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November 05 Babies, they're on a roll......

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Busyalexsmummy · 04/03/2006 22:01

Here, thats better!

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tex111 · 14/03/2006 08:58

Nova, I always wondered about your name. I grew up with a girl named Nova and have always imagined her face when reading your entries. I'm sure you've heard how to work out your porn name - take the name of your first pet and the name of the street where you grew up. Mine would be Judy Jo Shadwell. Not very porny but still funny.

Diege, we got our black-out blinds from Ikea and they were very inexpensive.

Diege · 14/03/2006 09:07

Morning everyone! Smile. DH off today for his birthday, so won't get much chance to post today.
This time last year I presented him with card with just-done positive pregnancy test, with the words 'see you next year!'. Strange to look across and see LIbby blowing raspberries in her cot Smile.
BEAR: yes, I did have a blackout blind, that made no difference to lunch-time nap wakings. It has since broken (come off the roller, no doubt simple to fix Blush)and it's only now that she seems to be waking with the light in the mornings (though we got to 6.45 today, yeahhh!!). The other two have blinds in their room, which really work Smile.
BEKS: wish I could say I was a fluent welsh speaker, but I have lost much of what I knew. Was quite fluent at one time (my dad didn't learn English till he was 12), but of course have no one to practice with now living in Warrington GrinSad.
Have realised Libs is really starting to change now; was jammed horizontal in her cot this morning, though perfectly happy. Had forgotten what it was like when they're on the move Grin. Just waiting for the 'falling forward on their face' stage!
Right, speak later when I can! Can't risk letting DH see what an addict I am!
Diege Smile.

Diege · 14/03/2006 09:10

LOL TEX!! Mine would be Piper Lon Penrhiw (corr!!). I'd heard it was first pet and mother's maiden name: a rather more erotically satisfying PIPER HARRIS!!

tex111 · 14/03/2006 09:15

Diege, using the maiden name mine would be Judy Jo McClendon. That sounds like it could be one of my cousins! Grin

LilJ · 14/03/2006 10:51

Golden & Jen - Wednesday sounds good - where & when?

I think we're definitely teething here - Nate is starting to cry for no apparent reason and is very hard to calm down. Lots of cuddling seems to help a little, but mostly sticking my finger in his mouth does the trick. He's drooling all the time so everything he's wearing and I'm wearing is covered in drool - very attractive! If the folks at the office could see me now! The Manolos seem a lifetime ago...

Well should take my 2 minute shower and get going on this day.

J xx

p.s. Lil J is short for Lil' Juanita which is my brother's nickname for me (my real name is Jane) - we used to live in Mexico many years ago.

ChaCha · 14/03/2006 11:58

Beks - LOL :) Bully!! How are your boys?

Tex - Never knew that, my name would then be 'Snowy Manson'. Hmmmm...

Black out blind which I've had a couple of years was from argos, still going strong. x

Karmamother · 14/03/2006 12:03

Morning all!

Sorry its been a while but our bloody inernet connection has been off since last week. I was almost having MN withdrawal symptoms!

Way too much to read since I last posted, I'm afraid. Just had a brief skim & saw that Diege had a binge recently. I'm on SW too & finding it really hard. I NEED CHOCOLATE TODAY!!! What makes it worse is DP has taken my car to work (with emergency stash of chocolate in Ella's changing bad.Blush) & his car has no road tax so I can't even drive to the shops.[sulking emoticon] Oh, BTW, a huge creme egg sounds divine, wonder how long it would take to eat it??

Beksmum, I really enjoyed our chat last week. Its great talking to someone & mentioning MN without having to explain what it is. Ella says she is looking forward to meeting lots of other babies at the meet next month.Smile

I've been feeling much better since last week. DP & I had a very honest talk which really helped. He says I'm more like my old self & Ive even had the odd giggle which was sorely needed. The only problem is his snoring. I love it when he goes to the pub cos he always sleeps on the sofa. Normally, he comes to bed much later than me so I've had time to do the dream feed & get to sleep myself. I then only have to suffer it when I feed her in the night. Whilst she's getting into a deep sleep afterwards, I have to keep nudging him to stop the really loud snorts. Well last night was awful. How can men fall asleep within 2 mins of hitting the pillow? The words "empty" & "vessel" spring to mind. Anyhoo, he's having a septoplasty (nose op) next month which may or may not ease the snoring. One of these nights I'm going to squirt a load of breast milk into his gaping mouth mid-snort & see what happens. It may not solve the problem but I'll certainly feel better afterwards!Grin

Ella is hitting the 4 month mark & is definately hard work. At least she gives good giggles which makes it seem better. She's not rolling yet, which is ok by me. Hands in mouth & dribbling but no teeth. Now in her Big Girl Bed (cot) next to me so we can see each other at night, which I love. Her "vocabulary" is impressive & consists mainly of tongue out with lots of dribble on it followed by funny raspberries.

