Might be OK Norty - the real world I mean.
I am mighty impressed you are going out after tea Ria. Mine are going directly to bed. And I think the fairy lights would work in the conservatory. I was tempted to keep my red berry ones up in the kitchen but decided I was trying too hard to be Nigella 
Only came on to check if there was a full moon tonight (as opposed to looking out of the window I suppose ). Seems there is not, so I have no explanation for my children's vile, whingy, unreasonable behavour. x4.