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Jan '07 part 5: I'm the Easter Bunny, my nose is cold and runny - so let's use LTH's patented tissue folding technique!

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2HappyEaster · 26/03/2007 19:54

I'm the Easter Bunny
My nose is cold and runny
Don't think it's funny cos it'snot.

I'm the Easter Bunny
My nose is cold and runny
So give us a carrot or go away.

Happy Easter

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RGeeSusIsCrucified · 01/04/2007 10:24

Hi all.
Was going to post that I was pregnant, but knew you'd all immediately see through my April fool.

Trixy - I'm really sorry to hear about your grandpa. Hope your mum/dad are ok too. My grandpa died when I was 16 weeks pregnant, and I was just so comforted that he knew I was having a baby and had seen the scan picture.

PCF - !!!!

Carrot / PCF - keep us updated with your wedding plans. I LOVE weddings. I think dream job would be a wedding planner (or a Blue Peter presenter).

Went to town yesterday whilst DH was at footie and MIL babysat. Was really disapoojnted by Next and Debenhams sales (obviously only checked out the baby section not the womens! Don't shop for me anymore). Should check out to see if there's anything left on line really. Anyway, I did nip to the pub for 2 glasses of wine with my mates beforehand and had such rosy red cheeks when I came out. I'm sure I probably stank of booze and all the shopping assistants thought I was an alcho!

DH was on night duty yesterday, and second night of dreamfeed she woke up at 5am. We may be getting there

Hope you all have a good day. DH is running a half marathon today, up hill and down dale, so after last week's explosive poo debacle, decided not to go with him this week. Sun's out though so may head to the park. Have a fun day whatever you do, and catch up with you this evening.

CarrotAteAllTheEggs · 01/04/2007 11:17

Very bleary eyed today. Some of the reactions to asking people if they can make the wedding party has been ' what, this year?' I suddenly got in a state last night that it was taking on a life of its own and there isn't enough time to plan. We weren't supposed to need time to plan as it was going to be so small, now some family and a few friends are coming to the service so I need to think, flowers, table decs etc. Aaarg! And the 'small' party at the on the saturday is escalating too, the last thing I need is to stress, it's supposed to be enjoyable!! kept waking up with bad dreams even though LO was asleep, most annoying..

rgee, I think you will hear a lot more about the wedding, apologies in advance

ud- you looke lovely in that dress, and the bouquet was beautiful, did you have a theme with the flowers?

Trixy- I fear cream will make me look a funny colour too, I go quite brown in the summer but this time of year I just look a bit pale and sallow. Sorry to hear about your grandad too

Eah- That's funny about your friend, that thread was very useful actually

2happy- congrats to your sister too, I'm the oldest but I can't wait to be an aunt!

PCF, You're doing the right thing giving yourself until sept, I fear my nerves will be frazzled. Will your family tree get changed after marriage, or does it only count at birth?

Dragon and wilkie - lots of people have suggested those cakes now, I think I'm going to get them, I'll have enough to do without baking and then I can have fun decorating!

Shimmer- sounds like that sort of dreamy phase they have before they go in to a deep sleep, it's strange though isn't it

LTH- hope your lo's skin improves, good that you've stopped that deprobase or whatever it is. I'm delaying Felix's jabs too, just for a bit till I know he's recovered from the reacion.

Jodie- we've taken ours to the cinema quite young, aound four or five depending on the show! You can always leave if it gets stressful. I don't like the idea of the mother baby showings though, it's so loud, do they turn it down?

Phew, have never done this many personals before, hello to anyone I missed!

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ellieandhattieandchocolate · 01/04/2007 14:27

pcf I now use aptamil (was on sma but bad tummy ache!) I make the bottles with water and leave them on the side at room temperature and add powder as we use them. When I did night feeds (sorry I know a few will be that I dont do them now ) I used to have one of those containers with the seperate compartments and just put the right scoops in it and tip it in just before the feed

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 01/04/2007 14:56

PCF - I use the same method with Aptamil as I did with SMA - I make the bottles up at night ready for the next day and store in the fridge no longer than 24 hours. Have had no problems doing it this way. (My sis also did the same).

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ellieandhattieandchocolate · 01/04/2007 19:27

quiet on here today just winding my BF up as she is so fed up of people asking if shes had her baby (due tomorrow)

just what you want to be asked!

