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EachPeachPearMum · 04/03/2008 21:37

the TV remote is in the freezer, your car keys are down the loo, and there are little smears of food at knee height down each corridor!

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mustrunmore · 07/03/2008 07:44

dame, what've you got your photos on (cant reopen as it still hangs the pc to click on a link!). Is it like picturetrail where anyone in th world can get access? That might explain your 45.

DontDreamItBeIt · 07/03/2008 07:45

You'll be working hard lugging bits of kichen about all day today. That must burn a few clories.

I hope it is just wha you wanted.

Well done Phoenix on finding toddler group. I agree don't send hi to a nursery you aren't completely sure about.

mustrunmore · 07/03/2008 09:19

I wish I was; I have to stay with the kids this morn, then dh is going to get all preciuos about storing it right when they get it back here Might get to go to B&Q for paint and bits if I'm lucky I will def be ripping out this old one though

Flamesparrow · 07/03/2008 12:55

I found a pantyliner stuck inside my boot like an insole today

Phoenix · 07/03/2008 19:48

Where is everyone today??

pmsl Flame

We've been to soft play all morning and shopping this afternoon, exciting life We bought a new Maclaren Quest pushchair, cos the pushchair we keep in the house is a pain in the arse and we don't like it as much as the Maclaren Quest we keep in the car so thought we'd get shut of the Bruin one and get another Maclaren

CantSleepWontSleep · 07/03/2008 20:28

Quick everyone - the world is about to end. Dh is feeling an ickle bit poorly. Funny how last week when I had horrendous sinusitis, a D&V bug, plus pregnancy tiredness, he cut me no slack, and wouldn't let me go to bed after tea, but today when he's a bit under the weather he gets to snooze on the sofa at 6, and has seemingly gone to bed whilst I was putting dd down, without finishing the clearing up that I asked him to do at 6, and he swore he would do as soon as dd went down instead. Sick of his selfish attitude doesn't really cover it any more .

Errrrrm, is there a reason you can't use the same pushchair for the car and the house Phoenix?

Did you know that 39 people named their daughters Phoenix last year. WTF is that all about?

Phoenix · 07/03/2008 20:41

Its just easier csws, saves getting it in and out of car all the time. We'd end up forgetting it if we had to put it in the car every time we go out. And if i go to work in the car (with the pushchair in it) and ds is at home with dh and he needs a nap or dh has to take the dog for a walk there'd be no pushchair. Just easier

damewashalot · 07/03/2008 20:55

so many people have looked at my pics! But if I can't be proud of my body when it's doing something as clever as growing a baby .......um well I don't know what the rest of that sentence should be but I hope you get the drift BTW I am so not the sort of person to do thi sort of thing would be about RL people seeing them but strangers is fine barking mad that's me

Hope the new kitchen is good and CSWS go and poke DH and make him take care of you my pizza is done, I'm off.

EachPeachPearMum · 07/03/2008 21:45

Ooh- Dame we had pizza tonight too!

Flame and rofl for your 'insole'

csws- you'd be more worried if thet'd named them flamesparrow or csws!

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EachPeachPearMum · 07/03/2008 21:46

..they'd obviously.

I have been watching Bod tonight, and feeling about 3 years old.

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CantSleepWontSleep · 07/03/2008 21:54

There were 93 boys named Phoenix too .

Frizbe · 07/03/2008 22:23

I'll be there was one somewhere called Flame

Ok two pushchairs, that makes you posh in my book!

CSWS shall we send him to live with my dh somewhere? I was trying to provide sympathy this am, when a bruised arm was being proffered my way, with the accompanying 'I never bruise, I must be seriously ill' I only tried to say, don't worry I always bruise when they take my blood (and lets face it they take a lot when your pregnant) to be met with the wail of, 'you never give me any sympathy, all I want is some sympathy' shrug, I give up. He's away for the weekend now, hoping he comes back more positive.

MRM, yay, so you have your new kitchen in the shed now, right?

Flame at your new insole.

mustrunmore · 08/03/2008 07:20

Pc working again today; all very odd

Most of kitchen is in playhouse; what wouldnt fit is under tarp on patio. I am, beginning to destroy and paint

CantSleepWontSleep · 08/03/2008 07:37

Yes please Friz. After 11 hours sleep (he got up for 5 mins at 10:30) he's now got up and moaned cause I've asked him to go down and make breakfast. Selfish arsehole.

DontDreamItBeIt · 08/03/2008 07:59

I know someone with a child called Phoenix

lol at pantyliner insole

Def not lol at arseholes dh(s).... I hope ours comes home in a better mood Frizbe. Don't know wha to sugest to do with yours csws, apart from giving him a kick!

Mine says he will be working at home again this weekend He is asleep. DS has been up sice 4.30 for no good reaason.

DontDreamItBeIt · 08/03/2008 08:00

yours!

DontDreamItBeIt · 08/03/2008 08:23

DD1 is doing a crossword, and just suggested "lesbian" as the answer to someone not in a car... She meant pedestrian..

damewashalot · 08/03/2008 08:50

jas

CantSleepWontSleep · 08/03/2008 08:56
Grin
Frizbe · 08/03/2008 09:33

Jas at both the lesbian incident and us sharing a dh you wouldn't want another grumpy one trust me!

CSWS where are we shipping them off to then? somewhere remote? Alaska?

Popped on between customers to post this, which someone just came in and asked if we can get, kinda like those icky repro doll baby things, but with a twist (ponders if MRM n Flame will like them) here

mustrunmore · 08/03/2008 10:28

Hideous, but at one point i would've probably like them!

at Jasdd1!!!

mustrunmore · 08/03/2008 10:29

Last time my Mum visited her coach was late and she said it was because there was an accident on the motorway "with one fertility"

mustrunmore · 08/03/2008 18:39

6 wall units up, half the kitchen painted, and I will prob get time for a run before dh goes out

DontDreamItBeIt · 08/03/2008 18:50

We will need pictures when it is finished.

Flamesparrow · 08/03/2008 18:50

I was trying to convince DH to start making mutant reborns