Feb '06 Chatterboxes

[ChocolateSucksWithoutSugar]

Too brain dead to come up with an imaginative title!

CAMERON, Birthdate 6th Jan, Due 28th Jan, Weight 5lbs 13oz, Born to Teuch, Baby no 1, Lives Inner Hebridean Island, Gas & air and morphine
PEYIA, Birthdate 23rd Jan, Due 4th Feb, Weight 6lbs 12.5oz, Born to TicTac, Baby no 1, Lives Horwich, Lancs, Gas & air only
ALEXANDER, Birthdate 24th Jan, Due 4th Feb, Weight ??, Born to Yeahbut, Baby no 3, Lives Holland, Elective c-section
CAITLIN ERIN MONICA, Birthdate 25th Jan, Due 10th Feb, Weight 8lbs 10.5oz, Born to Womba1, Baby no 3 (1 stillborn), Lives Eastbourne, Elective c-section
MAISIE, Birthdate 26th Jan, Due 7th Feb, Weight 8lbs 5.5oz, Born to ellenrose, Baby no 3, Lives Bristol, Induction due to SPD
JESSICA HELEN, Birthdate 30th Jan, Due 9th Feb, Weight 5lbs 11oz, Born to JuA, Baby no 2, Lives Chorley, Lancs, Elective c-section. Twin 1.
EMILY ROSE, Birthdate 30th Jan, Due 9th Feb, Weight 6lbs, Born to JuA, Baby no 2, Lives Chorley, Lancs, Elective c-section. Twin 2.
ELIZABETH GRACE, Birthdate 3rd Feb, Due 3rd Feb, Weight 8lbs 5oz, Born to Kando, Baby no 3, Lives Holland,
PETER, Birthdate 6th Feb, Due 12th Feb, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to popmum, Baby no 2, Lives Herts,
LAUREN EMMA, Birthdate 6th Feb, Due 22nd Feb, Weight 6lbs 14oz, Born to Morgan, Baby no 2, Lives Dubai,
PHILIPPA ROSE, Birthdate 8th Feb, Due 2nd Feb, Weight 9lbs, Born to CSWS (Tabs), Baby no 1, Lives North Herts, TENS and gas & air
LEWIS JAMES, Birthdate 9th Feb, Due 31st Jan, Weight 9lbs 2oz, Born to PhoenixGirl (Cuffyj1/lewsmummy), Baby no 1, Lives Barnsley, emerg c-section
SETH PETER, Birthdate 9th Feb, Due 1st March, Weight 7lbs, Born to angedemarche (Jangus), Baby no 2, Lives NI, Elective c-secion
EVIE HARRIET, Birthdate 10th Feb, Due 29th Jan, Weight 9lbs, Born to Hotmama, Baby no 2, Lives Nottingham, emerg c-section
RHUARIDH GEORGE, Birthdate 11th Feb, Due 20th Feb, Weight ??, Born to MrsDoolittle, Baby no 2, Lives Newbury, Water birth
BEN, Birthdate 12th Feb, Due 2nd Feb, Weight 8lbs 4oz, Born to 3K, Baby no 1, Lives Gravesend, Kent, c-sec after failure to dilate sufficiently
OSCAR, Birthdate 12th Feb, Due 13th Feb, Weight 9lbs 10oz, Born to Chloe55, Baby no 1, Lives West Yorkshire, Pethidine, epi & lots of stitches!
LUTHER, Birthdate 14th Feb, Due 6th Feb, Weight 8lbs 8oz, Born to NotAnOtter (4blue1pink), Baby no 5, Lives ??,
ANYA OLIVE CATRIONA, Birthdate 20th Feb, Due 8th Feb, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to Popadopalis, Baby no 1, Lives Bedford,
BRAM THOMAS, Birthdate 21st Feb, Due 11th Feb, Weight 9lbs 15oz, Born to mustrunmore (Ixel), Baby no 2, Lives N London, c-sec
LUCA, Birthdate 21st Feb, Due 18th Feb, Weight 8lbs 3oz, Born to 2boysmacca, Baby no 2, Lives N Essex, Home birth
IMOGEN ROSAMOND, Birthdate 23rd Feb, Due 2nd March, Weight 7lbs 9oz, Born to Ags, Baby no 2, Lives Kent, Elective c-section
EMRYS JOHN, Birthdate 24th Feb, Due 24th Feb, Weight 8lbs 5oz, Born to Flamesparrow, Baby no 2, Lives Bournemouth, Home birth
ISABEL ERIKA, Birthdate 24th Feb, Due 3rd March, Weight 7lbs 5.5oz, Born to Amiable, Baby no 1, Lives North London, Gas & air and epidural. DH German
RORY JOHN, Birthdate 25th Feb, Due 23rd Feb, Weight 10lb 2oz, Born to dewmeadow, Baby no 2, Lives County Tyrone, Ireland, emerg c-section
LEON JASON, Birthdate 26th Feb, Due 18th Feb, Weight 7lbs 13oz, Born to Jelley (Jasnem), Baby no 3, Lives Waltham Abbey, Rapid labour, ventouse and episiotomy
SALLY ANIELA, Birthdate 28th Feb, Due 28th Feb, Weight 8lbs 13oz, Born to Thell, Baby no 1, Lives London, Water birth at home
NEVE, Birthdate 4th March, Due 27th Feb, Weight 8lbs 11oz, Born to Frizbe, Baby no 2, Lives Ripley, Derbyshire, Water birth
ALFRED WILLIAM, Birthdate 4th March, Due 27th Feb, Weight 9lbs 15oz, Born to damewashalot (Helen38), Baby no 3, Lives Warwickshire,

