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April 2007 - A polar bear holding a glass is quite impressive

431 replies

EllieK · 01/09/2007 21:30

courtesy of Katy

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nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 21:49

yeah it was v amusing!!!

JeremysVile · 05/09/2007 21:50

it's stll going on, Mars is still Jeremy, and now its JV night

Idreamofchocolate · 05/09/2007 21:51

PMSL JV

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:51

stop it all of you
what's a bear to do?
except all of the time
to talk in rhyme

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:51

Is Jeremy Mars as well?

nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 21:51

have you been drinking SPB???

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:51

Wouldn't that be swell?

WestCountryLass · 05/09/2007 21:52

Octo, bloody hell, sounds like you got the runt of the litter!

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 21:52

jeez
I am slightly peez [ed]
jv is malcom sleaze
and we are eating peas

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:52

A drink has not passed my lips
In fact it's round my hips
Off to bed in a tic
hic

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 21:53

Shit - I sound like Scott

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 21:53

oops Skott

nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 21:53

lol @ octo sounding like skott!!!

JeremysVile · 05/09/2007 21:53

I am Ellie

JeremyVile is Marslady and JeremyVile, both postng with same name at same time Tech is on the case!

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:53

u sre do

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:54

The bear is all bemused
And a little confused

JeremysVile · 05/09/2007 21:55

well done Nutty, you got the weird spelling right!

(bet they all thought you just couldn't spell tho )

octoandflash · 05/09/2007 21:55

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octoandflash · 05/09/2007 21:55

Did you do the post about Malcolm?

JeremysVile · 05/09/2007 21:55

and Octo, even if it did take 2 attempts

Idreamofchocolate · 05/09/2007 21:55

Katy bear
is covered in hair
she needs a shave
or else we might start to call her Dave.

JeremysVile · 05/09/2007 21:56

no, that's MarsLady starting random threads while she's got the wrong name

nappynuttynormabutty · 05/09/2007 21:57

waxing SPB, waxing

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:57

I am a 44 stone trucker from dudley
my hands are hairy it's lovely
dave is my name
and if it's all the same
I'd rather you people didn't bug me

StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2007 21:58

No comments about my rhyme
It's past thinking time