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ChocolateSucksWithoutSugar · 02/04/2007 21:41

Too brain dead to come up with an imaginative title!

CAMERON, Birthdate 6th Jan, Due 28th Jan, Weight 5lbs 13oz, Born to Teuch, Baby no 1, Lives Inner Hebridean Island, Gas & air and morphine
PEYIA, Birthdate 23rd Jan, Due 4th Feb, Weight 6lbs 12.5oz, Born to TicTac, Baby no 1, Lives Horwich, Lancs, Gas & air only
ALEXANDER, Birthdate 24th Jan, Due 4th Feb, Weight ??, Born to Yeahbut, Baby no 3, Lives Holland, Elective c-section
CAITLIN ERIN MONICA, Birthdate 25th Jan, Due 10th Feb, Weight 8lbs 10.5oz, Born to Womba1, Baby no 3 (1 stillborn), Lives Eastbourne, Elective c-section
MAISIE, Birthdate 26th Jan, Due 7th Feb, Weight 8lbs 5.5oz, Born to ellenrose, Baby no 3, Lives Bristol, Induction due to SPD
JESSICA HELEN, Birthdate 30th Jan, Due 9th Feb, Weight 5lbs 11oz, Born to JuA, Baby no 2, Lives Chorley, Lancs, Elective c-section. Twin 1.
EMILY ROSE, Birthdate 30th Jan, Due 9th Feb, Weight 6lbs, Born to JuA, Baby no 2, Lives Chorley, Lancs, Elective c-section. Twin 2.
ELIZABETH GRACE, Birthdate 3rd Feb, Due 3rd Feb, Weight 8lbs 5oz, Born to Kando, Baby no 3, Lives Holland,
PETER, Birthdate 6th Feb, Due 12th Feb, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to popmum, Baby no 2, Lives Herts,
LAUREN EMMA, Birthdate 6th Feb, Due 22nd Feb, Weight 6lbs 14oz, Born to Morgan, Baby no 2, Lives Dubai,
PHILIPPA ROSE, Birthdate 8th Feb, Due 2nd Feb, Weight 9lbs, Born to CSWS (Tabs), Baby no 1, Lives North Herts, TENS and gas & air
LEWIS JAMES, Birthdate 9th Feb, Due 31st Jan, Weight 9lbs 2oz, Born to PhoenixGirl (Cuffyj1/lewsmummy), Baby no 1, Lives Barnsley, emerg c-section
SETH PETER, Birthdate 9th Feb, Due 1st March, Weight 7lbs, Born to angedemarche (Jangus), Baby no 2, Lives NI, Elective c-secion
EVIE HARRIET, Birthdate 10th Feb, Due 29th Jan, Weight 9lbs, Born to Hotmama, Baby no 2, Lives Nottingham, emerg c-section
RHUARIDH GEORGE, Birthdate 11th Feb, Due 20th Feb, Weight ??, Born to MrsDoolittle, Baby no 2, Lives Newbury, Water birth
BEN, Birthdate 12th Feb, Due 2nd Feb, Weight 8lbs 4oz, Born to 3K, Baby no 1, Lives Gravesend, Kent, c-sec after failure to dilate sufficiently
OSCAR, Birthdate 12th Feb, Due 13th Feb, Weight 9lbs 10oz, Born to Chloe55, Baby no 1, Lives West Yorkshire, Pethidine, epi & lots of stitches!
LUTHER, Birthdate 14th Feb, Due 6th Feb, Weight 8lbs 8oz, Born to NotAnOtter (4blue1pink), Baby no 5, Lives ??,
ANYA OLIVE CATRIONA, Birthdate 20th Feb, Due 8th Feb, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to Popadopalis, Baby no 1, Lives Bedford,
BRAM THOMAS, Birthdate 21st Feb, Due 11th Feb, Weight 9lbs 15oz, Born to mustrunmore (Ixel), Baby no 2, Lives N London, c-sec
LUCA, Birthdate 21st Feb, Due 18th Feb, Weight 8lbs 3oz, Born to 2boysmacca, Baby no 2, Lives N Essex, Home birth
IMOGEN ROSAMOND, Birthdate 23rd Feb, Due 2nd March, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to Ags, Baby no 2, Lives Kent, Elective c-section
EMRYS JOHN, Birthdate 24th Feb, Due 24th Feb, Weight 8lbs 5oz, Born to Flamesparrow, Baby no 2, Lives Bournemouth, Home birth
ISABEL ERIKA, Birthdate 24th Feb, Due 3rd March, Weight 7lbs 5.5oz, Born to Amiable, Baby no 1, Lives North London, Gas & air and epidural. DH German
RORY JOHN, Birthdate 25th Feb, Due 23rd Feb, Weight 10lb 2oz, Born to dewmeadow, Baby no 2, Lives County Tyrone, Ireland, emerg c-section
LEON JASON, Birthdate 26th Feb, Due 18th Feb, Weight 7lbs 13oz, Born to Jelley (Jasnem), Baby no 3, Lives Waltham Abbey, Rapid labour, ventouse and episiotomy
SALLY ANIELA, Birthdate 28th Feb, Due 28th Feb, Weight 8lbs 13oz, Born to Thell, Baby no 1, Lives London, Water birth at home
NEVE, Birthdate 4th March, Due 27th Feb, Weight 8lbs 11oz, Born to Frizbe, Baby no 2, Lives Ripley, Derbyshire, Water birth
ALFRED WILLIAM, Birthdate 4th March, Due 27th Feb, Weight 9lbs 15oz, Born to damewashalot (Helen38), Baby no 3, Lives Warwickshire,

