No make up no bragging, no kissing, no shagging, no tumbling hair, be a maiden fair. And you definitely won't see him for dust! Dating thread 14

[ChaoticismyLife]

Chastity belts at the ready...

Extra strong padlocks required...

Need to get me a lone parent appointment at the job centre me thinks.

Hi everyone, I just wanted to ask a very odd question, I hope it doesn't offend anyone, but I really would like to hear others experience on this.

Following on from the weird sexual conversations with that guy that sent me the nasty video, I was talking to a male friend about some of the things the weird guy had said. I told him that the guy told me every time he had sex with his ex, she used to get down on all fours to let him C*me in her mouth. Anyway the guy said yes I know lots of girls that like that

so I then spoke to my FWB about this and he also told me most girls do that most of the time

So I just wanted to check others point on view on this. (sorry once again if it has offended anyone) but I am really curious. and wondering if i am different to everyone else. Although I really think these guys are getting excited and carried away

anyway I'm going to catch up on todays messages

most girls do that most of the time?

Umm, no. In your dreams, pal. Been watching too much porn?

No way, no how no sir. Seriously, I can't think of anything worse.

The only time I am on all fours is when I'm cleaning the kitchen floor and that is the way I intend it to stay. God! Some men are vile!

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Possibly my age and too much porn. Though I cant say it would be ' most' of the Time. But definatly more than half.

Sponge :( maybe because he said see you wed. I would try not to worry until tomorrow lunch Time. Hows the party plans? Is it going to be that m and s ad?

Chaotic, good luck for the job!!!

You are the exception watch, you break sinks and all that too.

Yes Chaotic Very good luck for the job!! You always have the massage position to fall back on if you don't get it

Sponge what watch says, don't lose heart yet

MLM have you got a lone parent advisor at the jobcentre?

I wouldn't do that. And I have done a few disgraceful things but not that.

Thank you for the good luck wishes.

Time he's deleted the message so I think the offer was withdrawn

Ahem...I've never let a man come in my mouth whilst on all fours but erm well...

I haven't yet cos they have changed me from esa to income support. So still waiting for one. Think I need to Chase them.....again.

Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth either.

It's the 'all fours' thing that gets me. Fuck you, I'm not a sodding dog.

george - welcome nice to have a guy here

actually - welcome, sorry to hear about the block, very wierd maybe he thought he knew you??

sponge - very naughty behaviour indeed how do you ever expect to get a man with such behaviour??? Did you wear the roll neck? Also I hope he calls.

sp - I wouldnt be put off by alot of siblings, but would be interested in how it all works and I would have alot of questions, I think it would be great conversation... also first date, I would wear either skinny jeans, nice top and heels or a smart dress (like something I would wear to work) with tights and heels. wear what ever makes you feel comfortable.

MLM - sorry your feeling so bad, your ex sounds horrible and you sound really strong

LOL snape that made me laugh.

Someone said to me (i was the only female in a room of males) would I do x y and z to (named each of themselves) and one said they would pay me. I told them I don't do it for money, I do it for enjoyment. It shut them up though.

They then asked if i would sleep with my bestie while they watched, obviously I said no but to shut them up permanently i said i would have my old best friend.

These are the sick fantasies men get from porn

not sure thank you. Feel okay now. Friend coming over tomorrow to go shopping, Thursday and Friday I am studying and Saturday is the Chelsea match which I am well excited over nothing to do with just friends return

notsure I was actually wearing something highnecked! and honestly while he was here we just sat on the sofa about 2ft apart having a drink, all very restrained probably because he doesn't fancy me.

I cant decide whether or not to text him. It is unexpected cos he spent Sunday and yesterday (before he met me) telling me how interested he was in me, and he saw me as a potential girlfriend...

It's obviously me isn't it? There is something about me which kills everything off at the first date :(

Watch party will be more Kwik-Save than M&S I suspect :) Still as there are only about 20 people coming now it's not the end of the world.

sponge plenty of drink and the food could be from Harrods and they wouldn't notice. Wrt date maybe he thought if he got any closer he wouldn't be able to restrain himself so kept a self imposed distance.

snape - exactly what I said

betty - I agree and feel the same way

watch - when you say due to your age, how old are you? my fwb said that when i hit 30 i will be doing all sorts including this

MLM - i also have done disgraceful things but not that

chaotic - your post doesn't sound too convicing? are you sure

snape - when questioning both guys futher (not the weird one that sent the nasty video) they both said that its not always on all fours, depends on how the girl likes it etc.

But when i was questioning fwb alot i asked him out of 10 girls he has slept with how many would he say does it, and he said 9 so thats why I'm asking as I am wondering if I am now super boring and reserved?? Although I doubt that as I love sex and lots of it.

I wonder if the girls do it of their own volition though Notsure or if it is requested of them? Do they girls automatically get down on all fours or are they coerced into doing so.

Sponge your party will be fab! Why don't you invite your coffee mate?

sponge - I would wait a while before texting him, I looked at your profile and I think you seem lovely and intelligent etc so I have no idea if its you but alot of men online are weird. can you think of anything very odd about yourself?? ps - maybe its because you dont get on all fours and let them co*e in your mouth??

time - my fwb told me some girls that he has not said any of this to before have sent him messages etc saying I want you to co*e in my hair/mouth/face etc so I am guessing the girls decide if they are on all fours or not. and some are not on all fours just on their knees???

Sponge, I very much doubts it's you. I think it's the men. They don't want needy women, so keep us at arms length but don't bother to find out if we are the needy type. Too much treat them mean, keep them keen attitudes and following stupid rules

Small party sounds great, much easier being able to chat to everyone and more relaxed

All fours? They can take a running jump, out the window! I'm not some porn fantasy

I'm thinking about meeting italian3 tonight - not sure though as he is not around until 10pm, so I have 2 hours to decide

Italian1 text to say he can't meet me for a few weeks as his coldsores have broken out I have never had one and don't ever want one but at least he told me

Italian2 might meet him on friday but still unsure about him

and theonewithnoname got in touch today, very odd behaviour. I answered him and had a chat but still will not be going to his home and he knows that

Am the only one still out there now?

Time I hope it will be fab. I know I'd be a lot happier if I'd had a text. Even the thought of my lovely door man coming tomorrow to put up doors and fix my loo is not cheering me up! yes, I am that pathetic.

And I can't invite last nights date to my party assuming i ever hear back from him because he doesn't know my real age

Notsure I didn't realise there was anything odd about me, but am starting to think there must be. last night's date was a whole lot more keen before he met me...

notsure definitely not while on all fours.

mscello - so does that mean that you do it but not on all fours?

chaotic - I knew there was no need for a halo there

sponge - is the handyman guy hot?

and to update on the guy frount, mr tall text me last night saying 'the other night wasn't a one night thing was it'? but i didnt see it until this morning as i was sleeping. he then text me this moring saying 'i'm sorry i dont know why i asked that' I replied by saying I didnt think it was a one night thing as we were still talking etc and he said good as he didnt want it to be.

I feel a little worried that he seems to want to slot into a relationship very quickly with me. my friend said i am try to find fault with him.

he is from a french carribian island so wondering if he seems different because he is not english? he really does seem lovely am I trying to find fault??