The Dating Thread - Part 12. How NOT to lose the will to live. Sense of humour essential!

[TimeForMeAndDD]

Good morning everyone! Had to start a new thread as the old one is no longer receiving posts.

Fill yer boots!

I think Watch will not be on her best behaviour too

hahahahaha. Thank you so much for making me laugh and distracting me :)
i appreciate it so much, especially since i have no rl single friends, so noone would want to hear any of this stuff. and well, you might not want to, but you get no choice :)

legs will be shaved, just in case.
and i will be staying away from any sinks.

:) :)

and thats for putting up with my drivel and any more drivel i may spout today. its because i am EXCOTED.

I can imagine that watch will open the door with her hair in a bun, free of make up, wearing a Marks and Sparks skirt and blouse and invite her young man in for a cup of tea and a home made scone and a pleasant evening of conversation will follow.

Like hell I can!

For gods sake, yes, stay away from the sink, you can do without the expense of a repair!

yeah, time. possibly not.

hes a bit exciteable like me and told me he will do anything for boobs chocolate and beer.

which i am using to my advantage... which is why he told me, right?

I've gone all giddy again. omg

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

:o

snape - thanks love, and yes you're right.

watch - i wanted the waist nipper for a decent pic today, but hey ho tummy muscle control will have to do! eek

that is still the funniest thing, sint it :)
the best dating story.
im still not quite sure how it happened. ....

i will not be breaking any of my own appliances.
:)

You could get him some of those chocolate boobs then you don't have to have to get your kit off at all.

lubey - OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
:)

You guys are right, I just want the lazy way out. The diet pills are going, the multi vitamin can stay, cos ny iron gets low, no more skipping meals, but I will get that dvd and continue dancing around my front room too take that, busted, britney, boy zone, back street boys, rihanna cos I have excellent taste in music. I would love to have my old body back, but not at the cost of my health. And even back then it was at a cost. Re reading it I realise how ill it can make me, just as well I only started Friday. Thank you guys, and I an glad I didn't meet that other chap, anything could have happened, and where does that leave ny little boy? He needs me to be strong and healthy and through the darkness he was the one thing that kept me fighting. Thank you guys

i dont mind getting my kit off

good idea.

You could go so far as to make him a chocolate model of your boobs!

1. Melt 57 bars of dairy milk over a pan of hot water.

1. Pour chocolate into sink.

1. Lower upper body towards sink containing chocolate.

1. Dip boobs into chocolate, wriggle a bit to ensure full coverage.

1. Hang over bath while chocolate sets, dangling said boobs so any drips srip into bath and not onto carpet.

1. Do not do this close to school run time!

Excited for you lubey, looking forward to the update so don't hang about afterwards. Please.

How about investing in chocolate boobs and willies then you can keep your twin set and pearls on. [happy]

Glad your seeing sense MLM

Stay away from the sinks Watch whether for leverage of chocolate boob making. Think of your plumbing bills

I won't hang about time!

He has just invited me for breakfast at the hotel but said he will pick me up and bring me back (it isn't far) in the morning hoping the cocktails with dinner will result in him being brave enough to revise that suggestion, oh please... I feel bad now presuming the room was for both of us anyway - he's just being a gentleman isn't he? isn't he? argh panicking now that he doesn't want me there... argh argh argh

dress pic coming soon! I am wearing it just need to find my camera

I am so excited for Watch & Lubey!!!!!! Almost feel like I am going on your bloody dates myself!!!! Can't wait to hear all about them. Really want them to be fantastic for you both.

Time - love the chocolate boob cast suggestion. Would you have to go and stand by the open fridge door to get it to set? PBB probably overthinking chocolate boobs due to lack of sex!

noluck - so impressed that you have 3 interested parties. Want some of that.

MLM - well done for ditching the Xenical - it is evil stuff. My sis is a GP and she says that most patients who insist on having it end up shitting themselves despite her endless warnings that this is what will happen if you persist in eating fatty food while taking them.

Pics now on my facebook!

PBB : I'm impressed myself........never thought that this would be possible
Time : excellent recipe, Italian Biker LOVES chocolate...
MLM : best thing is to keep on the move and to keep away from anything stronger than water (works for me anyway), but then it is difficult, just you stay healthy
Watch : will have to read previous threads to catch up on the sink story...fecking hell : a sink!!
Must go and have lunch and see if there is any money left in my account...
will try to catch up later...Bon appétit

lubey - id bloody shag you in that, wow, you look amazing. hes being a gentleman and making it clear to you he is not presuming. Its nice of him to do that, its manners. Of course when will young said a similar thing after in invited him over, i immediatley took it that he didnt like me at all. then i realised iw as being a twat :)

time - you have tioo much time on your hands - get a date ;)
( LOVE IT!!!!!!, esp the bit to ensure no chocolate on the carpet. haha)

nolukc - god, its a fair few threads back. Ill summarise. I went out on a date with this incrediably scruffy, long haired lushness of a man, who was complete inappropiate to date :) Went back to his and had the best sex session ever, in the hisotory of the world in which i managed to pull his bathroom sink from the wall. Though it wasnt my fault, i was merley trying to steady myself. Think stuff being flung off tabkles and all sorts. It was fab :)

Thank you watch, yes he is being sweet isn't he, and gentlemanly. Ok, stopping panicking. ish , lol

Thanks for the lovely comments, the dress feels great apart from one bit that bunches up on my hip but oh well!

It's so lovely that everyone is so giddy and excited!

I can't get properly excited yet about mine, the spectre of Mr Chemistry just not turning up the time he was meant to come round to mine looms large in my mind...I'll be ok once the Scot shows up, til then I'll just be concerned as to whether he will or not. Which is a bit pathetic I know!

haha - you are as bad as me!!! :) :)

honestly, the dress looks fab. he will devour you in it.

no sponge - thats normal., i keep wondering the same about will young.
i tihkn if you have been stood up once, you kind of assume it will happen again.

lubey the breakfast suggestion is to suss you out, don't panic, he is pretending to be a gentleman. And if he really does mean it then dump him cos he's boring You look fabulous in your dress and I LOVE your shoes!! He won't be able to resist! And if he does resist, follow my instructions above as he is boring!

Post, no, no fridge required where watch is concerned cos, like me, she doesn't have the heating on so if her house is anything like mine, it will be a fridge in itself!

watch you are right!

noluck yes, watch broke a sink!! During sex!!