No make up no bragging, no kissing, no shagging, no tumbling hair, be a maiden fair. And you definitely won't see him for dust! Dating thread 14

[ChaoticismyLife]

Chastity belts at the ready...

Extra strong padlocks required...

He just wants to be your teddy bear!

Well, he's a hound dog so he ain't having it!

2nd weirdo alert! No pic but said he likes the idea that I'm a mum because he wants looking after and needs someone to change his nappy??!!!

oh dear - an adult baby...

Yes and he found me. I must be the lucky one, the chosen one

hey just to update you all mr location text me today asking 'so do you think anything will happen with us longterm??' I replied saying I really cant answer that as I have only met him once for about 1 1/2 hour and asked why did he ask?

He thn said he really likes me after our forst meet and defo fancies me, but last time we saw each other was 2 months ago and its not a great start is it?

Anyway I repied telling him the distance thing seems like a massive problem for him, and if its too much of a problem to let me know and we can cancel tomorrow. So he said unfortuntly he thinks we should cancel, but he really likes me etc

anyway I'm glad thats done but i am abit pissed off that he keeps cancelling me at the last minute so I cant plan anything else.

I have contacted mr tall an asked if he wants to go for drinks tomorrow and he said he will let me know, as he had loose plans but its not confirmed.

stuid mr location, wasted my time.

ok now i'm off to catch up

SP tell him when you start getting the child benefit for him, you will start changing his nappy. And then block him!

time I shall do! Some strange people out there

Yes, and it seems you are getting your share of em

Do you get a lot when you first sign up?

Change your profile to IE (Intimate Encounter) and you will get lot's of cock pics odd ones

Think ill leave it as it

Surely it can't get worse then adult baby

Surely it can't get worse then adult baby

Welllllllll....

Omg, it can can't it??

Anyone had worse then adult baby?

It depends on what you class as worse

I'm sure somebody can come up with something though. I did actually see a profile on OKCupid where the pics were off someone wearing a nappy, you couldn't see anything above the waist/below mid thigh. Luckily for me there was no contact, the pics came up in the rate this user section.

You should see my special folder....!

You need a special folder?!

I'm not ready for this

Time could probably write a book by now based on her special folder.

Me...I just get 'indecent proposals'

Yes, I have a Cock Catalogue. I've not seen many so I was surprised to find they come in so many varied shapes and sizes. The pierced are eye watering! Not literally you understand

When you feel hardened, give IE a try, then you have really been initiated

Tis funny you should say that Chaotic...

Please go over to sponges other thread and read the posts by May, please!

Actually Chaotic, I've been meaning to talk to you about that job offer. I've been thinking, that was a reasonably good job you got offered and I don't think the jobcentre will be too pleased that you turned it down. They would top up your wages with WTC you know? I think you should tell them about it and ask if you can do a 2 week work trial, just to see if it suits you.

Time

I wonder if sex chat lines are considered worthy work? I'm getting desperate!