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April 2007 - A polar bear holding a glass is quite impressive

431 replies

EllieK · 01/09/2007 21:30

courtesy of Katy

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StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:59

I've eaten and eaten
I really feel beaten
What's a bear to do?
Off to do a .....

...... trip to the zoo!

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 22:00

ta ra ra boom de eh
my knickers flew away
on the M4 motorway

(hmm blast from past)

I did the shave thing ... in fact dh did it when I was pissed on holiday!

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:01

Is that right
Or are you just joinging in tonight?

Idreamofchocolate · 05/09/2007 22:01

Was it really itchy whilst it was growing back?

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:01

joining

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:01

IDOC:
Your words are sublime
But you must talk in rhyme
It doesn't have to make sense
Just sit on the fence

nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 22:02

What shave thing????? spill octo????

Idreamofchocolate · 05/09/2007 22:03

PMSL. I can't SPB, I can only think of really rude rhymes.
Sign of a warped mind?

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:03

Really rude will do
Like my reference to poo

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:04

None of you laughed
I must have looked daft

Idreamofchocolate · 05/09/2007 22:04

No, no, much ruder that that
I was going to ask if she shaved her t**t

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 22:04

Bit of imagination

Was a bit itchy with the wetsuit on - bit of secret scratching under the waves but fine now. Better than ladygarden rainforest which had spread south from equatorial areas towards sub stropical savanna and knees

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:05

And what's wrong with that?

Idreamofchocolate · 05/09/2007 22:06

Nowt, if it looked like a mat.

nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 22:07

I have mine waxed

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 22:07

wrong with what? 9 minutes left on my ebay item ....

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 22:08

Yes - have bought wax but the pain is holding me back - should do now while pubes are nice and short!

Peshatlast · 05/09/2007 22:08

ok peeps
i needs me sleeps

night night
sleep tight

katy my rhyme is for you
will that do

nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 22:09

Yeeeeouchhhhhh...couldn't do it to myself!!! no way...

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:10

octo must wait
and I am still kate
but to bed I must go
as it's getting late

I bid you good night
Hope you're all right
See you tomorrow
All sleep tight

Idreamofchocolate · 05/09/2007 22:10

Dh is in bed
and so I must head
upstairs now (goodnaght)
don't stay up too late.

nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 22:10

night to all of you who are off to bed x

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 22:11

Night night - I must go back to non-mn for some more time - will pop back again at some time. Has been fun chatting. Take care xxx

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:11

Pesha x post
Good night erm toast

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 22:11

My password has gone
Is this affecting anyone?