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:08

I'm hoping mrcsws knows about this prior to reading it on a public forum?

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:08

In which case csws, you should've just killed 2 birds with 1 stone, so to speak

Macca, I just have boys that wake up alot

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:08

AT our wedding my dh ahsd slept with 3 of the girls and I had slept with 2 of the lads!

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:09

We are all good friends

Flamesparrow · 14/04/2007 22:09

Good point Macca!

MrCSWS - if you're readin... bras

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:10

CSWS has gone quiet...........

CantSleepWontSleep · 14/04/2007 22:10

He's never really been bothered with the details macca, but he know that I have a colourful past .

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:10

My first was a bloke who worked for the post office, who I met in a pub and decided he was good enough to serve the purpose, esp as he had a friend for my friend, so it worked out well with us all IYSWIM. And we took home a nice pair of 501's as a trophy!!!

Really am going to bed now.

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:11

PMSL MRM!

2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:11

He's found out about her past via this and demanded she gives him a bj in the car to make amends

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:11

Oh for gods sake, Mr csws, just get out of the car and up the loft, or Flame'll never shut up!!

Chloe55 · 14/04/2007 22:11

No way - t would ruin his leather interior

Flamesparrow · 14/04/2007 22:12

lmao MRM

CantSleepWontSleep · 14/04/2007 22:12

How old were you mrm?

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:12

Ah was trying to remember why Flame said bras lol

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:12

Ah was trying to remember why Flame said bras lol

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:13

Oooops

Flamesparrow · 14/04/2007 22:13

Not if she swallows.... which she probably needs to after this.

I will be good and shut up now

2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:13

I thought the 'loft' was some innuendo!

Def going to bed. Jelley, I hope you enjoy reading this at 6am tomorrow morning!

CantSleepWontSleep · 14/04/2007 22:13

PMSL!!

PhoenixGirl · 14/04/2007 22:14

Flame - eeeeeeewwwwwwwww dh has had 2 bj's in 8 year. Eeeeewwwwww

2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:14

Swalling ain't gonna get ya preganant girl. Spit and use the baster!

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:14

17 first time. See, I'm quite good really
But then I guess when you think I was with exh for 5 yrsish and with dh for 10yrs this year, and I'm 33, but have slept with 18 men and 3 girls, I'm not so good.. But still not terrible.

2boysmacca · 14/04/2007 22:15

GIRLS???

I am trying to get to bed. Stop it!!

mustrunmore · 14/04/2007 22:16

Well go then

I'm guessing dh has given up and gone to sleep by now, as he went up 30mins ago!