Thread for mooching around on and whinging about being overdue

[FrannyandZooey]

come and join me in my pit of gloom boredom and a little bit of excitement

I am 2 days over now and no signs whatsoever

Oh my god. Just had a conversation with my mother about induction and how long I could be in hospital.

Was trying to work out if she could take one or two days off work to look after DS.

Aargh.

If she says:

----"you are joking"
----"well I thought it should be quick"
----"you are joking"
----"well my second labour was ..."
----"you are joking"
----"I'm sure you'll have it by..."
----"you are joking"
----"well i had planned to go out Saturday night"

...or basically anything at all, I am going to kill her.

It might be better if I just kill her now so I don't have to get even more angry.

Crossposted F&Z. I feel the same about walking around. Last time I did loads of walking but am just f*cking knackered this time.

Just realised that the conversation with my mother was doomed from the start. Remembered that she started it with "Ooh, I thought you were ringing to say you were in labour."

I should have just hung up at the point.

Jesus - I am still angry about it one hour later. I have clearly lost all sense of rational and reasonable behaviour.

...maybe this is a sign labour is coming.

Oh springer
I think you might be getting closer
yes conversations with one's mother MUST BE AVOIDED
remember the prayer from earlier

"Grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change
the courage to change what I cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves"

Wise words F&Z.

I am getting the odd niggle

and some brownish discharge - is it meant to be proper red blood? mine is just brown

"Franny, Franny, Franny"

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FRANNY

I am wetting myself with excitement

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT????

You sound like you are GOING TO HAVE A BABY

I will feel such a wanker in the morning if nothing has happened
in fact i will have to leave won't I

Franny you are sooo having a baby tonight

oh god oh god oh god oh god I hope so
oh god

PMSL at everyone

lol

Thought you were having a contraction then

lol Franny

If you wake up with no baby and no action I will come round with my garden shears and we will just snip you open and get it out

Don't usually say very much but have looked at this thread a couple of times recently and came back tonight to see what had happened. I am unreasonably excited. You would think I was having the baby. Will be checking in regularly to see how you are doing! Good luck!

lol
I just read the last few pages of today's conversation on this thread and jumped up and said to DH, all excited, "I think frannyandzooey is going to have her baby tonight!!!!" forgetting that he's not really a part of hte mn world... he said, "who is THAT? Is that her full name?" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

it's better than coronation street, isn't it, glasgowgal?

franny, I have to switch the computer off now. If you haven't had the baby by the time I switch it on again in the morning, I shall eat my hat

yes! squonk... this thread is better than any tv programme. Its like reality tv... totally hooked!

fabio - YES, the cheerleading squad needs a cat

I really am going to have to switch off soon you know...

am going to have to keep refreshing

no pressure, mind

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