May 07: The one where we celebrate LG&T's completed family

[NimChimpsky]

Morning all.

Especially LG&T and India.

I will be requiring lengthy cuddles.

I shall be singing Hush Little Baby for the duration.

PMSL....you've made someone very horny happy today. Ewwwwwwwwww Mums jaw hit the floor!

played

So Nim, are you coming then???

What are you on about now PJ. I don't think you're like Jackie Corkhill, god no. Jacqui er Dixon was it? Trendy, girly, outgoing, very pretty. Terrible accent.

Oh I see, TSM thinks you look like a barmaid off Corrie. I thought I'd insulted you again inadvertantly.

Er there were two Jackie's. corkhill and farnham

Brookside, now sadly a crumbling ruin of a cul de sac. One of Britain's great treasures, left for dust.

Jackie Corkhill, she was ace.

She was Dixon until she married Max. Oi Nim, you know an awful lot about it!

We all know Joe'sbird (wtf is joe?) looks like Melinda Messenger. That's why I'm not coming to the meet-up.

for tsm's dh and PJ and Scoot, the dirty girls.

Waiting to find out what Tonic wants to do. She needs help with transporting the brood. I'm at her mercy.

What do you mean what IS Joe? Joe is joe

And re the Melinda Messenger, I can't see it myself. I also weigh about six of her.

I don't think Joe looks like Jackie Corkhill - I just thought that's who you meant. Never really got into Brookie - except in the olden days when Barry & Sheila Grant were in it

Brookside close was up for auction a few weeks ago, wasn't it ? I reckon we should club together, buy it and go there for weekend breaks instead of CP . One of the houses already has a patio dug up for dh's doesn't it ?

I tells ya, my Mum watched it. And I have a good memory even when I desperately want to eject the pain from my brain. My best friend at school was a scouser too and she loved it.

Ooooh Barry Grant. Now you're talkin!

Oh fgs, I live in a developing country, if I open a link it takes 25 million years to download.

Is he American, this Joe? Can you really do all the dances? I bet you could do the Agadoo when you were two.

Barry Grant was a no mark.

Ewwwww Nim - I reckon DH would still prefer to see Lance instead (I'm beginning to wonder about him). Do you know, we had a declutter over New Year and he has.....wait for it....... 34 pairs of shoes !! How many (straight) men do you know with 34 pairs of shoes FFS ?!

That link is a picture of a slightly pretty, effeminate man with terrible hair. Do you fancy him? Really? What is he? I mean, what does he do? Is he in this band you like?

Send some over to dh, he has 4 pairs.

Barry Grant was the norty one! He was big in Liverpool. As was Jimmy Corkhill, who winked at me once. Strange, as he's gay, I think.

Yes TMAM he is American - don't tell me you don't know of New Kids on the Block, because I know you do. I can do all the dances. The new album is almost completely about sex. Which works for me!

Scoot and I are going to need to get in some serious dance training before we see Girls Aloud in April.

Nim - you're a little younger than me, I think New Kids may have missed you!

Oh but you need winter training shoes and summer training shoes and ones with cleats that attach to turbo trainers and cleats for ordinary bikes and blah. Victoria Pendleton, while not my cup of tea, nor dh's, is very fit indeed. I do worry about DH and his love of Lance. I can't forgive him for ditching his wife and bedding a popstar.

What is this mean plan you have PJ? I must know.

I saw old Bazza a few times in some of the clubs I used to go to. He never winked at me.

I confess I do know who NKOTB are but thankfully do not know any of their names, I am waaaaaay too old. We are talking Wham here.

Don't get me started on Wham. I was only saying this morning that Joe had taken over from George. I was still loving him with the dogging, but not so much with the crack cocaine.

Gawd, you lost must think I'm insane. I'm quite sane, honestly.