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1 wedding, a wank bag and 52 dates. Internet dating chat thread no 2

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lubeybooby · 29/09/2011 14:40

A new one!

title courtesy of Shiney :o

Chit chat about all things dating related here.

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Hatesponge · 01/10/2011 16:27

time x post - maybe I will put the for me to know then. I was a bit Hmm about giving my weight. I can cope with specifiying body shape or even dress size but weight...

lubeybooby · 01/10/2011 16:29

I would be a size 12 at 11.5 stone so yeah go for it. Like i said it's about representing the dress size.

My size 18 12 stone friend is the same height as me but she has a tiny frame, really small ankles and wrists, no shoulders, skinny legs and arms, it's all on her boobs and middle. I have really evenly distributed weight and a very large frame but that doesn't come across when saying exact weight. Anyone would look at my weight and presume I was a size 30 or something.

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HairyGrotter · 01/10/2011 16:31

Well, just back home from my date Shock...that started at 7pm yesterday Wink.

Was wonderful, far better looking in the flesh, very tactile, intelligent, funny, and super sweet. We went looking at shoes then went to a bar (I decided we should skip dinner, get to the fun part), got a bit pissed (we both did), then held hands, went back to his, snuggled up all night slept about an hour, then stayed in bed (no sex, he wants to wait, loser) and he walked me back to the tube station at 2:30.

He wants to come to my neck of the woods next time, it was just so comfortable, nothing about him 'niggles' me which is super rare, awww all loved up is I!

lubeybooby · 01/10/2011 16:33

Yaaaaay hairy :o :o

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TimeForMeIsFree · 01/10/2011 16:36

hate yes, that's what I've done, I'm not declaring my weight, I consider it a breach of my Human Rights! Grin

HairyGrotter you dirty stop out! Shock Sounds very nice though Smile AND, he has STANDARDS!! Not a loser, Hairy, a keeper!! Grin

HairyGrotter · 01/10/2011 16:39

You should've seen my hair!!! Looked like sideshow Bob as we were both sweating buckets (I love sweaty men Blush and he is gorgeously sweaty, hmm). Poor Londoners looking at me in the clothes and make up of the night before, but tbf, I've travelled home in worse states

TimeForMeIsFree · 01/10/2011 16:46

Grin You would like Shinys man then Hairy he sweats and he has the aroma of BO to go with it!

stayfornoone · 01/10/2011 16:53

Yay hairy! Sounds lovely! Loving all the updates nice to see so many dates going well.

S is looking at coming up for five whole days. Need new clothes only have about two outfits that fit!

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lubeybooby · 01/10/2011 16:56

Ahh the walk of shame. My last one was the day after my birthday in June. I went to his (we fizzled out after the 4th date) for an impromptu 3rd date at 1am in a cab in an evening dress and sky high heels. I remembered some clothes for the next day but forgot about the top! Had to come back on the train in one of his t shirts and sans tights. I had a smile on my face though

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MissyMaker · 01/10/2011 17:09

Hello everyone, lubey has instructed me to pop over here and join in with my stories of woe in internet dating...I was having dinner with one of the oddest men I have ever met last night and couldn't help but to think there must be a book in this somewhere.

I had my first first date in about 18 years last night. We'd been talking online for quite a while. Chatted for well over an hour on the phone last week and finally met for dinner last night. On paper he looked & sounded great....really really hot looking, very sporty and athletic, professional (turns out he used to work for the same company as I did - it's a huge company).

In real life...hmm. Very short. I am a tall. I was wearing heels. He said he was 6'. I would have put him at 5'7 max, I therefore towered over him. There were glimpses of the nice smile and eyes I recalled from his photos, but he must either be really photogenic or had the photos touched up. And then there were his really odd mannerisms. His tendency to fling his arms back when talking crap, each time nearly knocking a waitress out. And miming strangling and stabbing ex girlfriends when talking about them. And going on about money all of the time.

And he bought me really crappy horrible petrol station flowers with the price torn off the label. I chucked these in the bin on the way home. Perhaps that last bit makes me a bitch.

There are fit, fun, intelligent men out there, aren't there??! Please ladies, tell me there are!

MissyMaker · 01/10/2011 17:11

hiary, sounds like you did a heck of a lot better than I did!! Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 01/10/2011 17:15

Grin you should have stayed in with the Whole Nut MissyMaker much better than going out with one!

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DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 01/10/2011 17:17

Right. Have two new admirers. One is English and 33. the other is a drop dead gorgeous Frenchman of 34 who lives in Paris.

That's practical, then.

Time for the toyboys?

lubeybooby · 01/10/2011 17:19

Oh my GOD Missy, a baptism of fire and no mistake. Yikes! You will get used to spotting ones that really are more your type as you go along. it's much much rarer that i get a terrible first date now, they just turn into knobheads a few dates down the line.....

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MissyMaker · 01/10/2011 17:20

Thanks Shiney and timeforme! Grin

I am actually laughing about the awfulness of it - he was so bad it was laugh out loud funny.

All I want is an attractive (doesn't have to be film star, just plain old attractive) man who doesn't want any kind of long term commitment. Someone who is a great shag, intelligent and wants the same back. Is that too much to ask?!!

Now, how do I go about doing this cosmic ordering....??

chris123456 · 01/10/2011 17:23

All depends how old you are - I could be your toyboy if you're 65!!

TimeForMeIsFree · 01/10/2011 17:26

Well actually DonDiego I'm chatting a a very nice young man who at the age of 25 is very much a toy boy!! But you know what, he talks more sense and is more articulate than most of the guys my own age. He is quite lovely. Bless him. Grin

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 01/10/2011 17:27

I am 47. and very pleased to be so.

TimeForMeIsFree · 01/10/2011 17:28

Yes MissyMaker it is too much to ask. Men are not multi taskers so you can't have 'intelligent', 'great' and 'shag' in the same sentence. Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 01/10/2011 17:29

I'm 47 in November and very delighted to be so!

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DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 01/10/2011 17:29

The Parisian one, well, my first love was French (in fact we have just 'celebrated' our 25 anniversary this week, as still firm friends) so that would be a tiny bit weird to go down that road again.

Also, he comes to London for business, so I guess he just wants a gorgeous older woman to shag when he's here. No harm in that, I suppose!

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 01/10/2011 17:29

Did you not know, Shiney?

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