whats the kinkiest thing you do in bed...?

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Just wondering if everyones sex life has toned downa bit since having children, or do you still do naughty things in bed?

I always feel like since I have children I have to be more demure and can't really be adventurous any more, but where's the fun in that??

No this is no good - I am now desperate to know what Mr Rafwife is into.

Yes Mrs Rafwife this is anonymous so spill the beans you are quite safe in outing him.

TR...think "messy play" for grown-ups

It's what the fetish is supposed to come from don't see it myself as he is sweetnes and light.

He likes the act of smoking, which most people find a smige odd. I did when he first told me. But it's something I don't mind as an ex-smoker I don't really smoke but have been guilty of having the odd cigarette on a night out, so I think it's a bit of a weird one tbh, I don't mind tho I made him tell me

Trinity - I dread to think what "sploshing" might be. I am still traumatised by the thread which talked about the - ahem - frozen "chocolate" lollies.

LOL at messy play!

what like playdough willies, cutting and sticking fannys?

or do we mean pissing on each other?

smoking ?

< goes to google >

No Mr Rafwife - that is NOT a fetish. Or if it is half the inmates of the maternity unit round here are into it (lots of smokers) - so many of em outside the unit having a puff of "fresh air".

is this it ?

F**k me! So er - how does that work then? I mean what's it all about?

Yeah it is I looked it up when he told me it's a fetish.

Smoking during any sexual acts, yes near enough AF.

Obv I am not doing it right now as I am with child but I don't mind once a month or so when we are having our "chill out" night .

smoking is a pretty normal fetish I think. Doesn't take a genius to see why some men are into it given that it involves sucking on something long and thin.

I would say it is harmless enough but y'know......

Sploshing is presumably just watersports, no ?

I like those long sherbet straws... It's been 21 years since I had my first dc and I am 39 now. Have huge appetite for various forms of kinkiness- you only live once and I am nowhere near ready to give in yet!

I wouldn't do it too often- he might end up with a rotted bellend. Kinda like gum disease, but worse.

How can you fellate him with a fag in your mouth?
Or does he just like to see you stood over him in dominatrix gear with red lippie and a cigarette?

Sploshing is getting covered in custard and the like, I can't understand for the life of me how it's a turn on, surely you'd go off it once you had kids in any case - what with them being messy buggers and all?

Why is it that men have all the weird fetishes?

I suppose it wouldn't have the same effect with those candy cigarettes they used to sell, would it ?

Any pregnancy-friendly substitutes ?

A nice stalk of asparagus perhaps ?
A stick of celery ?

Does it still give him the feeling if you go through the motions but just don't actually light it ?

so sploshing isn't pissing?

Oh like a pervy food fight (sploshing I mean). Sounds quite fun actually

I like weird kinks.

Although for some leaving the light on and doing it midweek is kinky, so it depends on your individual kink threshold I suppose.

Don't go near asparagus if oral ex is involved. Very unpleasant. Makes everything stink.

I have never given him a BJ and done it always when we are shagging. It's more of a DOM thing I think if I am honest. I think he likes to be treated badly ;) Yes MAL he likes red lippy too in the bedroom must all be connected!

Glad someone may see why it might me quite common lol!

Don't know about substitutes and things it's never really come up so to speak as it's out of the window atm. I may ask him later in more depth!

and deffo away from the watersports, BOF

God, you must be very cautious, delicate shaggers RAF, I'd be terrified of dropping ash and literally setting the bed on fire with our passions!

HAHAHAHA yes well that's allocated for, it's always a downstairs thing over the table type thing to save the fire hazards and burns, that's probably enough info

Didn't Dawn Porter do the sploshing thing on telly? And I'm sure I've seen Nigel Slater eating asparagus.