Plenty of Fish, yes, but where are the men? Dating chat thread #4

[lubeybooby]

A new one (again)

Dating, internet dating, all kinds of dating.... chat about it here.

Off you go! :o

lubey - that makes perfect sense to me :)

i wouldnt have wanted to date mr epic sex, because frankly, his flat looked like a bomb site, literally flithy and i would have been embarassed to be seen 'with' him, because he thinks hes still 12. However, hes a nice bloke, fun, and an amazing shag, but it was never going to be anything more.
So - i get where you are coming from, you have to weigh these things up.

shshiney - could you not update in discuise?

Def ask around your colleagues. They take 20 - 40 mins to work in my experience. Some reckon they are specifically fast acting though

ok, lovely colleague in next office along has dosed me up. I shall now obsess about eveything that could go wrong.

He might smell bad.
He might have bad teeth
He might have a funny voice
He might look at my chest the entire time (my chest is difficult to avoid..)
He might not appreciate the full extent of the amount of tattoos I have. I did mention this on my profile and he does seem to have read it.

Is it wrong to look at his profile again?

My hair has gone puffy.

Snape I wouldn't worry about the tattoos. I am laughing along in recognition of how you feel though re: curling up under the desk :o

Yay for painkillers. Don't worry about your hair! :o

lol :)

i love it.

bless you.
:)

yes, all of those things could happen as well as:

he might have entirely nothing to say, so you end up either staring into your coffee, or talking like a mad thing to make up for it

he might not look anything at all like his profile pics

he might have a wart or somthing that he photoshopped out and that you will be unable to take your eyes off

or he might have a weird twitch

BUT, he might also be quite nice and take you out to dinner next week. You never know :)

and yes, look at his profile again.

already did. he's handsome, if blonde.

I bet he talks about his mum for the entire lunch, but pronounces 'mum' as 'Mmmmmmmmmmmmm twitch other'.

I would have another profile nosy although depending on which site he is on some of them let the other person know how many times you have looked - I have embarrased myself by looking too many times at a hot date before.

snapes... by the time the extra painkillers and a couple of drinks kick in you'll be very relaxed! :)

I'm an arsehole for profile stalking. I do it but with a different account so they don't know, or I just don't look at all. And on POF I have the 'allow user to see I've looked at their profile' set to NO.

:o

you need to pm us his username so we can check him out.

and i totally understand the blonde thing. never in my life have i ever been attracted to a blonde man, they just are not sexy.
However, a dirty blonde who looks like desmond from lost ( with some stubble) might work ;)
oh.. bloody hell, im all bloody nervous for you.

Morning Poppa!

I can't get (too) sozzled, need to be to collect boys and out again by 6 this evening...

PM'd you Snail. :)

cant view it :( cant find the username search bit on there.

so - you dont have to go back to work then?
could be a long lunch ;)

well technically no, but I can say I have to go back if he's awful IRL.

resent you a link. :)

need to leave in ten minutes. bloodybloody hell!

ok. take a deep breath in, and just do it.
whats the worse that can happen?

go for it ;)

Enjoy! Hope all goes well :o

HOLY FUCK

my god.

yes. yes., go.

he is lush.

i think im having a bit of a hot flush. and im definatley jealous.

very very jealous.

no wonder you are nervous.
;)

my god. if you get a snog i might hate you ;)

proven, once again, you have amazing taste in men.

Oh this is no good I need to know who now! Watch PM me :o

god woman.
i have an actual red face.
he is hot.
like, very hot.

hotter than mr epic sex, and i was proud of myself for pulling him. No matter how it goes, you get HUGE kudos for getting a date with him.

Hope it goes well Snape

damn, i love i a bit of scruff.

lubey - i would, but i wouldnt want to with out snape saying so...

if she says its ok, then i will.
but hes very very very nice.

and im might file his pics away for later..... lol

hands off snail!

right, I'm off to brush my teeth again and febreze my gusset.

Do feel free to share his pic while i'm out humiliating myself.

Hello strangers!

Snape - good luck with the doctor, your outfit sounds great!

Lubey - looking forward to seeing how posh place date works out, hopefully he is as adaptable as you

Watch - it does sound like it might be best to cancel. A lot of money for a date with a guy that doesn't suit what you are looking for.

Have loads more to catch up on...time,shiny,hairy,hate,poppa.....you can't all half yack on!

Pm me tooooo! I NEED to see