Belting out Adele songs to your 27 cats... dating chat thread #5

[lubeybooby]

New one! Off we go :o All kind of dating, chat here.

Yaaay! Shiney I'm pretty bad at that kind of thing too, hence me putting of ebaying. Wonder if it's a Scorpio thing?

Stay ginger pubes, I dunno, just not attractive. No offence to owners of ginger pubes.

Are pubes ever attractive?! Cant say I have ever looked at a crop and thought, oooh yeah, hot for that. [hgrin]

But Time NO pubes are particularly attractive so they may as well be ginger too. I was with a guy once who had brown (definitely not dyed) head hair but ginger pubes. Bit of a surprise :o but it didn't matter.

I agree with Make re: it being no good if you are not attracted, Watch. Shame as he is a nice guy but any mullet, ginger or not would be difficult to try and 'get past'

Make :o glad you like it. I have several like that in my phone!

I'm amusing myself with all the endless possibilities Lubey.

DonotwhateveryoudoreplytomeIamafirstclassknobber springs to mind for a certain person....

I was once an owner of ginger pubes but have recently had the majority painfully ripped out at the roots . Another reason I felt I really must go home with the tall dark asylum lawyer last weekend - wasn't going to let that wax job go to waste!

yeah. no offence to any one ginger. I am hairest.
There, i have come clean and admitted it.
I like men with dark hair. Anything else, in my eyes is not attractive. I could maybe consider a dirty blonde. but thats about as far as it goes.

There needs to be stubble. hair needs to be messed up. essenitally he needs to look like a tramp.

Shirts under jumpers is never going to do it for me.

Lubey - i thought he might be ' nice' i was right. he was ' nice'. I dont fancy nice, i fancy GGGGGRRRRRRRRR.

loving the ' dontanswertwat'

and i dont sell myself too short. pictures lie. am wearing paint splattered jogging bottoms and a 14 year old holey tshirt

Make - just looking through my phone a selection of them are...

arsearsearse
dontreply
dontreplytwat
stalkerargh
twatwatwatttt
ffs
ughvile
dantwat
dt-asshole
fuckingTWAT
nevereverreply
notdanagain?

And one previous date called Adriano is now AdrianoNonoNo!

I prefer dark haired men too Watch.

And I also need my men to have a bit of animal maleness about them. A bit of grrrrr.

Tall dark date last week didn't mess about, he just leaned in saying, 'Oh god you smell gorgeous I'm going to have to have a kiss' and kissed me. None of this, 'Er.. would you mind awfully, I mean um you can just say no if you want to, drippy dithery stuff. He had the confidence to make a proper move. I like that.

Oh Lubey that's so funny

Loving the ffs.

My ex was in my phone as 'Bastard' until it flashed up in front of DD. I changed it quick sharp!

I once caught him trying to access my email, having a guess at the password so I changed it to 'Fuckoff '

That's quite a list lubey

make - thats what i like too.

i like men like that.

dithery ones piss me off.

two summers ago i had a fwb who was dithery. Fucked me right off. I had to dump him ( it was he who brought the bag... packed with actual pjs no less) the combo of bag, pjs and actually saying ' goodness me when i grabbed his cock lead to a swift dumping.

Id far rather men like epic sex man who said ' you are going to have the fuck of your life' and then laughs. I can bounce off that. and then challenge him to prove it. ' goodnes me' is not going to work on me. ever.

That's nearly five years of idiots that is, Time. Sigh. Actually no it's only 2 and bit years of them because I lost my other phone that had a few more on there

lubey - i have ' blocked 1' blocked 2' and NO.

least i know when i get a text not to reply.

men. idiots! lol

I like ginger :)

I have to say one good thing to come out of what I think was my shortest relationship ever (the one dumped last night) is a local friend at last, my age, same interests... his best mates girlfriend, she's great fun. So yay score one for the social life improvement. I might carry on going in that crappy karaoke pub sometimes to see them and see if they have any single friends to introduce me too for a bit of a night out

lubey that would suggest that you too need to aim higher, that's far too many idiots standards

Loving the names on your phone Lubey. I once changed my XH to Fuckface but my son saw it, I had to pretend it was a friend messing with my phone.

I prefer dark haired guys although I do seem to be attracted the guys with not much hair at the moment.

At least you could hope that a ginger haired guy would go bald in time and his pubes fall out too. Oh on second thoughts no pubes is just plain creepy.

Right do I go for a knee length pink dress with a bit of cleavage and boots orrrrrr leggings, boots and a new beigh top I have just bought with a bit more cleavage?

That's great lubey and you should definitely carry on going out with them, most definitely!!

Haha Time :o to be fair I'm quite harsh when choosing the names. It's just my way of drumming it into myself not to reply. One or two really deserve it though

I like dark haired men too but I am drawn to the bald shaved look when I'm browsing POF. I'm attracting combovers and grandads but I am aiming high

zany I would go for the dress, the dress sounds perfect for the fancy restaurant. I love dresses.

And thanks yeah it's great to have met them, I definitely will. Not this week but maybe next. Even though they are ex's friends he doesn't usually go in that pub so hopefully won't run into him.

I reckon the dress too Zany sounds lovely

Dress it is, think I need to wear an all in one squash it all in as my DD tactfully told me it made my belly button look big, and also it will help with the steel knickers although I hop e to get more than a handshake tonight. PM me in anyone is on OKCupid and wants a nosy is interested in what he looks like

Things happen for a reason lubey so maybe BoR was sent into your life just to widen your social circle, you had been talking not long before how difficult it was to get out and about due to not knowing many people. Well now you do!!

Yep Time exactly. It was worth it just for that (and I did have a laugh and some damned amazing sex too)

He livened things up for a while and gave us something to talk about on thread but now, now, it's back to Whole Nut and XFactor!!! Yaaay!!