Someone has just woken up.....

Karmamother · 14/03/2006 12:07

tex....I'm Scamp Johnson. Sounds quite mischievous, doesn't it?

LilJ · 14/03/2006 12:20

I love the porn names! Mine is Snufkin Muir-Smith and Nate's will be Jules Lloyd.

There is also your soap opera name which is your middle name and the street you live on - so Mary Warham for me and Spencer Warham for Nate.

goldenoldie · 14/03/2006 12:37

LilJ - give me a ring and I will tell you all the details.

Rodeo · 14/03/2006 12:40

LOL at everyone's porn names. Mine is Fluffy Byrne!

Lil, My soap opera name doesn't work with my current address (High St!) but my with my last one it would be Marie Duffield. God how dull!

Joe had a lovely day yesterday, Although I feel wiped out today (I've actually got tonsilitis) His private screening of Chicken Little came courtesy of dp's friend, he's the manager of Cineworld :)

Glad your feeling a bit more like your old self Karma :)

Right off to mope around being ill, a cup of tea and Dairy Milk is long overdue! Will catch up properly later x x x

Rodeo · 14/03/2006 12:43

The manager at our local Cineworld - not the MD of Cineworld Grin

Diege · 14/03/2006 15:05

Just a quickie as DH is wanting to go on to book our holiday! My soap name would be Sarah Birchwood (very respectable sounding, pillar of community, in Emmerdale I would think!). Catch up later!
Diege Smile.

tex111 · 14/03/2006 15:06

My soap name would be JoAnn Quentin. That does sound like a soap actress!

Rodeo · 14/03/2006 15:28

Diege, you do sound v. respectable! But how about your daughter Thea Birchwood and your 4th daughter Honey Birchwood Grin They sound like tearaways to me! Along with their friends, Rae Quentin and Mathilda Duffield! LOL!

Ooooh holidays! [dreamy emoticon] Where are you going this year? My friend has just e-mailed me to say she's booking our flights tonight, yay! Oh, just to see the sun again............

BEKsmum · 14/03/2006 16:46

Hi ya

Porn names Sheba Bramdean or Brandy Ryecroft
for dh Megan New Market

Soap names Anne & Roger Mosslea Wink Sound like a pair of swingers!!!

Beks

tessasmum · 14/03/2006 16:49

Hello everyone!
It seems like ages since I've been on but I'm still struggling with sleep deprivation and just getting through the usual round of feeding/changing/washing/pre-school/etc is about as much as I can cope with. Have been trying to keep up though and by using Londoner's '2 window' approach I will try and reply to/comment on things. Thanks for the La Leche link as well Londoner, I haven't had a read yet but its bookmarked and ready when I am. Must admit though that over the past few days we have just gone for it, from tasters 3 times a day to meals and he's loving it. All I need is for him to sleep through again, he really can't be having a 6 week long growth spurt can he?? Shock

Beartime (to answer something from AGES ago) - yes, I am 43. Only started this Mummy lark at the tender age of 40 and will forever be the oldest Mummy at the school gates. Not too bothered though as I refuse to act my age GrinGrin

LilJ - obviously claening lady wasn't employed for her tact! She'd better be bl**dy good at her job is all I'd say Grin

Diege - mmmm, full-size cream egg, I could get my whole hand in rather than just eat it with my finger Blush

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all those that I've missed. Hope you were REALLY spoiled BoB

MN name - a bit obvious though have been thinking recently about changing it, either to include Ash somehow or just find some obscure Discworld reference
As for porn name 'Dumper Cocking" ShockShock
Rodeo yours is BRILLIANT
No soap name though as no middle name.

Karma - glad things are feeling better and I really hope the op sorts out the snoring problems. Giving birth sorted it out in our house (Blush) but that's not much consolation for you. I'd definately go for it with the breast milk, better have a good excuse for hysterical laughter in the middle of the night though!

Busy - is there a link to your 'thing' that I've missed? I'd love to see what everyone is going on about.