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 01/04/2007 20:49

anyone around?

laughalot · 01/04/2007 20:57

Well I have a really shit night me and dh have fell out big time, hope you will understand this and see my point of view. In january my dh started a new job at tsb he did used to work in a travel agents as branch manager I too work in travel the same company but a different branch, dh had loads of stress he was extremely good at his job but the travel agents is one of the largest branches in the uk he had to work long hours sometimes not seeing our ds he dident think he was stressed but now realises he was, well when he got the job at the bank he was not setteling in to well as he found it difficult knowing alot about his old job to not knowing anything about his new role in the bank he has now finished his training and has had a really good week and even got a call from the area manager saying well done for a excellent week and to keep up the good work, little did I know that he wasnt happy at the bank had contacted his old workplace and had been for a informal chat about going back I got a phonecall from one of my friends who I work with saying whats this I hear about wayne coming back to meadowhall I was like what the fck told her that someone must be spreading a load of shit to find out its all true, I am so angry he said he dident tell me because he new I would be really mad so why the fck did he do it. As it turns out he thought about it and decided he was being daft and he needs to work at his new job but imagine if it was different and he decided to go back would he just wake up one morning and come downstairs with a different uniform on and say oooh by the way im quitting the bank ? I have never had reason not to trust him in all the ten years iv known him but I feel very let down, sorry for the long post im just so angry and upset.

laughalot · 01/04/2007 20:59

That should say iv had a really shit night

RGeeSusIsCrucified · 01/04/2007 21:18

Hi Laughalot. Sorry to hear about your evening . I can imagine you feel angry. The worse part is to hear it from someone else, and that would most definitely p*ss me off more than the fact he was considering going back to a stressful job. I think you may have hit the nail on the head when you said he has gone from knowing everything in his old job, to being new boy with a steep learning curve in his new job. Is he normally like this? If it is out of character I guess he thought you maybe had enough on your plate with Lauren and he didn't want to worry you if he wasn't enjoying his new job. Hope you make up soon.

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 01/04/2007 21:26

Laughalot - sorry you've had a shit evening. I too would be really pissed off if Rich did the same. But agree with RGee, maybe he realised he was being daft and was trying to work things out in his head before worrying you when you have Lauren and DS to worry about.

I really wouldn't think that you can't trust him, it's just annoying that you heard it from someone else.

Big hugs

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 01/04/2007 21:29

Before I was a Mum

Before I was a Mum I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunisations.

Before I was a Mum I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.

Before I was a Mum I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give injections.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mum I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mum.

Before I was a Mum I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mum I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache, The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mum.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mum.

JodieG1 · 01/04/2007 21:31

Laughalot - I'd feel pissed off too and I understand where you're coming from as he hid that from you without you knowing so the trust issue would be a problem for me. Hope you sort things out.

JodieG1 · 01/04/2007 21:34

Wilkie that's lovely I have a few about housework that are great too

Mother, oh Mother, come shake out your cloth,
Empty the dustpan, poison the moth,
Hang out the washing and butter the bread,
Sew on a button and make up a bed.
Where is the mother whose house is so shocking?
She?s up in the nursery, blissfully rocking.
Oh, I?ve grown shiftless as Little Boy Blue
(Lullaby, rockaby, lullaby loo).
Dishes are waiting and bills are past due
(Pat-a-cake, darling, and peek, peekaboo).
The shopping?s not done and there?s nothing for stew
And out in the yard there?s a hullabaloo
But I?m playing Kanga and this is my Roo.
Look! Aren?t her eyes the most wonderful hue?
(Lullaby, rockaby, lullaby loo).

I hope my children look back on today,
And see a Mother who had time to play!
The cleaning and scrubbing will wait till tomorrow,
For children grow up, as I?ve learned to my sorrow.
So quiet down, cobwebs. Dust go to sleep.
I?m rocking my baby and babies don?t keep.

My friends all said, "He'll grow so fast,
You'll hardly count the years."
But still I couldn't wait until
You grew out of baby tears.
I wanted you to take a step,
I wanted you to talk,
And learn to run and jump before
The others on the block.

And when you cried and ran to me,
I kissed you better, though
Part of my mind wished for the day
When I could call you grown.
"I'll finally get some housework done,
I'll have some time for me --
I'll have a long talk on the phone
And sip a cup of tea."

And sometimes I was cross with you,
And I said, "Act your age!"
But now those years have come and gone,
Marked only on this page.
I wish now I could turn back time
To your first smiles and tears,
And savor every moment
Of those precious baby years

Some house try to hide the fact that children shelter there.
Ours boasts of it quite openly,
The signs are everywhere...
For smears are on the windows
Little smudges on the doors;
I should apologize, I guess for toys strewn on the floor.

But I sat down with the children
And we played and laughed and read;
And if the doorbell doesn't shine,
Their eyes will shine instead.

