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OK - odds on for Helen to murder Tony.

257 replies

seeker · 18/12/2010 09:43

Or vice versa?

Which would you rather?

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Eleison · 21/12/2010 20:45

SPOILER: The truth is that Linda Snell's pantomime horse takes fright at her nagging and bolts in front of a tanker lorry delivering organic yoghurt to the shop. The lorry jack-knifes and the resulting organic yoghurt slick causes a series of hideous car crashes. The carnage turns the yoghurt slick pink with blood and the Grundies scoop it up to market as a 'cranberry flavoured' Christmas desert. The blood-borne infection kills several more people and the only survivor is Helen, whose anorexia saves her from the yoghurt. She brings up her baby alone in the village of death. Then there is a zombie apolcalypse. And nobody has a plan.

zisforzebra · 21/12/2010 20:46

Lol at Eleison Brilliant Grin

WintervalPansy · 21/12/2010 20:48

Grin Eleison. Does the butterfly mobile survive?

autodidact · 21/12/2010 20:51

Now that would be something, Eleison.Xmas Grin

Eleison · 21/12/2010 21:01

I have an image now of the butterfly mobile slowly rotating with its poignantly sweet tune; the baby chuckles and reaches its hand out to a butterfly, as the zombie Archers silently advance ...

autodidact · 21/12/2010 21:17

And then there will be an agonising wait for the zombie baby to get its first tooth so it can bite Hellen.

BerryinClover · 21/12/2010 21:21

David and Pip were doing something with a cow recently, I was sure one of them was going to get trampled. Maybe a bit of dramatic foreshadowing there. Foreshadowing, anyway.

Eleison · 21/12/2010 21:23

Oh yes, Pip goes into another adolescent strop and tramples a cow. That'll be it.

autodidact · 21/12/2010 21:36

Perhaps a tuberculosis-ridden badger gets annoyed at attempts to cull him and rips out David's throat. Pip witnesses the attack and her horrified screams cause a cow in the vicinity to startle and fall over on top of her.

MrsWembley · 21/12/2010 21:47

Loving thisGrin

I was going to say something sensible before I started reading, such as Tony has a heart attack and dies after Helen has another go at him for no good reason (bitchy little cow that she isAngry), so she goes into premature labour and never forgives herself, especially when the baby ends up in intensive care with numerous problems.

Now I find myself wanting the LL carnage promised by someone earlier. Especially involving the ice-rink and Lizzie (who is nearly as annoying as Helen)

BerryinClover · 21/12/2010 21:48

Yes, Pip and David (and Ruth) are all too content at the moment. The hay-stealing went off too lightly. Ther've been several hints about car accidents (sounds of driving off, etc., unless I'm too paranoid.

But then Cloyve 'Orobin is bound to turn up at some point and scupper Susan's social climbing.

Eleison · 21/12/2010 21:49

The reality is going to be very tame after all this, isn't it. Something like: Alan decides to have the Matins service half an hour earlier, and Jill gets into a strop and defects to the Methodists.

BerryinClover · 21/12/2010 21:52

Could there be carnage at Susan's drinks n nibbles party?

duvetdays · 21/12/2010 21:56

Shula's father-in-law, Jim the Prof, gets off with Ruth's mother Heather at Christmas drinks on the Green. By morning, Heather has fallen asleep listening to him trying to solve The Times crossword out loud. By 19 across it becomes apparent that despite his tremendous mental agility, he's succumbed to the rohypnol with which she's spiked his drink. In the morning he?s found laid out cold with his bookcase of Classics lying on top of him. As he'd proposed marriage (in Ancient Greek and Slovenian) and opened a joint bank account with her just after boxing day, she waits a decent length of time (Feb) but not long enough for probate and for Alastair to find out, then takes the money and tries to buy out Kenton's share of Jaxxs against his will. Though David and Kenton have never got along, David is incensed at his m-i-l?s treatment of his brother and this stirs up a big row about lack of trust with Ruth over their ?affairs? a couple of years back. Ruth has always found Dairvid to be deeply smug and annoying. She confronts him and in turn he realises that he has years of pent up anger as a result of Ruth never having made one decent meal despite his supposed pro-feminist leanings. shotgun goes missing. Bangs are heard. Not of a good kind either.

duvetdays · 21/12/2010 21:59

Sorry just re-read my post and the sequence of events doesn't quite do it. Just checking to see if anyone read it Grin

RhinestoneReindeerHerder · 21/12/2010 22:00

Eleison - your posts have made me Grin after a rather shite day, thank you!

I even LOL-ed a bit...

arentfanny · 21/12/2010 22:15

This thread is linked to from the Archers website Grin

MrsWembley · 21/12/2010 22:18

dd - I read itWink It'll work fine for an extended episodeGrin

Fibilou · 21/12/2010 22:20

It definitely won't be Pat or tony because the plot guide on the digiguide refers to P&T doing things in the week after the Big Episode

Tolalola · 21/12/2010 22:27

GAH!!! Shhhh Fibilou!

MrsWembley · 21/12/2010 22:29

B**r Hmm Not Tony then...

After how effective heatbreaking John's death was, I thought that they'd go with the death of someone we all loved felt sorry for. I'll never forget Tony talking to him as he died. Has me tearing up even now. God, that was over ten years ago! What year was it? '97, '98?

ShoshanaBlue · 21/12/2010 23:34

Hellin was never married to that dull gamekeeper, they were just partners which made the ex-wife next of kin who came over to do the funeral and everything.

Does anyone remember when Pat used to be Welsh?

NorthernLurker · 21/12/2010 23:37

98 I think - I remember listening to it when I was pregnant with dd1 I think.

MrsWembley · 21/12/2010 23:38

God, yes, Helen's nose was really put out of joint there. Another nail in the coffin of her humour. Why have the writers got it in for her, do you think?

And Pat? Welsh??

ShoshanaBlue · 21/12/2010 23:53

Yes, she definitely used to be Welsh. Welsh Pat would never say Hellin.