely be getting married!

And thanks for the info on Eharmony. The Ex will most definitely not have joined at a cost of £30 a month.

Snape!!! You most certainly DO look like a woman!! You are lovely and look nothing like a transvestite!! And I still wish I was your friend in real life

If you take the test again Chaotic you will come up with a different date and info, so just keep trying until you get something you like

Can anyone quickly talk me through money etiquette? (first date for years, can you tell? lol)

So we're going for dinner first - do I offer to pay for it all? go halves? what do I do if he offers to pay for it all?

I have a tendency to overthink things which causes me great anxiety! Please tell me how you handle this sensitive part? don't want to be a mug but am not a scrounger either :-)

Snape, sorry I know this is very unmumsnetty but you sound amazing :-)

MrsTodd I personally would offer to pay half but be secretly delighted if he took care of the whole bill Just be slow at getting your purse out

Snape is amazing, I stalk follow her on Facebook

Time Jan 16th 2015 with someone whose name begins with H this time

Yes, Snape is wonderful, I can't remember whether she's on my fb or not, I added quite a few in one go and can't remember who I added and didn't

The last initial was better. 'D' for Dickhead covers the majority of men, it was bound to be right. Err, I do hope you remember adding ME on Facebook!

. Thank you ladies, I need to feel fabulous for date, so the talking-up is just lovely! :) women always think I'm great, men are therefore in very general terms a bit odd

I do look like a bit of a tranny, especially if I'm meeting a minister or senior person for work, where I wear a scarf to hide lower neck tattoos and it looks like I'm concealing a bobbing adam's apple.

Teeth!!!! I'd managed to wipe out the trauma of mr-no-teeth!!! Thanks time .

mrstodd. I offer to pay half, protest once if he offers to pick up the bill and gracefully acquiesce if he insists.

Doesn't mean he's getting any though!*

*disclaimer - unless it's Matt Smith.

Teethgate date was brilliant!

Time yes, I remember you

I think the last time I was adding people from here onto fb was the night Snape went meeting Johnny Depp

at being missed out for Johnny Depp

Teeth-gate is still on my fb. Nice enough bloke. No teeth. :)

(mrstoddneelovett smashing name btw, one of my few talents is to be able to sing the entirety of 'Sweeney Todd' even when very drunk absolutely faultlessly. And we wonder why I'm single... )

Amazing how the small things in life can cheer you up isn't it?

Just found some Galaxy counters that I'd forgotten about

They are only teeth Snape, don't be so shallow!

**double disclaimer - or johnny depp. I saw a guy walking through the station last night who looked almost exactly like mr depp. Shoulder length curly dark hair, 'tasche, little beard. Wearing a straw hat. I actually did a double take. Bet he had a weedy list little voice or disgusting personal hygiene though. Should have asked if I could see his teeth! :)

I've just eaten the M&M's I hid from DD, but due to having to eat them furtively so I didn't have to share them I didn't really enjoy them. Serves me right I suppose.

I'm alone atm, dd is upstairs, ds is on the computer in the front room, even the dog is elsewhere.

My postman has a bit of a thing for me, he even puts a 'x' on my 'sorry you were out' card BUT he has the most horrible teeth. Very very worn, into an arch shape and black, yes, black. Such an unattractive look. Nice bloke, shame about the teeth, rather than Nice bloke, shame about the lack of teeth

You can saviour your Galaxy counters then Chaotic

I'm supposed to be low carbing. It was going well until I unhid the M&M's. I'm very disappointed with myself.

My diet went to pot some time last week and hasn't recovered since then.

I've finished them now...enjoyed every one of them

Wrt teeth...I blame the lack of NHS dentists. I think we should campaign to have dentistry returned properly to the NHS. How on earth are we supposed to find men with nice teeth otherwise