The Dating Thread - Part 12. How NOT to lose the will to live. Sense of humour essential!

[TimeForMeAndDD]

Good morning everyone! Had to start a new thread as the old one is no longer receiving posts.

Fill yer boots!

I wish someone would do that for me, without telling me, then just contact me saying they had found me a lovely man. I agree with watch snape, tell him.

No, you're not rubbish watch, I am enjoying seeing this side to you

what - the rubbish side:)

dont quite know how to tell him - we weren't taking the piss. we were a bit drunk. she looks lovely, she's funny and bouncy. I feel like a shit heel. :(

NO! The side that is all nervous and jittery, not actively planning to shag but is seeing what happens. That side of you

Awh Snape, just tell him and see what he says, that would be the most fair thing to do I think, on him and on the lady who has responded. Failing that just send a quick message to the lady telling her 'your' circumstances have changed and you are deleting your profile, then hit delete!

PM is telling him.

nightmare!

can't leave the lovely woman without a reply, we know what that's like, right MN? but for me or PM to reply would be shitty, can't delete and disappear as this might be 'the one' (not that either of us believe in that, but ex flatmate does...) so he instructed to say, we weren't being malicious, we were a bit pissed, sorry but she's gorgeous, why don't you give her a go.

bollocks. ex flat mate had just asked to move back in today - so money worries would have been significantly less. now if he takes a strop with me, I'm snookered. :(

watch your at the butterfly stage..... Very exciting. It must be w good sign. Try not to pounce on him too quickly. coming from me well he had been over before and I hadn't the.confidence to pounce so he felt relaxed so probably didn't know what had hot.him

If he's a decent bloke he won't take the strop Snape, plus your intentions were good. I wouldn't take the strop if it were me, I would be pleased, especially if there was a handsome hunk at the end of it! Try not to worry . Is PM telling him now, as in right this minute?

he cant be angry - not really esp if you dangle said wonderful lady iunder his nose :)

time - i know.... its bound to end in disaster because of that.

It will end beautifully watch, this could be the start of something really good. Have faith

he's been told. apparently, he thinks it's hilarious I've handed the account over to him and he'll take a look. has promised revenge by registering us both with gaydar, so I have challenged PM that I will obviously get more offers of 'clunge' than he gets offers of cock, but as he is already a couple of points ahead of me if his OKC messages of late are anything to go by it wouldn't really be a fair competition.

:)

my very lovely (single) flatmate is 'shelfasaurus' on OKC incidentally do bear in mind he didn't write any of his profile, but it is a fair representation of him. he's a lovely. :)

brilliant!!

Any chance you can link to his profile Snape as I can't search cos I don't have an account. And I want to look at him

watch I agree with Time, now just relax, deep breaths, in and out :)

Snape I've just hid my profile, a few hours ago, on there.

ah snape he looks fab :) id date him. glad he thinks its funnt :) will be looking for your gaydar profile later. lol

i need to go dry my hair and sort the last thigns out, pick dd aup and such. so this is me, logging off.

i will update from my phone later. drunk probably, and bad typing.

wish me luck, because i think i need it.

Awh, can someone link so I can see please? Pretty please?

Good luck Watch, will be thinking of you. Enjoy!

Good luck, watch, I'm sure you won't need it though :)

Have fun Watch :)

can't guarentee this will work, the sly puppy is logged in!

good luck lovely watch!!! :) am sure it will go magnificently!

Awh he is lovely Snape! and that is a fantastic profile! Well done!

i am such a pimp!

as PM said, 'How come no-one nice ever writes to us?'

me: because you're an IDIOT and everyone else can see we're actually meant to be together, so they don't bother because they can't compete, you're the only person who CAN'T ACTUALLY SEE THIS!!! because we are horrible cunts who set up fake OKC profiles for their friends.

Very nice :) Brilliant profile btw

you should have said exactly that to him!

see, i should actually do this for a living. imagine just sending me a couple of pics and chatting to me on the phone for half an hour, I'll do all the dirty work, weed out the potatoes and cock pics just send you time and date of date.

I'm not cheap, mind...

Snapes - I know where you're coming from mate. A new profile came up on Oasis with username thegeneralsdaughter . She's Oasis/PoF woman, the one who was great to hang out with until she got pissed enough the courage up to put the hard word on me and then started with all the mixed messages and bullshit when confronted with the possibility of a relationship. Just shoot me now! :)

Brilliant idea! I think you should start by writing profiles for everyone on this thread. As practice, so free of charge