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Jan '07 part 17: The scary thread - nothing seasonal, I'm just terrified at how many people are broody already!

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2HappyFrighteningPeople · 12/10/2007 16:48

Happy halloween!

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eandh · 22/10/2007 20:52

i think eddas was being sarcastic re the cleaning etc and implying i was a slob

well i hope she was

Lizzzombie · 22/10/2007 21:05

EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR....
DO has just told me about a product he had to design the packaging for at work today (you all know he works for Ann Summers right?)

Its called the "Love Sheet" - and its a black rubber sheet for your bed, so you can get up to alternative practices in your bedroom but not ruin your sheets!

Its like Eah & Wilkie got together and thought of it!!!!!

Lizzzombie · 22/10/2007 21:05

(sorry, that was in no way meant to be offensive!)

eandh · 22/10/2007 21:08

oh my god pmsl at that - cleanliness side would be from me and well need i say anything about wilkies input!!

lizz - i never knew that about your dp!

WeeWitchyWilkie · 22/10/2007 21:09

P.M.S.L

....think a bit of wee just came out

eandh · 22/10/2007 21:12

omg we have nearly done 500 messages in less than 2 weeks (think our antenatel threads moved this fast but not postnatel LTH hasn't even posted on this one )

Lizzzombie · 22/10/2007 21:22

wilkie...do you want me to get him to nick you one from work...so you dont have to change your sheets if wee comes out when you are laughing in bed?!

Lizzzombie · 22/10/2007 21:23

His project tomorrow is to think of a name for a new vibrator. It looks like glass, and has to have glass in the title. (its plexi glass obv!)

eandh · 22/10/2007 21:26

am pondering trying to thinkof something witty

WeeWitchyWilkie · 22/10/2007 22:10

Icepick?

WeeWitchyWilkie · 22/10/2007 22:11

Durh - had ice in my head not glass!!

Lizzzombie · 22/10/2007 22:15

Hmm, you may be on to a winner. Ice Pick was well received!

(my facebook isnt loading properly anymore this evening, our server is busy...man next door must be downloading porn or something)

I have finished my ironing. So !

Am off to bed now.
Hope you all have peaceful nights sleep! x

MrsCarrot · 22/10/2007 22:16

like basic instinct

Glass Pole

For a Glassy Girl

Rod of Glass

The Glass is always Cleaner

Dragonhart · 22/10/2007 22:49

Good Luck tomorrow Shimmer. Hope all goes well xxx

Poor you Jodie. I definatly think you have a curse on you or something! Hope all the lo are better/recovered soon xxx

My house is such a mess! Makes me feel really slobish listening to you all. Note to self. Clean more.

EAH- I just had to buy a present for my 4yo cousin's 4yo girl and bought this. What do you think? I really struggled as I have no clue about girls. Any other suggestions if you think it is crap? I had to avoid the scary life like doll aisle as they really freak me out. Dreading Ruth wanting one.

eandh · 23/10/2007 06:09

morning - shit night here hattie woke at 11pm took till 1am to sleep and up again at 5.30

dh that looks great ellie got some 'my little pony' bits for her birthday and she has just started playing with them (i'd imgine what you bought will be on her list next year)

we are off to farm today

and being organised booked tickets to see father christmas at leeds castle on sunday 23rd december (going with eddas and family so the dd's can terrorise Father Christmas together!) trying to persuade my mum and dad tat they would love to have them after we have been to the castle to sleep the night so I can have a lay in xmas eve and get all the bits done in the morning in peace!

Eddas · 23/10/2007 07:45

sorry for crashing again, came to check my threads i'm on and you're there, but there IS another EAH on mn. saw her the other day but it wasn't you as it was EAH not EandH

I'm never sarky

You are definately not a slob you should try it! Mind you I don't think you could you'd have cold sweats if you didn't clean for a week

Not the beacon place, somewhere in shepway do beacon take clothes etc. I thought it was furniture

Anyway will stop cluttering up your thread now

eandh · 23/10/2007 07:47

eeeek I am off to look at this eah that is far to similar to my name. Think beacon only take furniture but i'll check if we go past.

eandh · 23/10/2007 07:50

well she appears to only have posted once and about nurseries and not gone back to the thread, if she posted more do you think it would be rude to ask her to name change ? (have seen others asking when new members started posted in similar names)

laughalot · 23/10/2007 09:18

Morning ladies right a serious question dont laugh my ds is having a new set of wardrobes he only has a chest of draws at the moment but now has to many clothes so we have had to invest in wardrobes. Where do I get loads of childrens coat hangers cheap ? I need loads but dont want to spend a fortune any ideas ?

Omg lizz never knew dh worked for ann summers I have disco dick but me and him just dont get on for some reson.

Lizzzombie · 23/10/2007 11:13

The pound shops normally do kids hangers. Or Ikea probably does....thought they are probably not called hangers. They are probably called Fred or something.

LaL... tmi re disco dick!!!

Lizzzombie · 23/10/2007 11:14

Btw - I just a got a phone call from Ann Summers following up my application.
Is it really too much to ask for that I can find a PT job with set hours so I can organise nursery for LO? Why do they always want you to be flexible. Its soooooooo annoying.

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Lizzzombie · 23/10/2007 11:46

yay! PCF! I am so for you! And a little bit we still have none.

I think you should celebrate!

Have you seen the meet up thread for mums your way?

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Lizzzombie · 23/10/2007 12:55

omg! you poor thing!

I've been up since 4.30am, think DJ is an insomniac baby!