whats the kinkiest thing you do in bed...?

[grapesandmoregrapes]

Just wondering if everyones sex life has toned downa bit since having children, or do you still do naughty things in bed?

I always feel like since I have children I have to be more demure and can't really be adventurous any more, but where's the fun in that??

Bigboney.... which bit does he put his (small) fist into then? Surely not yer bum - that would hurt big time, no? Even a small fist.

@ zoo

If the definition of 'non vanilla' is not using frozen turds as sex toys then I think I'd happily stick with vanilla-ness

no sorry, I buggered that up completely......

I meant that non-vanilla = frozen turds, then I'm happy with vanilla

yikes. What a post to cock up on

I have been told my snores are pretty explosive. Will that do?

dirty bitch

zoo, in my girly shared house as a youngster (heh, first time I've used that word!) we made sure the washing machine was wonky - therefore, vibrated a lot - we liked to sit on it during the spin cycle ...

Am loving this thread and it's not even Friday night.

Zoo the children are asking what the matter is, I'm rofling so much at your post!

Ummm, anal fisting is a whole different ball game!!

This is exactly why I always lurk, and rarely post. (But am loving this thread, by the way.

Oh, you didn't mean in your BBB, BBB? Phew!

I have to say that's one thing I really, really don't get about gay (male) sex. Just ... ouch

Zoo - I didn't even realise you'd posted on the wrong thread by mistake. Thought the washing machine was your thing and was the reason you'd ended up with 4 DCs.

must read posts properly

I have been known to leave the light on.

Only at Christmas and Birthdays though.

Hahahaha Karma, maybe if I'd stuck to the washing machine, I'd have less children! (and washing).

Boggling at the thought of a Zanussi laundry appliance making someone pregnant!

Can it do ironing & shopping, too?

Grace- OF COURSE NOT!

Eek! And a big 'ouch '

I saw an anal fisting video once in my student days I have to say I was a bit sick actually.

Grace- it's not compulsory in gay sex either, you know.

zoo: just for you

BOF - not compulsory, no! I used to work next-door to Trade. The fisting debris in the morning was quite ... prolific.

What is the connection between the washing machine and the animals please ?

Knew I was getting it wrong, Grace!

Sassy: You must NEVER leave the machine door open if there are small animals in the household, they might get into the drum.

lol, zoo

Debris?

I thought Trade was just a sex advice office? Not a knocking shop...

should we try and do a kinkiness meter type thing
like 1 to 10

and not include the extremem stuff like ice docking?

mind you I find it extreme maybe it would be only number 5 for some of you