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ChocolateSucksWithoutSugar · 02/04/2007 21:41

Too brain dead to come up with an imaginative title!

CAMERON, Birthdate 6th Jan, Due 28th Jan, Weight 5lbs 13oz, Born to Teuch, Baby no 1, Lives Inner Hebridean Island, Gas & air and morphine
PEYIA, Birthdate 23rd Jan, Due 4th Feb, Weight 6lbs 12.5oz, Born to TicTac, Baby no 1, Lives Horwich, Lancs, Gas & air only
ALEXANDER, Birthdate 24th Jan, Due 4th Feb, Weight ??, Born to Yeahbut, Baby no 3, Lives Holland, Elective c-section
CAITLIN ERIN MONICA, Birthdate 25th Jan, Due 10th Feb, Weight 8lbs 10.5oz, Born to Womba1, Baby no 3 (1 stillborn), Lives Eastbourne, Elective c-section
MAISIE, Birthdate 26th Jan, Due 7th Feb, Weight 8lbs 5.5oz, Born to ellenrose, Baby no 3, Lives Bristol, Induction due to SPD
JESSICA HELEN, Birthdate 30th Jan, Due 9th Feb, Weight 5lbs 11oz, Born to JuA, Baby no 2, Lives Chorley, Lancs, Elective c-section. Twin 1.
EMILY ROSE, Birthdate 30th Jan, Due 9th Feb, Weight 6lbs, Born to JuA, Baby no 2, Lives Chorley, Lancs, Elective c-section. Twin 2.
ELIZABETH GRACE, Birthdate 3rd Feb, Due 3rd Feb, Weight 8lbs 5oz, Born to Kando, Baby no 3, Lives Holland,
PETER, Birthdate 6th Feb, Due 12th Feb, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to popmum, Baby no 2, Lives Herts,
LAUREN EMMA, Birthdate 6th Feb, Due 22nd Feb, Weight 6lbs 14oz, Born to Morgan, Baby no 2, Lives Dubai,
PHILIPPA ROSE, Birthdate 8th Feb, Due 2nd Feb, Weight 9lbs, Born to CSWS (Tabs), Baby no 1, Lives North Herts, TENS and gas & air
LEWIS JAMES, Birthdate 9th Feb, Due 31st Jan, Weight 9lbs 2oz, Born to PhoenixGirl (Cuffyj1/lewsmummy), Baby no 1, Lives Barnsley, emerg c-section
SETH PETER, Birthdate 9th Feb, Due 1st March, Weight 7lbs, Born to angedemarche (Jangus), Baby no 2, Lives NI, Elective c-secion
EVIE HARRIET, Birthdate 10th Feb, Due 29th Jan, Weight 9lbs, Born to Hotmama, Baby no 2, Lives Nottingham, emerg c-section
RHUARIDH GEORGE, Birthdate 11th Feb, Due 20th Feb, Weight ??, Born to MrsDoolittle, Baby no 2, Lives Newbury, Water birth
BEN, Birthdate 12th Feb, Due 2nd Feb, Weight 8lbs 4oz, Born to 3K, Baby no 1, Lives Gravesend, Kent, c-sec after failure to dilate sufficiently
OSCAR, Birthdate 12th Feb, Due 13th Feb, Weight 9lbs 10oz, Born to Chloe55, Baby no 1, Lives West Yorkshire, Pethidine, epi & lots of stitches!
LUTHER, Birthdate 14th Feb, Due 6th Feb, Weight 8lbs 8oz, Born to NotAnOtter (4blue1pink), Baby no 5, Lives ??,
ANYA OLIVE CATRIONA, Birthdate 20th Feb, Due 8th Feb, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to Popadopalis, Baby no 1, Lives Bedford,
BRAM THOMAS, Birthdate 21st Feb, Due 11th Feb, Weight 9lbs 15oz, Born to mustrunmore (Ixel), Baby no 2, Lives N London, c-sec
LUCA, Birthdate 21st Feb, Due 18th Feb, Weight 8lbs 3oz, Born to 2boysmacca, Baby no 2, Lives N Essex, Home birth
IMOGEN ROSAMOND, Birthdate 23rd Feb, Due 2nd March, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to Ags, Baby no 2, Lives Kent, Elective c-section
EMRYS JOHN, Birthdate 24th Feb, Due 24th Feb, Weight 8lbs 5oz, Born to Flamesparrow, Baby no 2, Lives Bournemouth, Home birth
ISABEL ERIKA, Birthdate 24th Feb, Due 3rd March, Weight 7lbs 5.5oz, Born to Amiable, Baby no 1, Lives North London, Gas & air and epidural. DH German
RORY JOHN, Birthdate 25th Feb, Due 23rd Feb, Weight 10lb 2oz, Born to dewmeadow, Baby no 2, Lives County Tyrone, Ireland, emerg c-section
LEON JASON, Birthdate 26th Feb, Due 18th Feb, Weight 7lbs 13oz, Born to Jelley (Jasnem), Baby no 3, Lives Waltham Abbey, Rapid labour, ventouse and episiotomy
SALLY ANIELA, Birthdate 28th Feb, Due 28th Feb, Weight 8lbs 13oz, Born to Thell, Baby no 1, Lives London, Water birth at home
NEVE, Birthdate 4th March, Due 27th Feb, Weight 8lbs 11oz, Born to Frizbe, Baby no 2, Lives Ripley, Derbyshire, Water birth
ALFRED WILLIAM, Birthdate 4th March, Due 27th Feb, Weight 9lbs 15oz, Born to damewashalot (Helen38), Baby no 3, Lives Warwickshire,

