Well fuck me... When in the very packed pharmacy to collect my prescription I made the mistake of saying yes to the excemption part ... they said which so I said, here let me show you - and pointed to the valid maternity one
The bloody pharmacist then said "a VALID MATERNITY excemption"
..... I haven't told any one yet. Now the whole que behind me know, as I turn to leave my next door neighbour gives me a wink, as does the bloke that's a barman in my local pub.
Fuck. Sake. Why bother trying to be discreet.