Right we have at last put the cot up (after we painted over the HIDEOUS transfers - there will be a before and after picture up before long!) and Ash may go into it tonight. He is currently having his first ever nap in there but was nearly zonked out when I put him in so didn't really notice his new surroundings. Problem is that he's in the office/front room as there has been little movement on making space for him in Tessa's room yet. More ranting required possibly but may just see how it works in here as I think DH will be 'helped' to make the move by realising how limiting sharing an office with a sleeping (or not!) baby will be. Just getting round the cot to get to the computer is a bit of a feat. Instant house extensions anyone? Grin

Mege-post over. Hope I haven't put you all to sleep!

tessasmum · 14/03/2006 16:50

Opps, that should read 'mega'

Karmamother · 14/03/2006 17:06

tessasmum,
sorry for soundinga bit thick but how did giving birth sort it out at your house?

beksmum, having second thoughts about staying at yours with names like that! Swingers??? Grin

Ella is a complete pita today. Her feeding/sleeping/whingeing cycle is lasting 2 hours, then it all starts over again.Angry
Any advice?? Might hit the Bailey's tonight....

novadandypowder · 14/03/2006 19:43

Porn Name - Sherry Colverson

Soap Name - Justine Dunbar

Nat's Porn Name - Patch/Max/Arnie Phillips

Nat's Soap Name - Samantha Pangbourne

A bit rubbish really!

My dads porn name however would have been Randy Duff - lol!!!

The highchair arrived today, so thats my project tonight whilst DH is out supping champagne at the Royal TV Society Awards. Tonight was supposed to be my night out with the post natal group girls, but I've warned DH that I'm saving up all these nights he's having out/away for the future Wink

Diege · 14/03/2006 19:59

Evening everyone! Smile.
TESSA: I think the 'cot in the office' scenario should do the trick; does your DH work from home? If so, I give him a week, at most Grin. We have a similar scenario, though not as bad; waiting to move Libby into dd1s room, as she's still in ours; will do in a few weeks probably if she's still sleeping through Smile. Love the porn name BTW!!
KARMA: hope the 2 hour madness is settling down. Perhaps just a one off? I wouldn't panic just yet, if there doesn't seem to be an obvious cause, though things like this can be really tiring. Hold on in there!
RODEO: LOL at your porn name Grin! Yes, my soap star daughters do sound a bit of a nightmare; I also have Hope Birchwood and May Birchwood, perhaps the two respectable ones to keep the others in line Grin. BTW, if Libby, or any of the others become porn stars (heaven forbid!!!), they would be BIG CAT JONES Grin.
Well, MIL has just arrived, so better show my face [sulky emotion..]
PS, think I would use a spoon to eat my mega egg, not hand Grin; could probably manage one, and maybe one of BEAR's caramels too Smile.
Diege Smile.

Diege · 14/03/2006 20:00

NOVA, that porn name is way too realistic Grin Wink

Karmamother · 14/03/2006 20:23

Diege, I think she may be having a growth spurt, or something. Also she's getting used to sleeping in her cot & I have been putting her in awake everytime today. My DS would only sleep on me (something Nova understands,IIRC) so Im gobsmacked she falls asleep without me, TBH.

The diet has been poor today. After reading about giant eggs I went searching in the kitchen & found a snickers hiding. My God it was lovely. Woman cannot live on veg soup alone!!

Nova, that has to be the best porn name ever. He definately owes you big time. We have a similar set up here. He goes to the village pub every Thursday & Sunday so I'm entitled to LOTS of nights out. However, since I'm BFing, I stay in most evenings but I'm keeping a record.

browniechick · 14/03/2006 20:35

Hi All! Have been chuckling at soap and porn names! Grin mine are as follows:
Soap - Louise Chesford
Porn - Snowy Clement
Not sure how convincing either are, but since I am not in either busines, guess it doesn't matter!

Had final set of jabs today (for the time being anyways!)- more screaming than usual, but he appears ok now - is currently asleep. He only cried for about 5 mins or so, but even so it is still heart breaking isn't it Sad

Not much else to report here - not long been in from Bronwies - so am in need of cup of tea and feet up. For all those fellow fans, am going to get feet up ready to watch CSI!!!

Speak tomorrow.
Brownie & Thomas

Diege · 14/03/2006 20:53

BROWNIE: What are the Bronwies then, a splinter group? WinkLove the porn name too - very cute! Have reminded me we need to get final set done too, now overdue Blush. Have you needed the calpol?
KARMA: you will reap the rewards of putting her in cot awake (sound like an old granny!). Also had bad day with food today, it being DH's birthday - must have had a least two giant egg's worth of calories and fat - just enough time to rescue it for weigh in next week, though the situatin is now critical Grin.
LOL at 'credits'; yes, I've been stocking up DHs weekend away (will need it for my trip to London which is def. going to involve an overnighter I've decided (will I ever come back with the shops?? BTW, there's a shop I want to go in on 'Sloane street'; anywhere near London Euston? (ok, am a real country mouse, so don't all snigger if it's the other side of LOndon!).
Right, MIL gone, so I can stop pretending to be working Blush. Ha ha!!!
Diege Smile.