Jan '07 part 17: The scary thread - nothing seasonal, I'm just terrified at how many people are broody already!

[2HappyFrighteningPeople]

Happy halloween!

Lizzz - get that Scotch down you RIGHT NOW!!

Lizz I watched eastenders too....have been watching a few sneaky episodes over last few weeks having not watched it for years. DH HATES soaps. When I lived alone I used to watch every soap there was.

Dh on phone to his mum arranging for her to look after Ellen next Monday. Oh.....my heart snks. I know she has to one day and my mum does it every week but she isn;t my fave person. Bet she brings some other bloody crap outfit from peacocks for her.I hate peacocks clothes for ellen cos they lose their shape, shrink in tumble dryer (cos not meant to be t dried) and well I'm just nasty and wish she'd pay a few pounds more and buy soemthing nice

I've got nothing to mix it with!
And I hate drinking it straight.

AND messenger isnt working on the computer....
...nevermind, UGLY BETTY is about to start!

what is it with my typing.
apologies.

goblet: give thanks for the little things. At least yor MiL lives near enough to babysit.
Poor hardonebyme (may change name to this!) cant even have a haircut coz I have no one to look after Dylan for 2 hours, and I work Saturdays, and salons are closed on Sundays. So, I look like hippy-Jesus-chav-croydon-face-lift-girl (maybe I will change name to that instead!?)

I neeeeeeeeeeeed my hair cut....whine whine whine!

Can't you take dylan with you Lizz? I take Ellen to hairdressers with me and she just sits in her pram watching whats happening....sometimes cries too!

Probably will have to do that. Just wanted to go on my own..have a glass of wine, read a mag etc....!
Took him when I had leg wax, and there was a fish tank which amused him for...ohh, 5 mins.

Fecking hell - we were on 3 messages last time I checked!

PMSL at your rant Lizz - that was pitiful! I was expecting something really juicy

Can you buy me lots of lovely discounted primark beads and bangles please??? I LURVE their jewellery.

Vino - taking baby to hairdressers. Nooooooooooooooooooo, it is a mummy sanctuary - me time. Lizz, I would have D for you if I lived near

Think Derek has got Tracey pregnant. My tank is going to be swarming with babies soon!!!!

...ugh...
just thought I would check to see if wine was still corked (?!)
it is.
I think my throat has been skinned.

Wilkie if you were my Secret Santa I would gladly buy you a box of Primarni jewellery
Any particular type?!

Hmmmmmmmmmm - I like chunky beads and pendants. Love any kind of bangles.....if you were my SS though.

Ok, so Ugly Betty ads are on...
Does anyone know anything about 'fibre sure'? If you drink like tons and tons of it, does it make you shit so you get thin? Like some sort of laxative alternative? I dont understand.

Plastic or metal?

I'm sooo down with the "chunky accessories which double as baby teethers" thing.

Both

Fibre Sure - think it is similar to Fybogel. It just makes you 'regular'

Lizz - are you bored tonight?

And if my experience is anything to go by, makes you fart A LOT

anyway, coffee and cake time for me now then not long til bed.

lizz hope it goes well tomorrow a la primarni

I'm always bored.
I have a boring life.
But I can multi task.
Watch TV, iron, MN all at the same time!!

Hmm, well, as I veggie I fart alot anyway...but, really need to loose some weight!
Think I may try this fibre gel thing out.

Can you really drink coffee before bed? I'd be awake all night.
Am jealous...cake.
What type?
oink oink oink...

ugh...come back....I'm all on my own in RL and on MN. This is SO unfair.

I love my new food processer! DH says I am sad but just spent the evening cutting things up in it. Might try making a cake tomorrow night. It has a ridiculous number of accessories that I know I will never use and have no clue as to where I will store it. I still love it though.

Ruth ate some more pear, toast and cheese so think we have the finger foods cracked! Luke is very impresses with her and made her cry he got so excited about it (he was screaming and pointing very close to her )

We went to baby sign again today and she loved it. Giggled all the way through it so will definatly keep going. It is nice to have some time with her when Luke is not there saying 'mummy...mummy...mummy...mummy...MUMMY!' all the time. Also means DH gets to spend some time on his own with Luke.

I am so pissed off with the postal strike. Because it coincided with my birthday last monday, everyone said that they wouldnt bother sending a card as it wouldnt get there in time. So I have 7 cards. 7 FFS! I feel like such a billy nomates. I told DH I am going to take them down as it seems sill for so few.

Does anyone elses LO cry at loud noises?? J is such a wuss with stuff like hoover and today he managed to turn the telly on full blast whilst I was upstairs and he SCREAMED!!

Was so funny

Luke managed to do that earlier on it the week when I had told him no tv and gone into the kitchen to start tea. He tried to change the channel as it was Tweenies and he hates it and he turned it up by mistake. Came in and he was shouting 'TOO NOISEY RU RU! TOO NOISEY! as she stared at the tv with eyes wide, wide open.

DH - please email me your address, I will send you a belated card. In fact. We all should!

Sue Royal Mail. B*stards.

Ps - am jealous of your food processor!