1 wedding, a wank bag and 52 dates. Internet dating chat thread no 2

[lubeybooby]

A new one!

title courtesy of Shiney :o

Chit chat about all things dating related here.

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I have marvellous genes, however. My mother was a great beauty (pity she married a toad) and always looked 10 years younger. I think I manage about 5 years younger.

plus I have inherited some toad-qualities from the paternal side.

high five, Time!

I thought you were about 30, shiney....

High Five right back at you, Don

ooh time, you have that glorious Irish complexion and come hither colleen eyes...35 tops!

I was 47 once!

Cos it's far better than hanging out with lame blokes who stink of sweat!!

YOURE NEVER ALMOST 47 time

have you actually seen any pictures of me Shiney?

Awh, thanks Don What a lovely thing to say, I may use that in my next dating profile

Did you not notice how cunningly fuzzy one was, and how distant the other?

I am lubey Honest, I am. I don't feel it though, I often forget I am nearing 50 and should be wearing brown tights and sensible shoes. When I get to 60 I will have to have a curly perm and a purple rinse so am making the most of it while I can!

er, how old are you Lubey?

I'm going to be the most insane old lady ever. I'm on a mission... quite possibly cat lady, already have three.... but hey ho :o

I'm 31, don

Time, we could go shopping together for crimplene shirtwasters...mmmm...

I think I lurrrrrve Lubey.

Good plan Don

Can't see myself ever being old really. I have this determination to remain upright at all times, no stooping or hunch back in the TFM household. And I dye my hair purple now, while it looks good n trendy! Not age appropriate.

We are the new generation. Will have to carried out kicking and screaming!