No make up no bragging, no kissing, no shagging, no tumbling hair, be a maiden fair. And you definitely won't see him for dust! Dating thread 14

[ChaoticismyLife]

Chastity belts at the ready...

Extra strong padlocks required...

OMG!! Did you not read the advice on Sponges thread Miranda!! He has already seen your body?? Before date 5!! See, that's what happens when you wear make up! It makes men have sex with you.

I love doing my face and if it was a choice between sex and makeup I would choose makeup every time Enjoy!

Time I'm going to be very generous to you and allow you to have them both

Miranda wrt the name, don't worry about it. I have an array of names, given to me by friends, and I answer to all of them

No, no Chaotic I insist. They are both wasted on me, honestly

Oh, Time, I couldn't...really I couldn't

I'm just joining match....

And Miranda, that's appaling behavior you know :)

I had a little success on Match when it came to dates. There weren't loads of dates but the few that I met were decent men, it's just they weren't for me. I did have a few nice nights out though.

are you really joining Match Watch? I'm on it & have not been that impressed. The most annoying aspect is not being able to see photos up front. The potato quota seems very high & you have to click on the buggers to find out that they are spuds - IYSWIM - and then you've clicked and they think you might be interested.
If you are going to part with money, I think Dating Direct is better.

I use 2 mascaras of a morning, one adds length the other adds volume, eye liner lip gloss, concealer, liquid foundation powder foundation and eye shadow and god forbid a male comes round, its extra mascara, extra eye shadow, extra eye Liner and lippy on as they pull up. Oh dear I really am out of control someone help me! Lol.

For those who have me (e.h) on fb, have a look at my newish friend J.C tell me if you think he is cute?

I have my first weirdo that doesnt take no for an answer. He was such a gentlemen saying lets meet and fuck. I politely declined by telling to fuck fuck no thanks. He then tried wooing me with promises of flowers and chinese food for afters!

I think I may have found the one

You have been initiated SP.

Have you started your block list yet? Mine is off the page!

Lol. You almost sound in love. SP

I don't know how to block. I have been trying to work it out.

MLM I think I am. Who could resist such charm

yes, ive joined, i was on it for a month last year and had two dates, incidentally my only two dates i got second dates with last year!! lol

had a quick look at other sites, they are awful in my area. only a page or two of men.

i shall of course report back :)

I like him Chaotic, he has a nice shiny head, he obviously takes very good care of himself. And he loves his dog. That's a bonus!

watch I can't wait for your updates! We are depending on you!

SP If you are on POF, in your inbox, below the message to the right, it says block user, click that it they magically disappear along with all their crap! It's the best feature on POF!

Thanks time he won't fuck off. Guna block his creepy arse now

I quite like him Chaotic and he's a builder, it's always good to know a builder!

Is he? I didn't get past the pics after seeing that one

I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life

Can you imagine? I mean, who would, you know, do it, with him? I'd rather share my bed with the motorbike

His message to me was "hi ya hun hows the weather in rainy sunny .?"

hun...again with the hun