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Plenty of Fish, yes, but where are the men? Dating chat thread #4

999 replies

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 15:14

A new one (again)

Dating, internet dating, all kinds of dating.... chat about it here.

Off you go! :o

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TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 20:45

Who's nipple?

Grin
lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 20:47

jdkboys face has gone all melty, that concerns me far more than the hardcore armpit shot :o

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Zanywany · 12/10/2011 20:48

Heilander seems really sweet

The nipple belongs to jkdboy Grin

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 20:50

He is a sweetheart. If I were 30 years older I'd have nabbed him!

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TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 20:56

Ewww! I just nearly saw the return of my apple turnovers blue3331

Hatesponge · 12/10/2011 20:56

I've just been asked out...by a 22 year old Shock

That's too young even for me!

Zanywany · 12/10/2011 21:04

Euuuw at blus

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 21:06

another ewww from me!

I've had a couple of half decent messages. Nothing mega happening so far but potential in there too.

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TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 21:09

I'm just having a bit of banter with one the guys in my queue Grin

He has just called me Hun, and started using 'wi' 'n' and basically typing in a broad yorkshire accent

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 21:10

:o you'd think they could keep up the pretence at least until after the first date. Sheesh!

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TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 21:16

Oh, he is getting more and more eeeh baaah gum by the minute Grin He has also just said that I am how he likes 'my women'. Err, I don't think so matey!

TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 21:21

Now he thinks I'm 'oright'. Don't think I can take much more of this. I wonder what happens when we block them. Can they still see us online?

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 21:21

Hahahaa @ the bouncer!

Right, on a mission to get a date here now.

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stayforappledunking · 12/10/2011 21:24

Eek scorpios. Nothing but bad experiences with them, but I am a virgo Grin I will go have a look zany :)

TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 21:26

Oi! I'm a Scorpio stay Grin

Go for it lubey strut your stuff!

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 21:27

Loads of my fave people are scorpios, three of them with the same birthday. If yours is Nov 3rd time I'm going to be very freaked out!

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stayforappledunking · 12/10/2011 21:27

Seems alright... My STBX is a scorpio and the knob jockey who treated me like filth Grin

stayforappledunking · 12/10/2011 21:28

with men time not women!

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 21:28

Help!!! I need generic dating questions to ask to see if I can get any life out of these ones - or it will be back to the drawing board agaaaaaaaaaaain. I seem to have some conversationally challenged ones and nothing on their profiles is inspiring any questions.

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TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 21:29

How can someone be so bothered as to take the time and effort? vinny1958 Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 12/10/2011 21:32

I'm the 9th Nov lubey

Generic dating question: Do you come here often?

stayforappledunking · 12/10/2011 21:35

One question I got a lot on my brief POF time...what animal would you be?! Grin (the correct answer, is the animal in the bedroom)

lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 21:36

:o

In desperation I went for....

Where in the world is your favourite place you've travelled to so far and why?

Where would you like to travel to next?

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

What are your fave movies and bands?

That will have to do for now.

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lubeybooby · 12/10/2011 21:38

Got THIS enthralling response to the above questions....

"well i used to live in Greece
been Caribbean
anywhere sunny x"

Oh that clears all that up then. Cheers Hmm

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Zanywany · 12/10/2011 21:49

Stand back ladies, this ones all mine. here is my email I received earlier

id fuk you.x

Thinking my response will be 'sorry but you completely had me until I realised you can't spell'

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