November 2012 - What are your New Year's resolutions for your baby?

[StuntNun]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1937565-November-2012-The-run-up-to-our-babies-first-proper-Christmas

Not sure BP but they move fast enough for more than one a week!

Almost!!!

45!

That's 45,000 posts (plus a few extra for the rogue threads that allowed over 1000 posts!)

Happy motherfuckin' new year to me bitcheeeeeeeeeeeees!

Can we fill 5 before midnight?

46 including stats fred

I'm not doing a lot VQ

I'm not doing much either

So maybe we can manage to finish this Fred if nowt else?

Oh DH just told the ils about this time last year. We never told anyone. Long night ahead.

I'm doing fuck all other than trying to fit things in my house like it's fucking tetris.

I was thinking of playing a game with DP. Not a sex game. An ackshual game .

PR I think DH deserves a sex ban for telling the IL's!! TWAT!

I think I am going to cry!!!!

The kitchen door is stuck closed! The latch has failed! The handles have been screwed off, but it still won't open!

What the fuck do we do?! Other than thank fuck that I have nibbles and drinks, and that there is nothing cooking, and we don't have a baby needing bottles etc!

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well. DP has just broken the door to get in.

FOR ACTUAL FUCKSAKE.

I only had that fucking door put on 18 months ago.

I paid to have it put up, and the handles put on etc. Stupid bastarding cunting bastard DP thing.

What happened this time last year??

I'm currently snuggled up to a sleeping S who was woken up by next doors dog barking because of the fireworks. They are having a party and have put him outside, poor bugger, not only does he have the fireworks going off it's also blowing a gale, I don't know why they didn't put him upstairs. Anyhoo he woke S up but she has now gone back to sleep in our bed dp is downstairs watching tv, he best come up at 12 for a kiss!

Happy new year quiche! Well what a year this has been for us all. I wish you all happiness and health for 2014.

horsey dd1 in hospital with pneumonia, lo at home with bronchiolitis and me with bronchitiS. We never told them.

How is it only 45!? There's always a new fred in the offing. Are you surr you're sure!?

gulp on behalf of pr. Good luck.

part of me wishes I was totally wrecked in a stinking dirty club dancing my life away. I miss that.

Ah yes. I remember your horrid run if illness now.

I'd be in a tropical beach bar ready to hit the sea at midnight. If I didn't have the bear. But I'm glad I do. (And glad I spent my twenties pissed, partying and travelling the world!)

If I didn't have p I would be in my house anyway. But now I have an excuse for not going to horrible, sweaty bars.

Listening to deacon blue doing their sound checks was exciting enough for us earlier!!

I LOVE Deacon Blue.

Come to Stirling - every. Single. Year.

New year here. Playing cards. Kids not woken by fireworks yet. Happy new year everyone.

Spoke too soon. DD1 gave us her first demo of sleepwalking. Not the right time DD1. Ugh.

Cut short shrink discussion (she was half woken by fireworks but not quite) . Packed everyone off to bed and am listening to calming noise of dishwasher.

Glass of wine. In the rain. Fag.

2014 started better than 2013 at least.

But after all the bollocks of last night.. Everyone else is asleep and, despite an hour or two sleep I am still awake. Fuelled by cake. It was very good cake. If I am woken up I'll freaking freak. Except I won't. I'll just swear into my pillow. Again.