1 wedding, a wank bag and 52 dates. Internet dating chat thread no 2

[lubeybooby]

A new one!

title courtesy of Shiney :o

Chit chat about all things dating related here.

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Actually he doesn't seem that bad.... not for me, but not that awful compared to some I've seen.

check out a n d y p e p p e r w i l l i s.

Mum! I'm scared!

what site hells?

If its POF Hells then he looks aggressive. Damn I'm out of the running as he is only looking for an Israeli girl

Yes he's on POF. And only up the road from me

at that one. Woahhhhh. Looking for an israley [sic] girl because he is moving there in 4 years... wtf? Marine? okaaaaaaaaay

oh how i laughed. spanking mad clearly has no teeth. excellent

POF lubey

His first date... Hmmm to walk on a white sandy beach in the Maldives. I know it sounds like an odd place, but we'd fly out and spend some time geting to know each other.

OK I've changed my mind, I'll go on a date with him now as long as I can lose him at the airport.

Right I'm off now but will check in after football and dog walking duties.

Lots of luck Lubey and Hairy and anyone else on a date tonight.

Well Kent is the obvious place to look for an Israeli girl.

@ lubey... Genuine twat!!! Love it!!!!

Chaotic, I know!! That doesn't smack of idiot with delusions of grandeur and well, everything... really does it? :o

OK ladies I've joined OKcupid. Funnily enough, my first match was someone that I met at a club a few months ago and we exchanged emails and he's on my facebook but we never arranged a date. So I messaged him and said how lovely it was to see him blah blah....our match is 84% sex is 79% and enemy is 0%...anyhoo he's asked me out but I have a feeling that he might get cold feet because he only separated 6 months ago so too early days for him (unlike me who is 8.5 yrs down that road).
Had another guy...lets call him Mr Lawyer..who messaged me and made a comment that I'd looked at this profile but not messaged him, I said yes because you haven't put much info in your profile..so he says..well it;s so public isn't it? What do you want to know? FFS. Twat!!

Oh that one sounds possible then charlottes, not the lawyer the other one. I'm 6 months from the end of my last relationship and definitely ready if anything happened... and I was dating a month after I left my ten year marriage and never got cold feet on anyone. Give him a try :o

Exactly lubey I mean does he really think any intelligent woman would go on a date with someone, whose photo makes him look like someone, she wouldn't want to meet down a dark alley even if it was the Maldives. Mind you intelligence probably isn't at the top of his list of requirements.

I dunno, I have only been separated four months and didnt get cold feet. If he is on a dating site, he maybe presumes he is ready to date, so fingers crossed for you!

Agree with lubey charlotte. It's worth a try, if it doesn't work out then it's one more to cross off the list. At least you'll know either way.

-counts on fingers how many years it's been since last relationship...runs out of fingers-

Eeeeeepp just had a shower, washed hair, shaved (oi oi) and now anxiously looking at the clock!

Have been IM'ing Mr Scruff today, I cannot wait to meet him but dread that there will be nothing there, although the chemistry is fantastic online...ho hum!

Just had another message off Imspankingmad. You'd think seeing as I didn't answer the first one he'd get the message but apparently not

Good luck HairyGrotter Let us know how it goes.

I have no idea why they do that. I've just had a chat request from a guy whose messages I have ignored twice now.

Good luck HG! and everyone else dating tonight. Looking forward to the hilarious stories hot gossip tomorrow...

I'm freshly out of the shower, waxed, plucked moisturised and fake tanned (even though I know nothings gonna be happening) way too early but it's so hot I don't want to use the hairdryer so had to be now so it dries in time.

Just make up and final decision on what to wear to go... date not til 8pm.

I got an email on POF from a lecturer from my Uni . He doesn't lecture in my subject but I'll roll up laughing if I see him knocking about!

Hehe. That reminds me of the time when I was at uni that one of our very formidable and highly respected lecturers came staggering into the off licence I worked in on a Saturday night, tottering on her thigh length snakeskin boots, lurched up to the counter, slumped over it and slurringly requested 40 Marlboro. Her face when I said 'Dr ! How are you?' was a picture. Obviously I told everyone a few close friends and no one was quite as scared of her after that...