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StuntNun · 12/04/2013 15:10

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1725957-November-2012-Poor-sleep-deprived-mummies-and-daddy

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 11:35

Oh yes, that too BP. I was picking my hair off other peoples babies yesterday.

You don't need a slap, you need a bit quichey hug! Egg and cheese included Grin.

I am having PR's left over mac n cheese for lunch. I mean, her recipe. Not her actual mac n cheese. That would take some logistical planning...!

BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 11:40

Just eaten a packet of hula hoops in record time. Would it be so very wrong to have another pack?

TheDetective · 19/04/2013 11:54

Nope. Have 6!

PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 11:57

No, wouldn't be wrong pig in fact you should have one for me!

Detective my two have both been self harmers with their nails. They do grow so fast. Wish mine would. Maybe they would if I stopped biting them. But it's a choice. Fags or fingernails.

BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 11:57

Have found a bag of marshmallows. Hello, friends.

PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 11:59

I just ate two kitkats.

BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:07

Let's end this Fred with some proper food porn.
Am drinking hot chocolate made with actual melted chocolate flakes. It did have some marshmallows on but they have leapt into my stomach.

BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:09

PR this may interest you.

TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:10

I've just nommed the mac n cheese, and I've got a shit load of cookies and cream kit kats I am resisting for 2 minutes.

What's for tea?!

DP said he's doing toasties. I hope he gets ciabatta! Mozarella and tomato with some basil for me please!

BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:11

I'm struggling to think of any savoury food substances.

90% of my brain is currently occupied by visions of the chocolate river in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 12:12

Ha ha five fingers. More kitkat lushness.

Food porn. Ooh, I cooked this the other day. Was yum.

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bakedcodwithaherbycr_7813

I replaced the oil by butter and added lemon juice and zest to the breadcrumb mix. Ate with ratatouille. Was really nice.

TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:12

Mine grew alarmingly beautiful when I was off this time last year with hyperemsis. Camped out on sofa, no house work, no work = gorgeous nails!

PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 12:13

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bakedcodwithaherbycr_7813

Link fail sorry

TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:13

You make me giggle PR all your recipes have had added fat mmm my favourite Grin.

I luffs your recipes!

Is joining slimming world. Soon. Damn.

PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 12:14

Tonight I am going to the doctor so will just do a cheese omelette with the leftover ratatouille.

StuntNun · 19/04/2013 12:14

So who's having the last post then? Shall we have a race?

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StuntNun · 19/04/2013 12:15

I just ate two bags of free crisps from the MN Walkers product test. Grin

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:15

DP made an omlette the other day. I shall share my disgust with you. It is truely horrendous!

5 eggs, cheese, pickled onions (?!), whole pack of streaky bacon, salsa, and some other shit I forget. But seriously. WT actual F is that?!

PetiteRaleuse · 19/04/2013 12:16

I love butter in food. I know oil is better blah blah but i freaking love butter. Oh, I melted it by the way before adding to the mix.

BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:16

Suspect I will be too weighed down with chocolate to reach finish line.

StuntNun · 19/04/2013 12:16

About to have an African Nectar herbal tea. Does that count as food porn? It is luvverly.

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TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:16

I want it!

BigPigLittlePig · 19/04/2013 12:16

Struggles valiantly on...

TheDetective · 19/04/2013 12:16

Damn you fuckers!

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