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April 2007 - In the 16hrs the last thread ran for we covered - specualtion on pg, pole dancing,scary car accidents and posting out yer Pesha's. Who knows what classy chat this one will bring!

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 31/12/2007 03:21

G'night Jimbob

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Maveta · 31/12/2007 07:13

You are all completely insane. I skimmed to page 18 of 23 but then gave up.. if anyone wants to post highlights for those of us who were peacefully sleeping while you were all gossiping like old hags schoolgirls over the garden fence

I did however pick up on my making it onto 2 ´most likely to get pregnant next´ lists I really have NO idea how I have given off that impression The next baby will not even be a twinkle in our eye until N is at least 2!! I´d probably be a little more ´see what happens´ a biiiit earlier than that but with my dh being the Contraceptive King, ain´t no little bugger slipping past without his express authorisation

And had to LOL at SPBs list of nicknames she mixes up and why (because ´m´ is like ´w´ upside down??). Had you all been drinking?

Flippin´hilarious and very sorry I missed it..

Eddas · 31/12/2007 07:54

WTF was going on last night, how the hell are we supposed to catch up

All very confusing but amusing

oh and you can put me in for the diet one, won't be offended

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 08:33

Morning everyone, Eddas, weeonion
Lol at last night, how on earth was I the person most likely to make new years resolutions? That's something I never do as i know I'll never manage to keep them so I don't even bother setting myself up for failure.
my list

  • Person most likely to get pg next elkie *Person least likely to get pg next me (sob) as we can't afford it *Person most likely to move house pesha *Person most likely to make new years resolutions CaptainDippy, as you seem organised enough for them

Erm can't remember the rest apart from the affair one

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 08:34

oh yeah diet, I did know you were on a diet eddas so would have picked you

geordiemacminxpie · 31/12/2007 09:17

YOU ARE ALL I N S A N E

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 09:35

Morning gmm
I forgot another one
*Person least likely to move house
ME - NEVER AGAIN

geordiemacminxpie · 31/12/2007 09:37

Me - least likely to move house, have another baby!!!!

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 09:39

think we should all make our lists and look back this time next year!

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 09:41

Like a 'probabilities' list
so:

chances of me getting pregnant in 2008?
chances of me moving house in 2008?
etc...

Shall I make a new thread for them?

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 09:44

oh come on people I think it would be really interesting. Others can help and make suggestions but the final probabilities decision is the list holder's.
Suggestions for questions?

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 09:45

does everyone else just hear "blah blah blah"?
Am I the only one who doesn't have a life on NYE? DH has gone into work

Eddas · 31/12/2007 10:26

spb you make me laff! i'm here to. No life either. Trying to ignore the dull drone of dd voice blathering on about nothing.

Off to docs in a minute to get dd's eyes checked out(they're a bit gooey and red) and ds' cough(sure it's nothing much but want to be sure as he's so little!)

Go for it with the questions. I'm not good at asking them but would answer. Chances of me getting pg, very very slim, we are not moving!

actually, how about chances of going on a diet and acutally losing weight?! i'm good at starting them but actually losing weight is another matter

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 10:38

Morning - DH having another massive nosebleed, he's off to the Dr's in a mo ....

I'm tired & bored. P sleeping, other two playing nicely for a change! New Year is boring, isn't it!!? Everyone else seems to be doing stuff and going places and we're stuck at home feel and bored.

Ho Hum.

Lucewits · 31/12/2007 10:41

PSML at you lot last night

Hope that you are ok NGT x

I thought that my tribe were over the vomiting bug but two of them have been up most of the night AGAIN
AAArgghhh

Pillock those pictures of your car sent a shiver down my spine. So glad that you are ok.

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 10:44

Oh no, Luce! {{{{hugs}}}}

geordiemacminxpie · 31/12/2007 10:45

Awh luce - which two?

I'm here, dp and C in bed, I've taken tree down, just having crossiants and coffee....

Its funny how us mothers never get aany "time off work" isnt it?

CaptainDippy · 31/12/2007 10:45

Funny indeed GMM. xx

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 10:51

Oh no everyone seems ill
Can I just pmsl at

"Chances of me getting pg, very very slim, we are not moving! "
I think that was related to 2 questions, pregnancy and moving house, but maybe just to the pg one, from what I remember you do need to move about a bit!

geordiemacminxpie · 31/12/2007 11:02

this is so funny

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 11:03

have you read the paul daniels one?
off to read yours

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 11:06

up to "show me the n" and "any dinosaur name in a storm"
lol

elkiedee · 31/12/2007 11:11

PMSL at your list, SPB. Remember I'm an old bat and it took me 9 months trying last time. And I hate to remind you but if people only had babies when they could afford it the population would be much smaller.

StealthPolarBear · 31/12/2007 11:11

aahhhh elkie

elkiedee · 31/12/2007 11:13

No life here either, just reading and was listening to Woman's Hour. dp here which makes the reading at this time of morning possible, outside D's naps. The hour plus naps seem to have disappeared, he generally has about 3 of 20 to 40 minutes.

fpesha · 31/12/2007 11:45

Just posting so I can find it again. Off shopping now!