For when at times I'm forced to choose
The one job or the other...
I want to have a tidy house,
But first I'll be a mother.

What Did I Do Today

Today I left some dishes dirty,
the bed got made around 3:30.
The diapers soaked a little longer,
The odor grew a little stronger.
The crumbs I spilled the day before
Are staring at me from the floor.
the fingerprints there on the wall
Will likely be there still next fall.
the dirty streaks on those windowpanes
Will still be there next time it rains.
Shame on you, you sit and say,
Just what did you do today?

I held a baby till she slept
I held a toddler while he wept.
I played a game of hide and seek,
I squeezed a toy so it would squeak.
I pulled a wagon, sang a song,
Taught a child right from wrong.
What did I do this whole day through?
Not much that shows, I guess that's true.
Unless you think that what I've done,
might be important to someone
with deep green eyes and soft brown hair,
If that is true....I've done my share.

god they make me cry, I saved them from a thread on chat a month or so ago.

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 08:37

laughalot - sorry you had such a shit night hope things seem better this morning. I do agree that maybe he was feeling like the 'new boy' and then realised what he was doing, like you I would have been very very pissed off to hear about it from someone else but whats done is done and all that and hopefully he'll know better from now on

Hattie has 2nd set of jabs at 9.50 so no plans today

Very sweet in the eandh house this morning ellie building big towers with her peek a boo blocks then making me take Hattie over so Hattie can knock it over, then because Ellie is laughing Hattie does these huge gummy grins very very cute wish I had an extra set of hands so I could take some pictures

laughalot · 02/04/2007 08:39

Morning all hope you all had a good night, lauren woke up once in the night around 2am so not bad, well me and dh had a bit of a chat last night when we got into bed I kind of see his point of view but im still very angry, wayne is not the type of person who gets uptight because he is the new boy some people in life love a title for example shop manager ect he dosent care if he is trainee, manager, area manager what he cares about is that he is bringing the money home every month to provide for the family. In his new job because he is working closer to home 20 min away he is saving loads on petrol every month so is virtually coming out with the same money as he was when he worked at sheffield which is 45/50 min away from home so money wasnt the issue either the problem was his knowledge he started in travel when he was 17 so he knew his job inside out and before he became shop manager he did nearly 8500000 in sales alone which is fantastic, he started his new job the week after lauren was born the training program used to be a 23 week course but this year it had been condensed down to a 8 week course so it was very intense he was doing alot of studying from home and feeling a bit helpless as we had a newborn baby and he couldnt help out as much because he was so busy studying so in a mad moment he thought why am I putting claire aidan and lauren through this when he could walk back into travel know what he is doing and that be that, he has now realised that it was stupid he used to work every bank holiday, every saturday and every other sunday on a evening he would get in sometimes around 9:15 there branch was on a retail park so they used to open late night, now he gets in everyday at around 5oclock does every other saturday but only untill midday and dosent have to work bank holidays so it suits our family life a whole lot better he has apologised and said he just wants to do right by the family so there we go .....

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 08:40

EAH - I had a dream about you last night rather randomly!!! We went on a girlie holiday together

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 08:42

Laughalot - glad things are getting sorted but...one question....is your full stop key broken?????????

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 08:47

was it good wilkie where did we go and how on earth did Chris cope with e and h ? (oh no they would have all stayed at his mums!)

laughalot · 02/04/2007 08:50

wilkie its because lauren needs a feed I am typing quick ................................................................... see it works lol, I want to come on the girlie hol

ellieandhattieandchocolate · 02/04/2007 08:52

ok do you fancy a classy spa weekend or a drunken dancing weekend in magaluf (although I dont drink)

vinorouge · 02/04/2007 09:00

Morning all

Laughalot glad you are feeling a bit happier this morning after a chat. Its always hard starting a new job and having to cram in loads of knowledge, doing that with a newborn must have been hard as well as being there for you.

Ellen is asleep again hooray, still waking twice in the night though. Oh well there are worse things that could happen. Last night DH and I went to bed at 10.30 but were still lying there trying to get sleep when Ellen woke at 11.30 for a feed. Very odd usually we are sparked out as son as head hits the pillow.

We have easter party at our post natal group this afternoon and as its so sunny will go for a walk this morning. Alreaady got 2 loads of washing on line so feel great he he I washed napies last night and put another load on when DH got up at 6.

EAH - it sounds so cute in yourhouse with both ellie and hattie having fun together

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 09:05

Laughalot and EAH - let's go \link{www.edenspa.co.uk\here)

WilkieBarEasterEgg · 02/04/2007 09:06

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