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StealthPolarBear · 29/01/2008 21:31

the word period can't be offensive...can it?

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oooggs · 01/02/2008 21:47

right its past my bedtime and I have a busy day tomorrow so good night and hope all our little bundles sleep tight

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 21:47

Oh aye - what were you doing loitering around the park???

justpinions · 01/02/2008 21:48

Waiting for Leaky .

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 21:49

Yeah yeah... I bet thats code for something dirty!!

justpinions · 01/02/2008 21:51

No Octo's the dirty one .

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 21:53

Yeah yeah.

I am having such a lovely time by myself, watched all the soaps, then had loads of things in the planner to watch, relocation, mistresses, shameless... its a veratible feast!!!

And I can MN at the same time - bonus.

I'm very thirsty though and cant be bothered to go into the kitchen.... if only I could teach the cat to fetch

glitterkitty · 01/02/2008 21:54

Its been too long... too many months... I look on here occasionally but it all flies over my head! Has everyone got new names?

Can people give me a quick update if they have time of how they are?

Heres mine
DP is an arse but so am I, we are arguing quite a lot as we are tired. But we have made a pact to be nice to each other so lets hope things improve!

H wakes many times every night, he is just getting his 2nd top tooth- has only slept thru once in 9 months.

He has been cruising/crawling since 7 months,
but has only just learnt to roll!

MIL driving me nuts. Im still fat.

Thats it! How is runnyhabit she was my birth buddy thing... hello ooogs and gmm, is SOL still here?

justpinions · 01/02/2008 21:56

!!

Sexonlegs · 01/02/2008 22:01

Hi Glitterkitty!! Lovely to see you flower.
Sorry you and dp are having a shitty time. Men are arses!!

Update here. Katie thankfully sleeps through the night, has no teeth, starting to commando crawl, but prefers lying on her back flapping her arms around like a nutter!

Night Oooggs xx

justpinions · 01/02/2008 22:06

T has got the runs but still a porker. Two bottom teeth, no top teeth. Says da da da da, speed crawls.

glitterkitty · 01/02/2008 22:06

Hello pinions! And SOL!

O I bet EVERYONES babes sleep through...

I saw the thing about the meet up in SW but no good to me as Im in london... has there/is there going to be a london meet up? I bet I missed it!

Has anyone got no2 on the way? We are trying but Im still bf so unlikely I guess. Is anyone else still bf?

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 22:08

GK - Dp is an arse, I'm still fat, C has 8 teeth, and crawling/crusing which is a nightmare! Thats about it really.

justpinions · 01/02/2008 22:08

Elkie's involved in London meet-ups I think ?? Depending on where you are ?

glitterkitty · 01/02/2008 22:09

Got the runs, arse! (literally. oh dear.) Is he ok? Not dehydrated I hope. Do you know whats caused it?

Harry says daddadad a lot, and num num num num when he is sucking his blanket (my pj top) in bed trying to get off to sleep.

weeonion · 01/02/2008 22:11

evening folks!
GMM - that kebab willy thang was FOUL!!!!!!! glad you didnt keep me any [grin. that offer of a bed, a bubble bath and a HUGE glass of wine is still here whenever you want it!Good to see you and ellesbelles today!
glitter - hey to you. update = C cant cruise, crawl nor walk but has mastered bouncing along on her bum. she has one tooth but a semipermanent red cheek. has started to kinda sleep through the night (til 8.30am today ). dp has been as arse at times but since xmas we have been better.
luce - that cake is priceless if not a little minging! may have to book you and your talents for c's birthday/naming party.

it is snowing here. i have my wellies, leg warmers and combats at the ready for some early mornign play in the park. C had better be up for this - i have waited all winter for her first real snow!

glitterkitty · 01/02/2008 22:11

8 teeth!!!!!!

Bloody hell.

justpinions · 01/02/2008 22:12

He is dehydrated and has been given Dioralyte - which tastes rrrank.

No more babies here.

weeonion · 01/02/2008 22:13

GMM - you are so far from being fat! and where is your mention of your splendid cleavage that was on show last weekend???? did you check out the pics on facebook??? 5 sets of cleavage on display!

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 22:13

WO - I have saved it for you!!!! Just realised its been snowing here too - and I never noticed!!

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 22:14

I look like I have tree trunks for arms

Pesha · 01/02/2008 22:18

Ellie says london meet up will be her next project!

We are off to Tesco now!

Sexonlegs · 01/02/2008 22:19

We need a new thread! Pesha, before you head to Tesco can you get POTC to do it for us please!!

weeonion · 01/02/2008 22:19

tree trunks for arms... aye right! i have jello for thighs!

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 22:21

Ooooh Tesco chocolate muffins - hello!!!

Sexonlegs · 01/02/2008 22:29

Right, am off to bed. Sleep well all. See you tomorrow. xx