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HellHathNoFury · 14/01/2008 15:07

unwilling pram chat before I get told to shut up!

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CalicoHollyFlint · 24/01/2008 14:24

Chocolate is one of your 5 a day- it comes from the cocoa bean. Beans=vegetable.

Therefore so is cheese. Cheese comes from milk, milk comes from cows who eat grass. Grass=plant=vegetable.

HellHathNoFury · 24/01/2008 14:38

ice cream is also a vegetable then.

and booze is just fruit mixed with sugar (which is natural). so that's good for you too.

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motherhurdicure · 24/01/2008 14:40

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HellHathNoFury · 24/01/2008 14:51

MHC, yes I'd very much like details

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HellHathNoFury · 24/01/2008 15:17

did I kill it?

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thisisRialifebaby · 24/01/2008 15:18

you've all gone again. chatty morning.

No need to panic foxy, there's no more smal butterflews on the way, just interested because of the convo with bumper and am fairly sure I would never have coped without the 7 year gap. Sorry to disappoint

I think DS1 enjoyed being home for lunch, it was nice to see him tucking in to a massive plate of scrambled eggs and toast instead of knowing he would eat next to nothing at school (i also gave him two chocolate covered items and lemon cake). DH has gone to collect him from school. It's a shame because all the independence we'd just given him (walking home on his own, going to call for friends etc) has been taken away because I am being over-protective, but I don't fancy him getting the living shit beaten out of him when he's minding his own business walking home. DH looked up the anti-bullying policy on the school website and has it printed out for his research later!

Did you do something naughty bumper? I should have all my posts on diet threads deleted cos I have no willpower

thisisRialifebaby · 24/01/2008 15:20

DH was grumpy before he left so I'd better look active when he gets back - later x

HellHathNoFury · 24/01/2008 15:22

aw your poor DS Ria. I think you should beat the crap out of the head and shut her in a room for an hour. See how she likes it. Nothing like taking the law into your own hands I say.

DH and I are planning to come off the pill for mini-me #2 sometime this year

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HellHathNoFury · 24/01/2008 15:35
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HellHathNoFury · 24/01/2008 15:45

well on that note I am going to go home.

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andiemustlosehalfastonemore · 24/01/2008 15:55

thanks for the apology mhc mw holidays just aren't like that tbh they are lots of very fit (and thin) people running around doing all the activities maybe it was the flight you were on

we have been to limnos with whispers mw loved it but they have closed their resort there now I really wanted to go back this year but we are going to kos in may instead

motherhurdicure · 24/01/2008 15:57

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SputnikEnRegalia · 24/01/2008 16:05

God I love Greece. Would like to go again soon. Anyone here been to Santorini? Possibly one of the most beautiful places on the planet. I remember having lunch down in this tiny port, when we finished we decided to start all over again and had 2 lunches. Then we had to walk back up about a zillion stairs.

So we have a date then Fury! And I have 9 months figure out how to disguise the fact I'm really a hairy trucker . Maybe you'll be pg again by then.

BumperliciousIsOneHotMother · 24/01/2008 16:10

Ok, can't talk long as I am in the middle of making sweet potato and leek soup and about to look for a blueberry muffin recipe

(can you tell DH is at home today, no way I could do all that with the LO!)

My post that was deleted wasn't that interesting, it was on the thread from the lady who's boyf pretended he had cancer and was having an operation (when really he was on a jolly to Paris) and had "borrowed" 4k from her and doesn't look like he is giving it back.

She posted his name as a warning, I found his website and linked it, but someone pointed out possible legal ramifications and the wrong lady felt bad and doesn't want to ruin his business (he has a DS) so asked for hers and my posts to be deleted. I understand why, but he is a complete tosser, poor girl!

Btw I don't really have a Cath Kidston apron...It's from John Lewis !

SputnikEnRegalia · 24/01/2008 16:16

I'm impressed you have an apron at all!

andiemustlosehalfastonemore · 24/01/2008 16:23

mhc we loved limnos the mark warner beach had olive trees on it and the hotel was lovely
neilson are still there I think

andiemustlosehalfastonemore · 24/01/2008 16:23

sputnik I hvae 5 including 2 special xmas ones just call me nigella

NattyThomasandEllen · 24/01/2008 16:24

i have two

milkyJammy · 24/01/2008 16:28

dh and i have an apron each

NattyThomasandEllen · 24/01/2008 16:30

i dont even know if we will get round to going away this year, might just go haven, not sure i can stomach a plane journey with 2 under 2 lmao

and how are you all my dears?
i am very peppy today, the AD must be taking effect lol
ELLEN HAS A TOOTH! woohoo... bit random i know but i just remembered!

speaking of blueberry muffins i could do with one right now,save me one bumper?

oh and i defo need a slap today, i asked DH twice if we could try for another baby i think im a bit obsessed and will end up with 20 kids lol

SputnikEnRegalia · 24/01/2008 16:35

Well I got DD an Elmer apron for xmas. But I can't bring myself to wear one for some reason, although I shoud really as I usually realise I have last night dinner all over my skirt just as I'm walking through the school gates

Right then all you domestic godesses, maybe you can help me with this

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SputnikEnRegalia · 24/01/2008 16:39

Hi there Natty, nice to see you so cheerful. Know what you mean about the plane, they are a handfull