1 wedding, a wank bag and 52 dates. Internet dating chat thread no 2

[lubeybooby]

A new one!

title courtesy of Shiney :o

Chit chat about all things dating related here.

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Remind me again why McTwab

Blimey zany!!

Lubey....good luck tonight!!!

Eugh lubey I do not like him! All those photo's for a start, he loves himself. A lot! And this bit "And (as I'm a bloke, ie shallow!) if you have really big breasts you're half way there already (smiling)" He looks so normal from his photo too. Creep. Think you had a lucky escape there!

Because he played me SO smoothly without me spotting he was a player. I had been calling him McNab (as in Andy McNab) up to that point because of his military-eqse job and tendency to travel to far flung places pretending to be Bear Grylls. It turned to McTwat and then McTwab.

He DOES love himself but his profile wasn't like that when I met him, he has added loads of crap since then, it used to be just a few lines.

Christ lubey, you could have warned us about the tiedye vest!

Oh and I once accidentaly sent him a text telling him I was going to build a monkey emporium

It was a reference to Eddie Izzard and meant for my best friend. I've never been so mortified :o

Mmm, I reckon the more 'attention' he has had the more confident he has become. Nice face, shame about the personality. Piercing eyes too.

Now I remember. I do remember Mr Trousers was the one who wanted you to mend his trousers which needed mending because of his big balls but couldn't remember the reasons for this ones name.

Scarily, he looks normal

Not bad looking but seriously why put a pix of the colourful vest on there. Some of his profile sounds like a female has written it, or he has been listening to woman chatting about what women want' and so has listed all the qualities on his profile

will say what i just said to time in a PM...

The way he ended it was hilarious, as we had discussed the easiest and hardest ways to end something... easiest being blaming seeing an ex or someone else, hardest being the truth.

He ended it saying he started seeing an ex. I reminded him of the conversation and he hung up

He is very charming and gentlemanly in person, generous and fucking gorgeous, even better naked... all tall tanned and defined with big arms and shoulders but not ridiculously muscly. Very yummy. but a KNOBHEAD!!!

Oh, yes, now I remember you posting about him

I remember too now

At least guys like this help us to polish our 'twat radars' so that they work better for next time

Yes exactly. I will see if I can find any more of my cast offs to warn you about :o I don't think many of them are still around though

urgh lubey, checked out Mctwab, yuck yuck! I am glad my profile is now hidden, it occured to me that by checking out all these random people I might get messaged saying you viewed me!

Working soon so sadly wont be about tonight, but want to wish all those with their dates tonight, best of luck and have a nice time! I will obviously be checking in tomorrow to see how it is all going :)

Cheers Stay. I will update of course when I'm home.

Can't find any others they must have name changed or vanished totally. Hopefully literally, off the face of the planet.

username change, just because it wasnt the situation anymore

Ohhh love it stay! :o

Nice name change

wrt the pic of the 'vest' It's no wonder he's wearing glasses, could blind anyone that could

I'm so glad I'm sitting down

ImSpankingMad who contacted me on OKCupid this morning is also on POF.

Looked at ImSpankingMad. Don't know if I'm getting more critical but thought ishooooooos, hang ups with not being a pretty boy and doesn't have time for a relationship

You got that far.... I clicked on his name when I got his message on OKCupid and read about two lines before thinking 'no, thanks'

Yikes. Issues.

Crikey Moses @ ImSpankingMad. Love the picture of him in his karate gear with his fists up like he's spoiling for a scrap round the back of the Red Lion. Also the identical pictures, two of which are captioned 'me without the beard' where he clearly has, er, a beard. But then again, he will send you ecards and google love quotes! Be still my beating heart!