whats the kinkiest thing you do in bed...?

[grapesandmoregrapes]

Just wondering if everyones sex life has toned downa bit since having children, or do you still do naughty things in bed?

I always feel like since I have children I have to be more demure and can't really be adventurous any more, but where's the fun in that??

Well, it all depends on your definition of kinky doesn't it? But I suppose, in no particular kinky order... [ and not all now and not all at the same time ..

fisting
anal sex
painting my bloke's nails bright pink
foot jobs
aforementioned smoking blow jobs
putting make up on my bloke and then shagging him - lots of lip gloss looks v nice on a man- perhaps not when he is walking down the street though
him wearing my knickers and going out for the day in them
golden showers- although don't like receiving them so much
and , of course, some ice docking when I can be arsed and am feeling organised.

Ummm... let me think. these are a bit tame..

Mal, dendrophilia ? All I can think of is splinters

OK I lied about the ice docking..

Ouch! Fisting? Blimey.

I love makeup on men. But that's probably due my age; they all wore it in my heyday!

Does the ice thing count as kinky, then? Hey, I'm not quite as vanilla as I thought

I've killed the thread with my filth haven't I?

I'm quite normal really.

I was joking re the ice docking- but not about the other things.

Fisting only hurts a little bit- the key is to be relaxed and to do it with someone you trust! Oh- and in the words of Mal- LUBE...

LOL Lenin, nice try, you won't catch me out that easily

Mal wrote "DENDROPHILIA - People with this condition prefer trees to humans as sex partners, with some men using holes in the bark as vaginal substitutes"

My first thought wasn't "Goodness, how erotic", merely "splinters".

Oh, shit (haha) just looked up ice docking.
As you were

hahahaha @Grace misunderstanding icedocking and thinking it vanilla . VG

Asphyxiation, spitting, anal, heels and underwear (that's a given right?), vibrators, rimming...um.

ewwwww - I just looked up ice docking as well

Presumably your DP has small hands Boney...

**kinky post note. "DP" in this post refers to Darling/Dear Partner.

No- heels and underwear bore me a bit tbh.

Rimming- yes- when he has had a shower that is. Not so keen if he has had a hard day at work first...
Asphyxiation scares the fuck out of me so that's a no. Spitting- don't like someone spitting on me- fine on them though.

Sometimes I eat biscuits.

The crumbs drive DP wild.

Heels rip the sheets

[Hyacinth Bucket]

NDP- Yes, he has small hands.

@ DP

oh god no I could never do asphysxiation - and if anyone ever tried it on me I'd probably beat the shit out of them

LOL @ NPD's ** Post note

I was just about to say oh I forgot about using ice cubes, is that ice "docking" and it appears not as I just googled it

Well, you can't be too careful on these types of thread toc & Boney

I have an Ultima WMD960. 8kg, 1600 spin. I lurve it. (and four kids, six footballing students and a variety of animals-it's ALWAYS in use).

I just know I'd end up as one of those 'naked but for a Sainsbury's bag on her head and an orange up her arse' types on the front cover of the DM if I tried the erotic asphyxiation thing

HAHAHAHAHAHA wrong thread zoo, unless you're really fucking kinky !

PMSL

Just looked up ice docking. Ewww! MN is certainly giving me an education. Wonder who first thought of that. Bit worried that I am too vanilla in my activities

Fuck. Entirely the wrong thread. Honest. .
But I do really love it......