Just don't swallow pg! I did once and was nearly sick, I have jsut learnt o either know when tyo finish him of with a hanmd or just spit. Jesus this convo is getting a bit seedy now!

Too much cleaning up to do if you spit.

We'll need a new thread tomorrow

Mrm because your pockets wouldn't be big enough

That;s why the bath is handy

Dh has the yummiest sperm of all my men!

pg, its a laptop .. you can take it to the loo with you!

Do you feed him your sweetcorn patties csws? Add a touch of cinnamon.

This is getting grim!!

csws. How much wine have you actually had?

I just can't see 'yummy' at all, with any men I have given blow jobs too - all tastes like salty slime to me - that's a sick face btw.

macca, i thought you were going to bed?

Just finished my second glass, but I'm a lightweight these days .

yummy sperm?????????

Enough I'm having difficulty containing the laughter now.

dh doesn't get them often though - he's away too much and don't want to waste opportunities for the real deal when he is here.

lmao @ all this - MRM, you're pretty so I'll let you off for swiping my bras (not the new ones though...)

Hadn't occurred to me I could just have a DH with more tastely sperm than some others...

MRM. I am, i promise!

yeah yeah macca

Hey, Im let off for an offence not yet committed

Trust me Flame, I've had 2 dh's (one not so d..), and the second is far preferable.

We need a giant meet up for this thread , with no kids and lots of wine. then we can watch csws et al as they get more and more pissed and reveal their sordid secrets

Its amazin what a pretty face will get you

I find large norks also have the same effect.

So... the better tasting sperm - is it in fact better tasting through taste, but because the partner is more loved, it tastes better than the others?

(Me & PG have no way to compare so it tastes prettty rank hatever)

You've done some revea;ing yourself tonight mrm

I just think it tastes minging, love or no love.

Cos you're not revealing anything at all MRM?

On a serious note, and I'm not just saying this coz Im drunk.....oh god, here she goes....but I think we all shoudl meet up. DH always asks what I get out of this site and I always go into a big spiel about how I have 'spoken' to you guys for not far off 2 years now and everyonbe has alwyas been so helpfuil when you feel like no-one is. There I've said it.

Big [[[[[[hugss]]]]]] I love you guysxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Kidding btw, I'm, not normally a soppy bugegr.