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PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:16

Girls????

Flamesparrow · 14/04/2007 22:17

Hmm... me spies some cross overs with those numbers!!!! Girls is on my "never done" list too...

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:17

U're never going to bed so just keep chatting

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:17

Ooooh really MRM? well, you think you know someone , then

2 blowjons in 8yrs pg???!!! You luc ky cow! SOmetimes I just feel obliged, dh is very generous ytou see

2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:17

CR are you still on this thread or have these women with no morals scared you away

That's it. Pc tutned off. G'night!

Flamesparrow · 14/04/2007 22:18

Really PG?? 2 in 8 years?!? What about the favour being returned as it were?

CantSleepWontSleep · 14/04/2007 22:18

I saw that on another thread one time mrm. Disappointed you've never propostitioned me .

Dh just came in from the car to speak to me and I was crying with laughter at him - he was a bit bemused .

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:19

Were the girls on their own or part of a 3some mrm? Don't answer if you don't wnat but I'm guessing you ain't prude

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:19

I didn't say that dh wasn't generous

But i CAN'T DO IT. It's horrible.

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:21

But csws, that would virtually be incest, as when pippa marries Brambles we'll be related Glad to see you're following me round the exciting threads! Which one was that then?

2 alone, one on the aforementioned big first night . I'm shutting up now!

Flamesparrow · 14/04/2007 22:21

You don't have to swallow... the rest can be enjoyable

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:21

Awwww pg, have you tried making thing s taste a little mroe appetising with say. champagne/cream/chocolate? Or do it in the bath, no need to 'taste' the end product coz you have instant bath water mouth wash

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:22

Its not horrible, as long as you just get what you want out of it, and have greed in the front of your mind at all times

Flamesparrow · 14/04/2007 22:22

Ooh exciting

I can presumably be propostioned... unless Brambles takes after his mummy

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:23

Chloe, you're saying a Mr Matey blow job would taste nice???!!!

CantSleepWontSleep · 14/04/2007 22:23

I'm not sure which thread it was mrm. Was quite old when I saw it, but can't remember who I was stalking at the time .

2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:23

Don't you need a snorkle to do it in the bath?

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:23

Right well the 1st time was ok but the 2nd time he came in my mouth and i swallowed and its really put me off.

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:24

Better than having to do the sly spit and stifle a gag with the salty aftertaste

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:24

God, I just cant go to bed now. you're actually all making me laugh, which is a rarity!

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:24

Depensd how =big your dh is macca

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:25

You could hold your nose while you swallow, if he doesnt see you

Flame, how do you know I wouldnt just be after you to pickpocket csws's r&p's??!!

CantSleepWontSleep · 14/04/2007 22:26

Don't think I've ever spat.

2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:26

Ok this is funny tonight but poor Jelley is going to be reading this bleary eyed.

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:26

Never mind going to bed, i need the loo and can't leave the laptop but think i'd better or i'll PMSL