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1 wedding, a wank bag and 52 dates. Internet dating chat thread no 2

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lubeybooby · 29/09/2011 14:40

A new one!

title courtesy of Shiney :o

Chit chat about all things dating related here.

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lubeybooby · 30/09/2011 17:53

Yep purple top it is.

I would just say that I find the word offensive and why. Early on so it's out of the way. Is this your fiance Shiney?

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RumourOfAHurricane · 30/09/2011 17:57

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TimeForMeIsFree · 30/09/2011 18:03

Grin at those blokes. Oh my word! This juts gets better and better!

Hope all tonight's dates go really well, I shall be awaiting you updates.

Remember, as in the words of Imspankingmad, every stranger is a friend waiting to be found Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 30/09/2011 18:03

just obviously!

TimeForMeIsFree · 30/09/2011 18:05

I would definitely have to tell him I found that word offensive Shiny. I can't help but think that if he doesn't already know it's an offensive term then he is a bit ignorant. Watch him closely! standards

TimeForMeIsFree · 30/09/2011 18:18

Another Pet Hate. When They Send A Message With A Capital Letter At The Beginning Of Every Word! Hmm

lubeybooby · 30/09/2011 18:29

I think some misguided peeps get it mixed up with the rule you learn when you are five, 'capital at the start of every sentence' and do it for every word. Argh.

Shiney :o you are in for SUCH a night of fun with all the questioning of the future husband you need to do. :o

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MindyMacready · 30/09/2011 18:32

/de-lurks

Just loving this thread, it's another world to me!

Carry on!

/lurks

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lubeybooby · 30/09/2011 18:44

Hahaa... had a shower and did all the hair removal/exfoliate/moisturise about half 4 I think. I'm just slobbing in jeans now but orf to do make up soon and get dressed and panic

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DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 30/09/2011 18:44

My Venetian beau has just messaged me

'I really admire your beauty and the character of woman emerging from your face and yours eyes'

which beats the socks of most of them.

stayfornoone · 30/09/2011 19:03

Sneaking on at work Grin luck to everyone!

TimeForMeIsFree · 30/09/2011 19:18

Shiny, did you buy that dress you linked to?

lubeybooby · 30/09/2011 19:21
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DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 30/09/2011 19:32

breathe, now, breathe!

DirtyDawg · 30/09/2011 19:41

Date starts in less than 5 minutes, have butterflies and everything GrinGrinGrin

lubeybooby · 30/09/2011 19:44

Ok, well I am a triumph I have to say. I look fucking amazing considering I'm a nervous wreck, a notorious ex style failure and a size 18. I've done my very very best... his loss if he doesn't like it Wink

Off in about ten mins... eeek!

Yo cosmos... can you just make it easy on me and make him the one I ordered please, all nicely instantly smitten? Thanks.

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TimeForMeIsFree · 30/09/2011 19:57

God, I'm getting phantom butterflies here! Grin

DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 30/09/2011 19:58

lets hold hands, Time.

joblot · 30/09/2011 19:59

vicarious pleasure eh?

im excited for all of you, I hope you have the fun and desire you deserve

TimeForMeIsFree · 30/09/2011 20:04
Grin
lubeybooby · 30/09/2011 22:21

HOLY FUCK :o

I'm SO so so so glad I went :o

Will type up details :o .......

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DonDiegoYDoritoYTinto · 30/09/2011 22:24

ooh! ooh! ooh!

lubeybooby · 30/09/2011 22:33

So!

Me... done up to nines but also to look effortless (hard work! lol). Prepared with emergency conversation topics just in case. I get to the restaurant bang on time, go to our table and order and down a glass of wine before he arrives 5 minutes late.

Him... DASHINGLY gorgeous (far better than pics!), smartly dressed underneath motorbike leathers. Not drinking due to motorbike arrival.

The date:

Fantastic. I want to marry him and have eleventy million babies he is quite nice.

He is really, and strangely nothing like his profile, for those of you who have seen it, apart from that he is clearly fiercely intelligent and a deep thinker. But rather than that arrogance that comes across, he is really humble and cute. Very good looking, and had me almost crying with laughter many a time. Very open and honest, and very generous. Great to talk to and eat with. He paid and thanked me for a wonderful evening. I walked him to his bike and we hugged goodbye, I went in with a half aim that could have gone either way depending on his movements... either cheek or lips. He turned the cheek Sad but it was a lovely hug and I had suspected all through the date that 'it' wasn't there for him, so no surprise. But I had a fantastic night and I'm really, really glad I went, and I'm sure that at the least he will be a great gig buddy.

So overall :o

I will be surprised if he wants anything more than friendship, but I suppose stranger things have happened. So it's very much a case of watch this space I suppose.

:o again!

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heleninahandcart · 30/09/2011 22:33

Ok I've read bits, skimmed bits and can't find it.

What is a wank bag? Grin

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