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Archers thread #147: Spring is sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder how old Ambridge is. Discuss The Archers here.

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 16/03/2023 09:51

Archers Many thanks to @PseudoBadger for kicking off this long, long series of Archers threads.

Archers All views on The Archers welcome here! New blood welcomed, and of course we are always delighted to welcome back former or occasional listeners/posters. We don't all agree on all points, although we do mostly try to be civil about it. Most of us are posting tongue in cheek a lot of the time, so don't worry about revealing that you'd like to have the general public watching you work and asking questions, or other unusual views. Grin

Archers Spoilers: not on this thread, please! We don't wait for the omnibus to discuss the weeknight episodes, but we do try our best to avoid cross-contamination from www.mumsnet.com/talk/radio_addicts/4636789-the-archers-spoilers-thread-7-cant-wait-for-702pm-join-us-here, where spoilers are positively welcomed!

Archers For newer listeners, lurkers or those who just have no idea what we're talking about, @DadDadDad has created this useful thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3557323-For-Archers-fans-a-guide-to-acronyms-on-the-long-running-discussion-threads-and-any-other-meta-thread-questions-you-may-have - BOOP point for him! (See thread for explanation.)

Title comes from this poem, with which I drive my family to distraction at this time of year.

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz
I wonder where the birdies is.
The bird is on the wing.
But that’s absurd, the wing is on the bird.
Or so I’ve heard.

Ogden Nash

Apologies to @TeenDivided for ignoring her good ideas for the thread title. Here they are to kickstart our ruminations:
'window on the world of cheesemaking'
'how long until the intercom is fatal'
'will Brian settle in new pastures'
'Springing towards Easter with Widowers, Windows, and wails'

Over to you!

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massivenamechnage · 06/04/2023 18:56

I have had a very rare home alone day off work today (everyone wfh usually)

DH came home and asked what i did

hmm i spoke to strangers online about which fictional archer’s character i would have sex with !

BerylBillings · 06/04/2023 18:58

*Lyndy

TottersBlankly · 06/04/2023 19:23

Not loving the fact Un-gorgeous George’s birthday shindig will be the Friday night cliffhanger. A&E or a cell at Borchester police station?

CaptainMyCaptain · 06/04/2023 19:38

TottersBlankly · 06/04/2023 19:23

Not loving the fact Un-gorgeous George’s birthday shindig will be the Friday night cliffhanger. A&E or a cell at Borchester police station?

Just so long as he doesn't get Brad into trouble or he'll have Chelsea and me to answer to.

Poppins2016 · 06/04/2023 19:58

I'd marry the old Tom. Harrison would also be a contender. Not Lee (the action figures are a turn off). If I was older, Robert would be the person for me (but he's a similar age to my father)!

Poppins2016 · 06/04/2023 20:02

TottersBlankly · 06/04/2023 19:23

Not loving the fact Un-gorgeous George’s birthday shindig will be the Friday night cliffhanger. A&E or a cell at Borchester police station?

I sincerely hope that the "Nanna's" find out about George's threat to spike Brad's drinks. I hate that so much flies under the radar without consequences when it comes to George (also that they seem to be so naive).

Gonners · 06/04/2023 20:41

I hope Chelsea tells both Brad and her mum, together. And that Tracy tells Susan and Clarrie, and (more important) rips the heads off - I speak figuratively, but literally would also be fine - the ghastly Emma and both of George's dads.

massivenamechnage · 06/04/2023 20:43

Poppins2016 · 06/04/2023 19:58

I'd marry the old Tom. Harrison would also be a contender. Not Lee (the action figures are a turn off). If I was older, Robert would be the person for me (but he's a similar age to my father)!

Not Harrison
when i heard about more police being sacked my 1st thought was that i hope they uncover Harrison and sack him

TottersBlankly · 07/04/2023 07:00

(Farm inheritance …)

Poppins2016 · 07/04/2023 07:49

massivenamechnage · 06/04/2023 20:43

Not Harrison
when i heard about more police being sacked my 1st thought was that i hope they uncover Harrison and sack him

@massivenamechnage have I missed a storyline?! Harrison's always seemed quite solid?

LillianGish · 07/04/2023 09:21

Where is the Lee/Helen thing going? I thought Lee sounded utterly crestfallen when Pat told him so firmly that Helen had never given the slightest hint she wanted to marry him.

TottersBlankly · 07/04/2023 09:28

Long time since we’ve had an LA wedding …

(Lee will want his girls there.)

massivenamechnage · 07/04/2023 09:38

Poppins2016 · 07/04/2023 07:49

@massivenamechnage have I missed a storyline?! Harrison's always seemed quite solid?

It was wishful thinking!

JanglyBeads · 07/04/2023 09:50

Helen and Lee will plan to marry and may wonder about him adopting the boys, the boys who love him so much they make Easter egg trails for him.

Rob will turn up or indeed legally have to be contacted about Jack being adopted.

Al Hell Ensues.

CaptainMyCaptain · 07/04/2023 11:40

JanglyBeads · 07/04/2023 09:50

Helen and Lee will plan to marry and may wonder about him adopting the boys, the boys who love him so much they make Easter egg trails for him.

Rob will turn up or indeed legally have to be contacted about Jack being adopted.

Al Hell Ensues.

Maybe Lee's martial arts skills will come in useful.

FallonsNewCoat · 07/04/2023 12:09

Lee is such a drip.

JanglyBeads · 07/04/2023 12:20

He's kind and caring. There is strength in that.

TonightMatthewIamgoingtobecher · 07/04/2023 14:03

JanglyBeads · 07/04/2023 09:50

Helen and Lee will plan to marry and may wonder about him adopting the boys, the boys who love him so much they make Easter egg trails for him.

Rob will turn up or indeed legally have to be contacted about Jack being adopted.

Al Hell Ensues.

Hey! I said that too! What does the crystal ball say? Lee would channel Bruce Lee and fight him.

JanglyBeads · 07/04/2023 14:38

⛩️💪🈵

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 07/04/2023 15:44

TottersBlankly · 07/04/2023 06:58

Coo … Storyline incoming. (Surely?!)

Brothers in battle with sister over ‘sexist’ will face £1m legal costs

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/679961bc-d49a-11ed-b1cd-5223fe349502?shareToken=8da661e94c660a92555cf9183dc358bf

Bring. It. On! Preferably on all three farms - Brookfield, Home and Bridge. Grin

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TonightMatthewIamgoingtobecher · 07/04/2023 16:33

Talking of weddings what happened to Jazzer and Tracey's wedding? When's that?

Gonners · 07/04/2023 16:46

Bring. It. On! Preferably on all three farms - Brookfield, Home and Bridge.

Yes please! Home Farm already has the partnership, of course, but I bet someone will think It's So Unfair that some have more shares than others. I mean, Alice spent several weeks swigging vodka in the office which surely makes her worthy of more?

Brookfield will reverse that court case, when the idiots leave the entire place to Pipsqueak and the boys (just had to correct that from "bots") sue her. As for Bridge Farm, is it so very wrong to hope Pat dies first and Tony goes full-on male primogeniture and leaves it all to Johnny?

TottersBlankly · 07/04/2023 19:09

A&E looking likely right now …

IrisAtwood · 07/04/2023 19:20

@JanglyBeads Wow. Good call.