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April 2007 - piercings, puddings and periods

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StealthPolarBear · 29/01/2008 21:31

the word period can't be offensive...can it?

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mammyjo · 01/02/2008 19:44

Not alsation, elephant leg.

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 19:45

I'm uploading a pic of it onto my profile

mammyjo · 01/02/2008 19:45

Nice!

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 19:52

its there for you girlies....

oooggs · 01/02/2008 19:53

and you ate that???????????? [yuk]

mammyjo · 01/02/2008 19:53

It looks like something a surgeon would pull out of your guts!! EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maveta · 01/02/2008 19:54

ewww. did you eat it?

justpinions · 01/02/2008 19:55

Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf.

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 19:56

Did I shite eat it - it looks like a dog dick!! No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I had the chicken and the pidgeon lamb.

runnyhabbit · 01/02/2008 20:02

OMG - am soooooo pleased that you didn't eat it!

runnyhabbit · 01/02/2008 20:11

Right, am now off for the night, to preapre for tomorrow

Night all (and I'll see some of you in the morning)

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 20:16

Where is everyone??????

Octothechildherder · 01/02/2008 20:18

I thought you ate deep fried mars not deep fried cock BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I had a similar experience in Prague with a hot dog - had to spit it out and barfed into the bin! NICE

Am ready for tomorrow ladies!

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 20:21

I have never ever had a deep fried mars bar.... although I'm sure I could manage a little nibble...

As for dogs dick...Noooooooooooooooooooo

oooggs · 01/02/2008 20:21

still here, not quiet my bedtime - need to still sort out where I am going tomorrow have used aa routefinder but still want to look on map - off to get it, back in a mo (my James James is faulty )

Octothechildherder · 01/02/2008 20:23

I've found donkey dick much more satisying to fill me up

(((chucks into sink and regains poise)))

Octothechildherder · 01/02/2008 20:29

Threadkiller

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 20:29

Ya dirty minger!!!

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 20:30

Well it looks as if T definitely has some sort of stomach upset, yet another dirty nappy and another bath
How long do they usually last? Could do without this right now

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geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 20:30

Oooooooo the Bodyguard is on Skyone in half an hour..... 1,2,3... And IeeeeeeeeI will always loooooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

oooggs · 01/02/2008 20:33

hope its a 24 thing katy

oooggs · 01/02/2008 20:33

has ellie got to Peshas yet?

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 20:34

I'm ure he'll be fine Katy - probably just eaten something that doesnt agree with him.

oooggs · 01/02/2008 20:36

like a kebab gmm?

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StealthPolarBear · 01/02/2008 20:36

well he's not eating anything until it's stopped

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