' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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this thread is brilliant, having recently removed myself from regular dating sites, i got onto a much more ,ahem, direct one. In 2 weeks I have met ,yes actually met,an architect ,a doctor,a lawyer, in short all the men my mum wanted me to marry.They are out there,looking for partners.Yes I have to sift thru the dross, for example I decided mr redhotknob was probably not for me,and one man I had dated once from another site ,presents himself on this site as a super sexy lover, he was a wanker . And fat .Anyway it is good to see it is not just me who gets sucked in to all this chat with (some very)strange men !

So what is this direct site?

Btw is anyone else at 'super sexy lover' being a wanker, or is it just the way my mind works?

Goodnight people! It's a quarter to four and I'm alone and I need sleep now! :)

Night Poppa, sweet dreams :)

Does direct site equal money??

Super sexy lover. Turns my stomach

Notverywisewoman I'm guessing it was something like AFF or BeNaughty? Not that I know of these sites. Oh No, not me. Never.

Nice suit! He's not a happy chappy though booshgandy

lubey never heard of them myself

O!M!G!

I was going to say it looks like someone's curtains from the 70s and then saw the caption

No words... just k e i t h p a u l h o r s m a n

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and this is his message to me

"hello bbe how r u and wow i love ur pic of u and if u dont mind me sayin ur fit and why sexy women like u doing on here am not best looking man but i know wat i want in my life and i know how treat women like the queen and i hope to here from u soon from keith xxxx and i dont know if wat u looking for but i give it ago xx "

lubey you got it! you do not have to pay, in fact I didnt even put up a pic.Not even one of me in dodgy undies. it ain't match.com !

what's wrong with paying if the other sites are better?

I do so love a man in a kilt

ScottishinScouseland

They aren't though chris... any better that is. I tried paying for match and it was rubbish.

Someone else who can't afford a shirt. His headline doesn't help his cause either.

FeelGoodFactor

And k e i t h p a u l h o r s m a n has a masters degree? Really?

Am liking ScottishinScouseland

I did pay for Match a couple of times and had a few dates. They just weren't the right one. Then again I rejoined for a month earlier this year and got talking to one but never got round to meeting him and there was nobody else.

Can I have this one please? Profile is slightly meh but otherwise just my type :o Talldarkguy3

They don't half love themselves these topless guys don't they?? There would be hell to pay if we flashed nipples like that!

He does? Mind you I got contact by someone on Smooch who's grammar was appalling and he claimed to have a Masters.

Wrt to Talldarkguy3...do you think there is a 1 and a 2?

Yeah, he's yours. I don't share my babyliss bighair with anyone and I fear he would want it!

If keith has a masters, I'm a mongoose in a tutu. On mars.