whats the kinkiest thing you do in bed...?

[grapesandmoregrapes]

Just wondering if everyones sex life has toned downa bit since having children, or do you still do naughty things in bed?

I always feel like since I have children I have to be more demure and can't really be adventurous any more, but where's the fun in that??

I'd like to see if any MNers admit to being furries...

I'm glad to hear (read) it.

I'll sleep better tonight know I know you're not going to burn in your beds once you're back on the capnolagnia (I googled) horse

furries, are they the ones who get boners over soft toys ?

Gawd bless 'em. Harmless, fruity weirdos

Capnolagnia lol that's it.

Btw what is a furry?

People who enjoy dressing up like this

We had sex at Disneyworld wearing Mickey and Minnie ears, does that count? ( not in public, you understand).

I thought they were called plushies, with the soft toy thing?

What about pony play then? that's seriously freaky! Real hair butt plug pony tail, with full bridle and bit.

I'm glad DH is satisfied with a bit of throat fucking and hair pulling.

OH. MY. GOD. Why have I never heard of that smoking fetish? Why have I never met anybody who had it?? Being encouraged to smoke during sex! Wow

there are folk who like to have 'sex' with cuddly toys (they basically dry hump the poor things). What are they called, then ?

ah plushies, that's them is it ?

please explain to me what sploshing is??

im still not entirely sure i know what cottaging is???

the hardcore smoke pervs like to be used as oral ash trays.

Fact

NDP I sometimes sleep with a plush toy. Am I a pervert?

Ohh that's a furry.

I saw a programme on horse play once or whatever it's called they actually ride each other don't they.

Also what's the one where they pretend to be a baby. I saw that on tv once where they pay people to be "mum" simulate BF and nappy changes and all sorts.

cottaging is just gay blokes meeting up for random anonymous sex in public toilets afaik,

sploshing is like a sexy, naked food fight

hth

I just lie back and think of England. That's pretty damn kinky, IMO.

Yeah it's an odd one isn't it don't have to feel guilty having the odd drunken fag if I have a night out and no kids to return to IGA

Oh no he is not a hardcore smoking fetishist we have our own ashtray, I don't use him

Ty Nom .

Feel my skin. It's a much overlooked organ. I caress it, get to know it in a way that I never did before. I nurture it with oils and creams and love my daily ritual. It's so sensual. I just know I want to share this with my new lover. I love my skin. It gives me great pleasure to do this.

amost defintely, Grace. But thankfully for your eternal soul, only a part-time one.

"we have our own ashtray, I don't use him"

Am saving that up to use at an appropriate moment!

Thanks, NDP, will book Teddy in for therapy when he's older.

What this one all about then?

DENDROPHILIA - People with this condition prefer trees to humans as sex partners, with some men using holes in the bark as vaginal substitutes

I sort of understand the animal thing, I put a pair of leopard skin ears and cuffs and crawled, all seductive and cat like, across the room to DH - he laughed, so it kind of spoilt the mood somewhat.