OK - odds on for Helen to murder Tony.

[seeker]

Or vice versa?

Which would you rather?

Tony murders Helen. Please.

Heard the Kenton & Tony episode but not last night's. What triggered her viler than normal mood? OTT even for her.

Never forgiven her for being such a cow to Hailey after John died, tbh.

She had a hard time at the shops and Tony said something tactless.

Maybe Ian will go mad and murder everyone. There has to be so much repressed aggression under althat niceness!

Another vote for Tony murders Helen. Please. Only save the baby, Adam and Ian can raise it :)

Fuck me! Someone give Helen a quick bash on the head and put us our of her misery. She is a total nightmare.

Anyone else get a bit tearful listening to Phoebe talking to Kate on Skype?

Not tearful. Homicidal, possibly, but not tearful.

Dear lord no - Kate is appalling and the further away the better. There is definitely Something Going On with her husband though.

I feel a sweepstake coming on.

Can you make it a Cluedo type sweepstake?

eg Tony executes Helen in The Bull with a pint of Shires

Ok.

Helen to choke on her Xmas luncheon (Kleenex and sweetcorn bake) necessitating an emergency Caesarian performed by Alistair and Amy the (otherwise superfluous) madwife.

The resulting progeny is then abducted by a troupe of performing stoats (with a nifty sideline in hay rustling) and raised as one of their own...

Right after listening to the omnibus my first choice is Will and Emma in the pole barn murdered by a revenging Turkey.

Helen still thinking about.

Please top Helen before she has a chance to pass on those genes.

Maybe Vicky who is still hurting from her baby calves, puts poison into the yoghurts to get her own back on the village. (Sinister laughter)

Good god - please, please let Hellin cop it. I don't care who or how.

Listening to her almighty, rude strops at Kenton and Tony the other day made me want to storm into Ambridge Organics and see her off myself.

MonicaDickens, I too have never forgiven Helen for that.

Oh god yes, the most annoying pregnant woman! I second Adam & Ian raising the baby, the idea of that irritating woman as your mum... it will be all rice cakes and virgin guts (sorry distracted by another thread) etc.

Has to be a murder... My money's on there being a late night armed robbery at either the Bull, Grey Gables or Lower Loxley and one or more of the cast being killed playing the hero. Hopefully the awful Will Grundy ends up leaving feet first.

LOL at helen choking on kleenex and sweetcorn!

I'm sure being pregnant without a happy willing partner can be challenging, but you get what you ask for.

She wanted to do this on her own so she shouldn't be so sensitve to everything anyone says.

I think she's decided to demonise tony as a way to get back at men in general.

I've only been listening off and on for a year or so, is helen a closet/out lesbian and I've missed that episode?

No she isn't. She's just too unpleasant for a relationship of any kind

[looks furtive and whispers] just to defend helen a bit in this one instance, though on the whole she is completely loony, I do think Tony has been going on and on and on about how she needs a man and shouldn't be having a baby on her own for months and months now. Really we all know how he feels but what exactly does he want helen to do about it now. Sooner or later he just has to get over it.

I might have snapped a bit if I was all crazy pregnant hormones and had a father who was constantly being a bit horrid.

[covers head and runs off to hide in shame]

All the unseen of Ambridge( characters that you know exist but never hear) are really a terrorist cell/witches coven/soviet sleepers. Discovered red handed with plans for missile, or similar.

Just listened to Sunday and last nights episodes, what a farkin ungrateful unfeeling cow, go on Tony you have my full permission to snap. She has no empathy whatsoever, I feel socail workers in the future may play a part.

I think it'll be Ian murdering Helen due to her using him as slave labour in decorating the nursery with barely even a thank-you.

Helen is a nutcase ,fancy making Tom take the rap for her drink driving a couple of years ago,and she was horrid to Hayley.Cannot believe she was allowed fertility treatment with her history.

I think it will be an Archer either Ruth or Lizzie.

actually I felt sorry for Tony - I think Hellin will have a traumatic,difficult birth-Tony having to help deliverr with Amy (for why is she there if not to do that) And Will will shoot Ed.