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April 2007 - piercings, puddings and periods

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StealthPolarBear · 29/01/2008 21:31

the word period can't be offensive...can it?

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geordiemacminx · 31/01/2008 21:26

Dont worry about me. Me and C will be just fine.

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:27

Ditto

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:27

Any ideas on how to make a cake shaped like bollocks?
.....and by tomorrow?

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:28

am not joking BTW!

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:28

Take all the help that is offered honey and put yourself and that gorgeous little one of yours 1st. xx

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:28

2 circles surely?

Dare I ask why?

geordiemacminx · 31/01/2008 21:29

God no idea - I know tescos and the like sell boob cakes if thats any help?

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:30

Good idea GMm - buy a boob cake, take the nipples off. Add some spun sugar for hair and possibly a swiss roll?!

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:30

Probably best that you dont Pesha

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:31

Have got a loaf tin and two large yorkshire tins which I was going to put sponge mix in but was a bit worried about the decoration

geordiemacminx · 31/01/2008 21:32

here or here

Although neither much use for tomorrow - dont know whether Annsummers can help?

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:34
Hmm
CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:34

Loaf tin and 2 yorkshire's sounds fine - pink icing?

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:36

My MIL bought me that boob cake for my Birthday after having DD - I was soooo !!

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:36

GMM - xp and I split up when dd was 8/9 months old (although he was a twat so would have happened anyway!) and dp and I had huge problems after ds1 was born and have come pretty close to the edge again this time. There have been times when I've thought why am I even with him, would I actually care if I wasnt. But I know from before that that passes, its my pnd and my focus being soo much on my baby that it shifts off of him abit iyswim and then any shit from him is just too much. We've had to make some big changes to keep us together and work really hard. Something he wasnt so good at with ds1. But I do know why I'm with him really and glad that I am most of the time

Lucewits · 31/01/2008 21:36

I was going to dye some butter icing pink.

You ok GMM?

geordiemacminx · 31/01/2008 21:38

Yeah, I'm ok, just st here, freezing - unsure what to do. The thing is I KNOW he wont apologise or even make any attempt to sort this out, so either I do or it stays like this. Thats sad

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:38

So - if i may be so bold as to ask - why are you making bollock cak, Luce?

This has to get into our next thread title some how!

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:39

Is he sleeping or just lying in the dark brooding?

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:39

Yep loaf tin and yorkshires sounds good. Also pale pink icing. Still think spun sugar would make fab pubes!!! Maybe a touch of purple...

And a little choc button turned sideways and poked in on the er head!!

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:40

You've thought about this too much Pesha! wink]

Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:40

Am I giving this too much thought...?

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:40
Wink
Pesha · 31/01/2008 21:41

PMSL dippy

CaptainDippy · 31/01/2008 21:41

GrinGrinGrin