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April 2007 - piercings, puddings and periods

589 replies

StealthPolarBear · 29/01/2008 21:31

the word period can't be offensive...can it?

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/01/2008 21:41
Shock
CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:42

Hi POTC - we're dicussing bollock cake

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:43

How are you?

geordiemacminx · 31/01/2008 21:43

Gonna go off to bed ladies, thanks for being so kind. Will report in tomorrow.

H

xxx

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:43

How do I make spum suger Pesha?

GMM I would just leave him for tonight and not give him the satisfaction of you apologising for his behaviour.

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:44

Night GMM, sending you light and love. xx

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:44

Speak to you in the morning GMM xx

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/01/2008 21:45

you now how 'threads i'm on' gives you some idea of the latest few posts on the thread ........

I nearly ran away screaming with the preview i got of your bakery talk!

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:45

I had probably best go too - don't really want my friends to come homeand find me sat here discussing Bollock Cake on their Internet connection

Hope it goes well Luce

Night all. xxxx

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:46

Its the stuff that the shaggy hair guy is always doing on ready steady cook or in fact any programme hes on!

I think you just melt some caster sugar then you hold a wooden spoon (presumably over alot of newspaper!), get some of the sugar syrup on a metal spoon and whizz it backwards and forwards over the wooden one and it sets in long thin whispy strands.

Will look for a link for proper instructions!!

elkiedee · 31/01/2008 21:46

One of those moments when I'm glad I don't have anything to drink next to the computer at the moment. LW, When you've worked out how to make your cake, perhaps you should take a picture - I'd love to see it. And I also want to know why.

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:47

Am still giggling at the link GMM did for the 'pecker'

How old am I? 33 or 13?

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:54

where to make

how to make by James Martin (I was sure he used to have longer hair)

another good site with more detailed instructions

Wiki spun sugar!

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:54

And now you have to tell us WHY?????

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:58

Thankyou Pesha.
Sponge is in the oven. Wish me luck!

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:59

Just noticed your chocolate button turned sideways. That's priceless Pesha

PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/01/2008 22:06

I didn't understand that bit

StealthPolarBear · 31/01/2008 22:11

oh gmm
would going to your mum's really be the point of no return? Or would it be the wake up call your DP needs?
Hope you are feeling brighter in the morning and he's apologised

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Pesha · 31/01/2008 22:15

Luce

Pillock kind of like an er eye!

SPB - I'm the same! Although dp normally gets me wine from work now so its super cheap and i dont have to buy any anymore really! Thats the reason I'm with him!!

StealthPolarBear · 31/01/2008 22:48

If DH buys me wine as a present I have been known to ask him if it was reduced

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Lucewits · 31/01/2008 22:53

SPB

Cake is made and decorated, will take a photo of it in the morning.

DH walked in, looked at it and said "do you think you could hide that so the children dont see it"

Pesha · 31/01/2008 22:55

But why Luce, WHY??????

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 22:58

PSML Pesha

Its a 30th Birthday cake and as to why, well I wish I knew aswell. I was only making what I was asked to bake.

Thankyou for your help and ideas, I will never be able to look at chocolate buttons the same way again

Pesha · 31/01/2008 23:09

Lol Glad I could help!

Its my 30th at the end of the year - I think if I asked dp for a penis cake I would get something entirely different!

Cant wait to see the pics!!

geordiemacminx · 01/02/2008 07:08

Luce - cant wait to see the cake!!!

All the same here, got up with C at 6... no sign of dp.